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1212j5j5

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yeah, i have a fixastion on fire now... my parents bought me some zippos since im not quite old enough.... i bought a bottle of zippo lighter fluid for 3.49 and had sum fun, but i burnt myself... its ugly... fires good... anywone have any sugetstions on what to burn next?

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
burn little effigys of people you hate

:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B
 
burn some grass man

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
as in weed? or... real grass?

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
burn those little plastic soldiers- oh wait, i mean melt them. melting stuff is so much fun

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont drink and drive- you might spill your beer

i didnt do it

respect mah authoritah!!-cartman

member of the 'lets help sam lose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' club

oficial founder of the cfpwutwdtm
 
fuck yeah, but when it gets on your hands its no fun. doday i was playing wiht a zippo, and a normal bic lighter, so i would just let the gas/fluid from the bic go in my mouth, then blow it out into the flame, but something happend and it burnt my top lip. ouch.

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
as in weed, gonja, marijuana, pot and wacky tobaccy

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
molotov coctails are always wicked fun, steal a bounch of shit from school (like text books and stuff that costs a lot) cover it with gas then throw molotov's at it

 
Burn ants

or smoke a crack rock

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
haha shit that takes balls to stick that shit in ur mouth! haha ya but fires mad fuckin fun... firecrackers yay mmm fun to light them at ppl!

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'u see the thing i luv about extreme sports, is if u make the trick ur going for its sick, if not its hilarious!' ~brad~

 
fires a good way to get rid of wasps. they dont like it.

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when you land a really good trick, its fun for people to watch, if you crash really bad, its still fun for other people to watch.
 
its all about riging a gasoline hose to a power washer to make a harsh-mad-prime flame thrower.

Putting flys in the freezer then burning them while they are a sleep and watching them wake up only yo find that they are on fire is also fun.

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
i do that with bug spray. that stuff is fun to mess around with.

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my current signature:

when you land a really good trick, its fun for people to watch, if you crash really bad, its still fun for other people to watch.
 
tape a lighter to your ass and go to the edge of a cliff and see if you can make a human flare

they call me doctor love
 
yeah dude, with bugspray in the airosol can, if you hold it at a fire, the fire will come towards you. wicked fun.... scary though.

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
trap a bug in a peanutbutter jar, cover the jar with bugspray, and then light it. you get this cool little plastic covered bug

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont drink and drive- you might spill your beer

i didnt do it

respect mah authoritah!!-cartman

member of the 'lets help sam lose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' club

oficial founder of the cfpwutwdtm
 
yeah my friend was playin around with bugspray at camp one time, and somehow it like blew up and everyone within 10 feet of him was on fire. it was madness

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
^hahahaha

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whats a snowboarder after his girlfriend has just dumped him?....homeless

whats a snowboarder in a coat and tie?....the defendent

 
i know a kid who threw a molatove out the car window and lit the highway median on fire and the fire dept had to come and it was funny

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whats a snowboarder after his girlfriend has just dumped him?....homeless

whats a snowboarder in a coat and tie?....the defendent

 
ahh, i'll get some video of me burning people tommorow :DDD me so happy

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
i have two stories. once, me and my friend were playing with bug spray in his backyard. we were just fooling around when the can of bugspray caught on fire. (mistake #1). I then threw it away, and most unfortunatly it landed in a pile of dead leaves. (mistake #2) Luckily, i got the fire out with my foot before any real damage was done.

I know this kid that rigged all of the lighters in his house so the flames shot about a foot high. His dad smokes. He forgot to put the lighters back to normal, so, the next time his father decided to light up he burnt off both of his eyebrows. The kid was grounded for two weeks.

'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!' - homer simpson
 
hhahahah^^

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont drink and drive- you might spill your beer

i didnt do it

respect mah authoritah!!-cartman

some sports only require one ball. real sports require two.

member of the 'lets help sam lose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' club

oficial founder of the cfpwutwdtm

 
holy shit thats greattttt... he burnt his eyebrows hahahahaha!

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'u see the thing i luv about extreme sports, is if u make the trick ur going for its sick, if not its hilarious!' ~brad~

 
i still like my idea...

.:JERONIMO:.

'mty nizzleQ!!!!!! mofo bitch ass punk bitch crystalo durinbkin YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mhewll mother fubnkin yea!!!11111'

-Derek (while extremely drunk)
 
set someone on fire

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
great man, can i help?

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
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