First Drop Monkeys...

im talking park, who do you think the best skier is name someone that's better then him. John Sullivan, James, and Thomson have lottttssss of style but there tricks don't compare to Kevin
 
okay you dont know sully or james first off. Jonathan hasn't done a trick in like years. i dont think he has been serious once over the past two years seriously. and james is sick. and im not sure what 'tricks' this kevin kid can do. but im guessing they do not match up.
 
firsstt off suck my dick i havent ever seen you do a trick. Today kevin was messing around he did switch rodeo 5, and flatspin 5 so i mean yeah i guess they dont match up he also does 630s out of shotty, k fed kink, backside switchup gap rails. switch backflip 2 years ago, switch 9 two years ago. Soo yeah i mean nah they dont match up
 
well this is a shit storm. i dont mind any of you fellas i was just wondering why what everyone and i wear is such a big deal. yes i have a g suit and first drop but hey trend whore or not i love that jacket, wore it for 3 years so far. you can do what youd like but i just dont see whats the big deal here. the old bristol cult where everyone just made stupid ass funny jokes and provided good info was a fun useful cult. itd be nice to see that again. anywho / rant or whatever youd like to call it
 
i think i do know that kevin kid now. he is pretty good. i dont have a problem with him at all. but uhh go into the park sometime. i'll do a trick just for you.maybe even blow you a kiss.
 
The thing is that this was just supposed to be making a "stupid ass funny joke", but apparently people have feelings over the internet now.
I don't know who this Kevin kid is, but since everybody is making him out to be a God, I feel like I need to meet him. I'll be at bristol Thursday night and Saturday, as long as I don't trip in the parking lot over my XXL tall Footlocker cotton tshirt that is sticking out from my XXLT First Drop jacket. I'm expecting to see this kid 630 his ass all the way to the waffle hut, where I will be eating my toasty Belgian waffle at least 8 inches in diameter, drowned in maple syrup. Switch 5 flatspin?...I remember 2005.
But really, how about that new lower Northstar trail?
 
I am the last person to do this, but i am going to confront you at bristol the next time i see you. that is all.
 
they were but now they are killin it in utah.

and to grams. its actually not a tall tee from footlocker (those are wide but a great deal for 4 for $15) but a tall hoodie. but yes you are correct it is cotton. and comfortable as fuck!

 
alright well, then Jake Cardarelli and Andrew Egan are in my opinion. They're both super young and kill it already.
 
ohhh shitttt karls gonna get in a fightttttttttttttt, and this kevin kid you've been talking about, he wears LARGE jacket and LARGE pants, he's clearly the biggest faggot in the park there's no way he can be good with outerwear that small, i bet he couldn't even disaster the battleship. pussy.
 
i dont know who either of them are but if one of them is the kid who was throwing hippy killers on the battleship box then i would have to agree with that.
 
yalll need to smoke some weed and chill out. if you absolutely fucking hate someone, when you see them at bristol, simply punch them in the face. now stop cluddering this awwwwwesome cult with your 5 year old nonsense.
 
i kinda just wanna see a fight. round 1, dobies v.s. cudder. or i think in fact the best way to solve this is to play a friendly game of ski.
 
did anyone read the part where i said i look forward to MEETING you like i literally dont know who he is
 
i was actually trying to figure it out all day. and i couldnt tell if you were serious or not becuase i dont know who you are.
 
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