FIRE Breakfast egg mortadella sandwitch

[SmotSmoke]

So I first heated a skillet and cracked two eggs sunny side up. I then cut my bread and toasted the slices of my bread. As the eggs cooked I took a slice of havarty and laid it on top to let it melt. I then buttered my two slices of bread and cut pieces of avacaco two slices of tamato, blue cheese dressing along with suracha.

I then put the oven onto 200* F and place my plate into the oven. I then pack a bowl walk out side, finish the bowl and eat the sandwich. ( as you see in fig.1 you can see how dank the sandwich really is!)

fig.1



Its dank

 

[SmotSmoke]

do it man, I like looking at dank food.

 

[pmw]

fuck ya guy. tastes so much better when you make it yourself

 

[grapejuice3000+]

this thread had potential to be one of my favorites, but dank is no so i hate you.

 

[howlongcanausern]

so is that ham or what?

 

[timmi]

French toast Kaiser

ham

salami

bacon

sausage

egg

hash brown

waffle

maple syrup

 

[grapejuice3000+]

this sandwich is called "how many dead animals can i eat at once"

 

[proZach]

Or how many parts of a pig can I use

 

[will_powder]

inb4 Lawrence and his fancy-ass bagels

 

[timmi]

Or whats the fastest way between here and the grave.

 

[Slurpsicle.]

but is it dank?

 

[BeefiestExpert]

Reminds me of Spanglish.

I am so hungry now.