fireworks

bitchassphatz

bitchassphatz

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i just went and got some....hot damn tomorrow's gonna be fun shit....i tried a couple tonight and i'm a little rusty, but tomorrow baby, we'll be having el fiesta de america, by myself

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
PA fireworks suck, real fireworks are illegal, and i havent been to south carolina in like 4 years, so i cant get the good stuff

who watches the watchman?
 
i got these bottle rockets from my brother in baltimore, and i thought they'd be good and all right, so i lit some last night and they are so gay. they just shoot sparks out the top and don't shoot off.

-chris
 
yay explosions, they ar eillegal in vermont too, but who cares, i got 2700 pieces to light!

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you can get a permit in VT to use real fireworks.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
all fireworks are illegal in georgia, but every state except north carolina allows them. I went to alabama and stocked up on some awesome stuff.

 
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
i purchase only industrial sized fireworks.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
everything but m80's and stuff like that is legal here, even like the mortars and stuff which are friggin awesome

'If she floats than she is not

A witch like we had thought'

'Like most babies smell like butter

his smell smelled like no other'

'She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars,

And leave a blanket of ash on the ground.' - Kurt Cobain
 
i make my own sometimes. i buy wicks and gunpowder and nailpolish and ping pong balls and i make water proof cherry bombs. i throw them in the lake, it explodes, the water goes nuts, 300 paralyzed fish float to the surface.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
We had a big ass show it was so tyte over $2000 worth of fireworks we set off we even had a grand finale and eveything it went for like 40mins- 1 hour

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
 
I live in Vermont but you can get fireworks in New Hampshire which is only like 1-2 hours away. I got a bunch of m-80's and they are fuckin awesome like a quarter stick of dynamite. Tons of HUGE ass bottle rockets, helicopters, roman candles galore...

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
roman candles are so much fun to shoot at each other, I could probably do it for hours if I had enough. Or until I ended up hurting myself badly enough to stop.

 
My friend shot his brother with a roman candel and burned his shit and left a huge scar on him. But we buy fireworks from my friend when he works, then we light them off in one of my friends fields(same friend that shot his brother). it is sweet becuase there are never any cops around except the ones that live down the road which is across from his house.

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

I AM CANADIAN!!!

 
Once I bought fireworks and I was dissapointed, it was a pile of shit. I had about twenty, and all they did was go up a few feet in the air with a weak sound. Plus it was like 100 bucks... ah well.

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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
 
When lighting fireworks be careful on causing fires with them. Heard that fireworks was just banned in entire state of California due to drought.

They can be fun until something catches fire.

:)

 
to bad where i live a stupid fucker lives down the street and the second we pull one firework out he does his hitler death march over to our house...stupid bastard now we cant play with fire or have n e fun at all

 
my friends and i made a fire...then put a can of deoderant into the fire...then smashed the can with a stick, which made a hole in it...there was a huge explosion and then the can came hurtling out the fire...spinning around being probelled by the flame...the can hit me in the leg and i was like 'shit'...it was fucking awesome

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Bah, no one can beat the ones we have. Heres a story of what happend the night before the 4th.

So every year my friends and their parents friends, family, etc. hold a kick-ass 4th party with volleyball, stupid bets and topped off with a mind blowing fireworks display. This year was not an exception as we saw them roll in with a TRUCKLOAD, over 3 grand of high quality (illegal) fireworks. Im talking one step down from what you see on TV (firework explosion size). But what made this great was that all the parents where lighting them off in an old baseball field, drunk. This means only one thing is garuenteed at the 4th parties every year, something goes wrong during the firework show. Heres an example, last year one mortar tipped over and shot a huge ass firework into the crowd, it hit a fourwheeler and blew. Again this happens every year. Well outta all the years something has gone wrong, this year was going to undoubtibly put it to shame.

So about 10 minutes into the show it's going great and everyone is having an awsome time. There is nothing like hearing the cannon like sound of a small bomb being shot out of a mortar the distance from the pitcher's mound to where we where, lined up (30 or so people total, half of them little girls 10 and under) around where 3rd base would be. So that leaves us not that much space from the 'base of operations' as you would say, of the fireworks show.

OK, so the legally drunk adults are lighting off the fireworks and everything is going great. No one tripping because THESE GENIUSES are using flares to light their ways to and from the 'launching area' and the boxed containing the HIGHLY FLAMMABLE EXPLOSIVES. This is just to easy for something to go wrong, and well it wouldn't be their famous 4th of July party is something didn't, so a lone ember from one of the flares drops down into one of the boxes holding the HIGHLY FLAMMABLE EXPLOSIVES and wouldn't you know it, the parents start running like hell away from the boxes containing the fireworks where the ember has dropped. Usually when this happens (the parents running like hell away from the fireworks) it is a sign for us, the kids, that something terrible is about to happen and we should also do the same. BUT WE ARE KIDS

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
sorry ^ not done yet. ill post it when it is finshed.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i just set off a bunch of mortars. they're fuckin sweet.

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i get to go see an almond borthers concert on the 4th, cant wait - brentharlen

 
ok done, its called 4th story. READ IT!!!!

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
:) thank ya

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
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