FIRE!...well..almost anyway

Public_Enemy0255

Public_Enemy0255

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So heres how it started, i went to go put some hot dogs in a pan with water in it to boil for my dad. then i go upstairs, my sister comes bouncing into my room saying she wants to go get underwear. so i says to her i says, i says ok lets go. i'm gay and i forgot about the hot dogs. about 1 minute until we get home, i remember ! OMG THE HOT DOGS!!! we race home in a fury, taking sharp corners with yellow lights! cutting across traffic. As we notice my dear father behind us on his moto bike on his way home from work. Ahh! nooo we drive faster. I am first to enter the house, omg smoke everywhere! white billowing smoke up at the ceiling of our kitchen! smoke in the livingroom! smoke in the dining room! SMOKE EVERYWHERE! ah i grab the pan, which is flowing white smoke on top of a bright orange burner. I run outside, almost about to cry, my sister comes in to save the day! Grabs to pan and frolicks out side to the backyard! soon after....daddy comes in.. !WTH! he says. I almost shit myself. After the pan cools, we attempt to go near it, as we do, we see the hotdogs in site, my sister grabs the pan and throws them into the yard and by now, they look like little doggy turds. We turned on all the fans and i sprayed air freshener. I rrun upstairs, my room.....cant see a foot infront of myself. my door was wide open so alllll the bloody smoke collected in there. My pillows and blankets and clothes reak of smoke. and amazingly, through out all of this....my mom stayed sound asleep in her room. Let this be a lesson to all of you, never leave anything on the stove! try your best to check the stove and oven....just in case. I almost lit my house on fire and i almost ruined a pair of undies.

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My Butt
 
haha wow

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
 
yep my brother did the samething basically yesterday. I was out playin shooting some hoops and he was home, my parents were out somewhere. So he decides to put a waffle in the microwave with chocolate chips on it and goes to the washroom. I come inside and see the microwave smoking like fuck and the whole house is smokey. So I'm like Liam your Screwed, how stupid do you have to be to leave chocolate chips in a microwave for 3 mins. So he's tryin to air out the house and it nots workin. My mom and dad show up and my dad doesnt care cuz its a mistake but my mom kept on going on about and bitchin at him about it. So ya that was my entertainment yesterday.

NS SKATEBOARDERS UNITE
 
do we get to see pics of the underwear?

oh, wait, that wasnt the point of the story..my bad

-hendrik

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Just ski.
 
WHAT A LOSER

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
on new years eve the cabin i lived in all summer with my best friend was burned down by people we invited to our party.... some friends...

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the remains of our oven

-Lauren
 
oh dear god^ yeah we have smoke detectors...hmmm thats odd i wonder why they didn't go oddf

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My Butt
 
^ change the batteries evey 6 months

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Free Xbox 360, it actually works, from the makers of gratis networks. if your going to sign up anyway do it through me

 
so public enemy and schweitzer ski are sisters?

hot

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

If it is, suddenly all those girls he petitioned for an evening of anal ravagery are going to be getting back to him en-masse... because that's one pretty piece of man meat. - J.D. May
 
i was putting mass amouts of nasty perfume on a mirror and lighting it and getting 10 ft. flames but soon i started to run out and this one 3ft flame set of my fire alarm and my friend started pushing random #'s on my security box and that set off the burglary alarm and then THE COPS came and took all of my lighters and matches from my home :-(

 
It is extremely important to remember fire safety, A contemporary house consist of very fire conductive materials. Only you can prevent fires from happening so take some responsibility you young whipper snappers!

 
omg just die or something. i think they learned thier lesson the hard way

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
 
that sucks.... i hate burning popcorn in the microwave that smells like shit and smokes up soo much. when i was little i put poptart in the microwave with the wrapper on it and that lit up but my dad threw in in the sink

 
your the reason it says "remove pastry from pouch" on the directions

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you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.

-Chris Rock
 
dumb bitch, you shoulda stayed in the kitchen, where us women belong, hell there might as well be a bed in the kitchen with a bed and one of those things the ginocologists use to spread our legs open...

official NS bitch
 
I agree.

Also, I'm glad that NS is so large that every time I log on there seems to be some kind of new mishap experienced by one of our members. It makes me smile, :)

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My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.
 
i did that once with hot dogs in the toasteroven. but i left them in when we went to my baseball game. when we came back they were just chared little thingys

I have a friend who's only joy in life is to skate, surf and flog his log.

That is all he wants to do and I think that's really great.

But then one day he had an accident they had to amputate his arms.

Guess he was sad that day.

He can't surf, he can't skate and he sure can't masturbate no more...

 
the water evaporated and then all that was left was hot dogs in a really hot pan?...get my drift

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My Butt
 
well when water boils some of the water turns into steam. over time all the water turned to steam leaveing only the hotdogs in the pan. i gess this is what would happen.(not sure just seemed logical)

snap crackle pop
 
hahahahahahaha

Thats why i bought a saturn.

------Julian

I guess u can call me Julian
 
bahahahahahahahahahah

STFU and ski

"how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box"-anathema

Peace

CJGN

 
BUT EVERY ONE CAN START THEM

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LINE KICKS ASS
 
so why didnt your smoke alarm go off? your mom woulda died and it woulda been your fault

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
you aren't very clever. first the catnip, now this. i'm stoked to read the next episode

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
ya what the hell is it gonna be next?

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Representin the 518

LINE KICKS ASS
 
k first, how bout u die and second i didn't put them in a giant pot of water! who the fuck would do that anyway i just barly covered them so the water went away quickly

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My Butt
 
i did that with some microwave chicken nuggets. I punched in 23 minutes instead of 2 minutes 30 seconds. They caught fire and we had to get the fire extiguisher out and the whole shabang. The inside of the microwave was black all over the place. We still use it today

Chris

Dave Murray's Session 4

Have a JIBARITO!
 
hes the head of the nantucket vol. fire dept.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
sooo... what kind of underwear did you end up getting?

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
ya...like us

we were burning dead grass in a field and i knew nothing so i started lighting a ton of random places and eentualy it was too big to control. we alost burnt down a huge pine tree and if that went up wed be fucked. so we ended using our clothes to smother it and we filanny got it out...no thanks to me :(

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i'd be better at skiing if i had a better place to ski
 
and i put popcorn in ar new microwave for 40 mins instead of 4 and that lit on fire 2

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i'd be better at skiing if i had a better place to ski
 
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