first car accident ever!

i did better, i havnt had an accident.. that means that my insurance isnt ridiculous (sp?) and i can still afford to drive.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
i got in my first accident almost a year ago. but it wasn't my fault, so it was fine for me. and it wasn't too bad either.

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dana

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went 30 on a snow covered dirt road, went into snow bank, the sound in my dashboard is gone and some fabric on the back door is loose. lol now theres a big ass hole in the side of the hill.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
never been in one. I was in a car that flew into the ditch and got stuck in a snowbank, but thats it.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
^ not true, i went 70 and ended up on my roof.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
My brother never got into an accicdent...but he ran threw the garage door.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
was any one hurt?

the term \'fuck you\'actually came from \'pluck yew\' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french

-Bristolrider
 
i got hit on the fourth of july last year. did almost no damage wasnt goign to worry about it but the guy that did it was really old and already called his insurance when i was home.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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i drive a huge ass benz,, its a fuckin sherman tank.. some guy hit my at school when i was stopped at 30mph... left a scuff on my bumper and toataled his thunderbbird...the kid shit his pants

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SmoKinSkier

Yea fuck them im sick of them parading around with their lisps and parades and shit. Thats fione if u wanna travel the hersey highway of another fellow. But dont fuckin runn around my city and cause traffic problems with ur parades.FUCK THE FAGS!
 
skiierman, were you in your roof in a forest? or was there no forest around?

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
i smashed the other car, my truck was fine, im lucky it was my best freind. im not going to hit up the insurence though we pay an amazing amount allready..

 
round here theres always woods. but for some unseen reason i didnt go into the woods. lol

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i've totalled two cars, one the way skibum was talkin about, the other was a deer. the best part is my insurance only went up $36 over six months

Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure, she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal.
 
You can byuy used Benz and Bemers cheaaaappp, this gay kid at our school has a 92 Benz that he bought for 2 thousand.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
that must be one shitty benz and you might be under estimating.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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i lost in on a slightly snow covered road, flipped end over end twice into a telephone pole that my car sliced in half...and i only had a small scrath on my finger. the worst part is, i'm lying upside down in the car and i hear about 4 people drive past me instead of stopping...thats just shitty. so when i figured out how i was gonna get out of the car, i climbed out the rear passenger door...and shut it behind me haha. then i had to pick up all of my things that were everywhere from being ejected out my rear window

3 wise men-Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, and Jose Cuervo

'Listen, I got a fever...and the only prescription is more cowbell'

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girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrthy
 
i hit a mexican in a jeep this christmas break. gave him my phone number told him to call me for estimate on fix. then if it was to much i would insurance it. he never called.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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that mexican was prolly on his way back from stealing sumones stuff, thats why he didnt call.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i was backing out and my brother pressed the garage door button and it closed on my car and put a dent it. cracked the windshield too. i guess thats sort of an accident.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.
 
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I was pulling out of my driveway and went a bit wide, went to stomp on the brake but didn't move my foot and stomped the gas... my foot went lead from be scared so I backed pretty hard into a few trees.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
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-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
I have a niced bimmer i got for $3,800. it an 1987 but it will run forever and everything is still in nice condition too! oh and i have never been in a accident. when i was learning to drive i touched this parked car's bumper with this stupid van my dad has. I HATE automatic transmissions, i drive so bad with them! but there was no mark so it was not an 'accedint'

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'You don't have to be a Racist to be a nazi fuck, your mindless nationalism gives you credentials enough!' - Anti Flag

COMMON SENSE!

 
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