first date

depending on hot hot she is,all the way..Woot Woot!

DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

The Dinner Roll booter claimed my skis
 
well considering most guys would fuck anything that even remotely resembles an attractive female, i would say that most people are gonna say all the way :-)



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
dont be stupid. eye contact is at least a 366th date thing. NEVER make eye contact before that. its just rude. have some manners man. geez! always stare a little further south.

ski_bum to a telemarketer::

A guy tried to switch our local phone service once. I just told him we don't have phones in our household, He just got pissed off and swore at me because He told me I was talking to him on a phone.
 
HAHAHAHA REBEL THAT WAS FUCKING HILRAIOUS

AHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

i might touch her hand....

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
Well it all depends... I would say dry hump is a resonable assumption though...

|D|u|n|c|a|n|

'I am gay'

-Mike Nick

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster

freestylesupreme: is it working?

 
my dad works at night and people keep calling in the evening when he is trying to sleep. once he picked up the phone and the telemaketer said 'hi. may i speak to the lady of the house?' my dad was so tired and pissed that he responded with 'this IS the lady of the house' it threw the guy for such a loop. he started stuttering. hehe

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--Beff222: i gradumanaited

--CMc says:

true....but if he keeps breeding birds thats less time to breed himself...the fewer of him the better
 
What! what does the telemarketer shit have to do with this?!?

CO represent!!!

I have one thing to say: The whole world is turning lesbian.

'Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground. It took the minds of twelve-year-olds to realize its potential.'
 
MC need to lay off the crack pipe

|D|u|n|c|a|n|

'I am gay'

-Mike Nick

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster

freestylesupreme: is it working?

 
I'd touch her punanni

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
depending on how much i like him.. and if alcohol is in me.. um probably dry fuck...

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
dry fuck, dry hump, getting it on without getting it on...

|D|u|n|c|a|n|

'I am gay'

-Mike Nick

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster

freestylesupreme: is it working?

 
what???

anyways, cryss will explain the dry hump to you

|D|u|n|c|a|n|

'I am gay'

-Mike Nick

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster

freestylesupreme: is it working?

 
WHAATTT!!! ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS lol loud enough

'Don't think your the best. There is always someone better. Work your ass off and you'll get what you want' seth morrison
 
first off i dont get what skierkid just said.

second. its funny how everyone on this site knows my name..

and lastly. dry fuck/dry hump is basicly fucking with 1 or both sets of clothes on. so like the gur is gonna get off by doing the motion of fucking. but not actually going inside her just rubbing on her...

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
THe dry hump things is hilarious. My old roommate was the self-proclaimed king of dry humping. He said he got so good because he is hairy.

Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
 
WWHHAAAAT?

that's hilar

hairy??

*emily bennett

Did you know freedom exists in a school book

Did you know madmen are running our prison

w/in a jail, w/in a gaol

- Jim Morrison
 
HAHAHA YOUR HEAD IS AS EMPTY AS PHATT TIMS UNDER PANTS AHAH AAHAHAHA YOUR HILARIOUS!

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
hmmm..wouldnt..you get..um 'stuff' all ofer the inside of your pants..uurgh

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Go Carolina!
 
i would attempt anal intercourse....

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
ok, it seems that all senior guys at my skool are obsessed with butt fucking, not into guys, but butt fucking girls. and i have been all the way with 2 guys, that i just meet that night, well one i have known all year but in one night i had my first conversation with him and he had his first fuck. damn seniors are fun to chill with haha

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

All you need is a ten nad a fiver

The keys to a car and a sober driver,

B double E double R U N, beerrun
 
yea most of the senior guys at my hs butt fuck like its their damn job..... and so do some of my friends.. ewwwey...

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SOUTHEAST REPRESENTIN'

later...EMILIE
 
ok... why was that deleted???? it's true!!!

here's the version of Cryss comment...

'I don't see why you have to talk about having sex with a guy the firt time you meet him anjelica. It just degrades you and all other women. you talk about it as if it's an achivement.'

'I had lost a lot of things under this deck....'- My Grandma 'what.. like your viginity?'

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
 
it is not an achievement, it is just what happens, i am not proud of it, i am just telling the truth. and you guys did ask for my oppion, so don't snap at me, not all girls are like me

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

All you need is a ten nad a fiver

The keys to a car and a sober driver,

B double E double R U N, beerrun
 
fo sho. On a first date I think I might give her a kiss at the door when I took her home, probably no more than that if I liked her. If not then I'd just drop her home and say g'night or something like that, I dunno.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
HAHAHAHAH

i was just toyin with ya'll....

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
dude careful man, the only reason that post isn't deleted is coz there would be an uproar about that too. Honestly bro, not a nice thing to say aye. She's a rad chick and I got mad respect for her.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
ok i appologize to angelica about my post.

but when someone says something that can be discriminating to how people few females. well it makes me mad.

in general i think girls should hold more respect for themselves and who they are with. u should know the person first before you go and sleep with them or fool around big time like that.

with my other post i said id dry fuck... i said id do it under the influence too.. but i ahve never done that. because i ahve enough respect for myself to get to know the person first before i sleep with them.

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
i would shake her hand..but if she was really hot..id give her a high 5........

speaking of this buttfucking.....in my dream adam sandler was getting butt fucked by little nicky..adam was jerking off and he had a pussy too......i had alot of diet pepsis yesterday

yes..im the imfamous one who was tipped over in a parto pottie....yes ladies ive showered since then...
 
i absolutely fucking hate all the talk about 'respecting yourself'. It's ridiculous. A girl can have the utmost respect for herself, but still like to have sex. It's the fucking 21st century, and if someone wants to sleep with someone it's totally up to them and they shouldn't have to defend themselves because they like sex!!

Humans, and any animal for that matter, was put on the planet to further their species. It's in our genes. Sure, by having sex doesn't mean you are neccessarily furthering the species, but you are still going through the motions (sorry for the pun) and doing something that is fundimental part of our existence.

If a girl wants to fuck ten guys a night cuz she realllllly likes sex, then go for it!



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
Humans are the only specis that sport fucks...

Mitch: *Takes Piot's Pillow*

Piot: 'Give it back you fat barrel of monkey spunk'

 
nope..humans and dolphins are the only 2 animals that have sex for any other reason other than reproduction

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Me need sig
 
WHOA!!

i wish there was more girls like skiboadinbitch around these days...

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
Yea my friend told me about those dolphins,... very interesting fact. Yea about the dating thing, 1st date, it depends on if the guy was a good friend or if you had just met him... but i guess that doesnt matter, cuz if i liked him who knows what would go on.

 
uh, first date i gave her a hug, heh. I wouldnt go farther than giving her a kiss though, i think that you want to show them that you were more interested in learning about them than getting it on with them

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seth
 
yeti if u feel that girls should sleep with whoever. well then im gonna hook u up with a really pretty friend of mine, shes super pretty didnt care who she slept with.. hmm shes got std's now.. im sure u wont mind. i mean, u think girls shouldnt really care that much who their with right? you dont need to respect yourself

and i like sex too. just because i like sex doesnt mean im not going to think about who im with.

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
go how far the girl wants to go and don't push it.... and ladys don't suck till the second date, just a little tip. haha

10 - 1

Happy Days......and nights

*brooke* - tyler is amazing everyone, i just have to say that

 
I dunno if this is kindof a bad thing .. or a good thing. but whatever.

If I knew that it wasn't gonna go anywhere then I wouldn't go too far... if I knew that it was probably gonna turn into something but eventually end, then I would go as far as she wants. But if I knew that she's amazing then I probably wouldn't go far at all.

MD... Dain bramaged.
 
My ex and I didn't kiss until we'd been going out for about a month! We only saw each other once a week coz he lived away from me, but we made up for it after that!!

I'd only hug, hold hands and maybe kiss (if I liked the guy) on the first date.

* The freedom train arrives 15/11/02 *
 
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