Fired by my DAD

TheStamos

TheStamos

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So yeah beeing the boss's son only gets you so far, coming in 3 hours late and missing days due to hangovers only lasts about 2 months. OH well i hated it anyways and he only did it to be fair to the other workers( who dont give a shit about it and think its funny) Fuck it it was my last week anyways and he is still my daddy. Ive got an interview on thursday in Tahoe (Incline) wish me luck!

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"

 
you shouldnt treat your fathers business like that

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He builds homes and i was a laborer so i spent my days cleaning up shit . I always wanted something better to do but he wouldnt let me because well last time i used a skillsaw i ended up with 9 finger's pretty much cant do shit without using a saw. I wa sbored so i didnt give a fuck and i always respected my dad he laughed normally but today he didnt.

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"

 
i work for my mom, i have no idea how i havnt gotten fired yet

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
mamby if u didnt drik so much u would cut your fingures off with a saw

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you should have gotten workers comp moeny for that skill saw incident. You could have used it to become a ski bum like shannon schad.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
I work in my families business in the warehouse. It sucks ass except for the fact I get to jump off high scaffolding and sleep behind the mounds of boxes...

 
just sell yourself out to fat chicks, and I mean REALLY fat chicks. trust me it's hard work. they have so many flaps and bumbs and knobs that you won't know what to put your penis into first.

because I like poop.
 
i refuse to work for my family. because i like being able to joke around with my bosses about how drunk i was the other night. can't do that with parents!

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- Ian

Phunkin Phatt Phreerider

"The worst is when it's towels and you get out of the shower

smelling squeaky clean and then dry off and you smell like a brick of cheese."

- Lanemeyers
 
HAHAH I work for my unlce and Im the most under qualified worker in the history of companys and i do nuthin But i know i will never loose my job as long as I show up every so often!! And im on payroll so my money is guranteed!

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Skiing isn't a matter of life and death. It's much more important than that!'

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later"

 
My dad is a fucking badass eat shit you fucking albino mother fucker. He only did it because he had to to be fair and i know that so its not a big deal. It was more of a forced resignation than beieng fired, haha if there is a difference.

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"

 
go to sleep and go mountain biking with me tomorrow negro.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nig
 
builderers labourer, did you have to get rid of that fucking foam panel shit that they pour concrete into??? i hate those jobs jesus it sucked

If I had more energy, I'd burn that young mans face
 
yeah nick, stop whining , go biking ;) hahah

"oh my god,it happened again - i got better looking" boyd easley(walking past a mirror)
 
just dont do that again when you get your new job haha

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
luckily i work for my mommy

The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms!

~patrick henry
 
mommy can do the same things as daddy.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
no kidding, seeing as she owns the place i work for.

The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms!

~patrick henry
 
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