Finding that dank 3,000 miles out

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ComptonKush

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Some how bud always finds it way to my lungs. I was on this nature tour 3,000 miles away from my regular access point and the tour guide looked like he toked a bit. I started to talk about where I was from shot some shit about the forest and geological formations. I then tipped the dude fat. I gave him a 50 bill and the guy says, "Hey you wanna smoke a joint?" "Uhh.. Yeah for sure." He then smokes me out a joint and gave me some nug to smoke as a gift.

I was not expecting that at all. People that smoke bud are some of the nicest people

Do you guys ever go to some new place and get some cool gift from a local?

This kid in France gave me a skateboard deck I still skate with it today
 
No fucking way! Somebody else other than you and your 12 year old friends smokes weed? Especially some hippie tree hugger dude in the woods. Fucking riveting tale. Would read again.

Congrats OP on finding the only other human in the world that illegally smokes marijuana.

PS: I've reported this thread to both the FBI and your mother. Good luck bro. You're fucked now
 
13482901:madchronic said:
The weed community is generally (as you would expect) super nice and accepting.
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I had 3 friends that smoked. One got shot in a driveby over weed. The other 2 got high and decided to rob a bank. Then they started getting violent when smoking and turned into serial killers. The devils lettuce does hortible things to people
 
in my day we just waited for the shady ice cream truck guy to drive through the neighborhood with the hook up. Also OP is 12 for obvious reasons
 
13483075:.Hugo. said:
I had 3 friends that smoked. One got shot in a driveby over weed. The other 2 got high and decided to rob a bank. Then they started getting violent when smoking and turned into serial killers. The devils lettuce does hortible things to people
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Hahahahaa good one my goodness you are funny
 
13482879:DIX~ said:
How do you smoke a bud? Can you light beer on fire? Please help
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your trouble comes from your use of budweiser. you obviously have to use bud lite if you're gonna light it. rookie mistake
 
13483707:Rosa_Park said:
your trouble comes from your use of budweiser. you obviously have to use bud lite if you're gonna light it. rookie mistake
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Mind blown. Always thought the lite meant it weighed less so it was easier to pack in your bag. No wonder I never could get drunk off it!
 
13482879:DIX~ said:
How do you smoke a bud? Can you light beer on fire? Please help
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Only if its light beer, can you light it. Bud light works amazing.

Sorry this is extremely not funny
 
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