Find the worst rap lyric ever

what the hell are you talking about, are you saying rappers don't have dj's? who's making the beats? cypress hill & DJ Muggs hardly hip hop, definately rap. three 6 mafia & dj paul; definately rap.
 
worst chorus ever!

Eminem - Dad's Gone Crazy

[Chorus: Eminem] + {Hailie

There's really nothin else to say, I-I can't explain it

{I think my dad's gone cray-zayy

A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby

{I think my dad's gone cray-zayy

There's nothin you could do or say, that could ever change me

{I think my dad's gone cray-zayy

There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

{I think my dad's gone cray-zayy

[Eminem]

It's like my mother always told me

Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine

and God dammit you little motherfucker

If you ain't got nuthin nice to say then don't say nuthin

... uh, fuck that shit bitch!

Eat a motherfuckin dick, chew on a prick
 
Best ever: White tee, Dem Franchize Boyz

Whoever that you might see

I know they got a white tee

Uncle brother sister mother dad or ur wifey

Hanes or fruit of the loom be the

Name of my white tee

I gotta change man its a stain on my white tee

(The money line^)

Lames in a white tee i bring the pain in my white tee

Hispanic cracka nigga even yangs wear white tee
 
12."If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."

- Master P ("Do You Know")

Let me get this right, New Year comes before Christmas? I see.

hahahahahaah
 
She soft as a bush nigga she purple like kush nigga

We high on that money nigga we get it from cook nigga

Hit her wit' that crook nigga fuckin' wit' crooks nigga

Know we 'bout that money and we stackin' like books nigga

Know what I do nigga them teardrops is true nigga

We stay so fly ride Bentley coupes nigga

I thought you learned in 3rd grade music class that you cant rythm the same word...i guess birdman missed that lesson
 
Hip hop has 4 elements. Dj, mc, breakdancing and graffiti.

Then what defines rap and what defines what hip hop is?

According to krs one "rap is something you do, hiphop is something you live"

What I meant is those groups there dj is know there in it. Like public enemy is Chuck d, flava flav and then terminator x (dj).

Technically cypress hill is hip hop. What makes them not?

In my opinion rap is like the one person. Like eminem, mims, 50 cent, T-pain, nas, jay z, mike jones, d4l.

But what I dont understand is krs one rap or hip hop.

"Rappers make one hit wonders that cater to select audiences" "Rappers focus on producing "hits" to have paltinum record sales"

 
fuck you-Ludacris

pretty bad, cant say i dont like it tho

my favorite line in the song- abra kadabra i got a magic trick i just smoked a ball of weed
 
"crunk aint dead....you seen the chain"

"i make it rain on them hoes"

"whys everbody mad at the south for"

"when the light hit the ice it twinkle an glisten"

"white tees on the chromed out 1100"

"when i was 16 i bought my first mercedes benz, must of fucked a thousand bitches and there girlfriend"
 
"Fack"

Ah ah ah ahhh

Oh god damn

I'm gonna facckin cum

Oh shit, oh yeah

Fack fack faaaack

Fuck I am

I am,

I'm going to cum

I'm cumming

I never seen no shit like this

This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist

Condom on my dick

Of course it is

This bitch don't know what abortion is

So I can't cum in her

Fucks like a porn star

Looks like jenna

Fuck I'm gonna

Cum

I think my rubbers coming off

But oh it's so fuckin wet and soft

Fuck I'm gonna start letting off

I'm squirting and she's not getting off

And she's on top

I'm gonna fucking, oh god

Oh don't do that

Don't stop

Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop

Ah Wait a minute

Oh ohh fack

I'm gonna fucking cum

Ah ah ah ahhh

Oh god damn

I'm gonna facckin cum

Oh shit, oh yeah

Fack fack fack

Fack I am

I am,

I'm going to cum

I'm cumming

Oh wow oh aww

I need a cigarette now

oh I'm so fucking hot and your so fuckin hot

Oh my God

I wanna facking fack

No, not fuck

I said fack

F A C K F A C K

fack fack facking freak me

oh yeah girl c baby

They call me mr freaky

Lets call your sister threeway

Have some threesome

Me so horny

And your such a fuckin babe

I wanna go down on u

Fack u shave

Oh god damn

here I go again

I'm gonna cum, I am

Ah ah ah ahhh

Oh god damn

I'm gonna facckin cum

Oh shit, oh yeah

Fack fack fack

Fack I am

I am,

I'm going to cum

I'm cumming

Ok I'm done

I already came twice

You ain't gonna make me cum

I'm all out of gas

Not so fast

Ah Your finger just went in my ass'

Ahh that hurts take it out now

Oh wait a minute put it back in

In in in

This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men

I like boobs

Boobs boobs

Now See that gerbil

Grab that tube

Shove it up my butt

Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole

Oh yeah right there, right there

Uhhh I'm cumming

Oh yeah

Fack I just came again

Ok pull it out now

Oh fuck yeah

Wait he's not out

He's still crawling around up there

Oh fack I think it's stuck

Oh but it feels so fucking good

Ah ah ah ahhh

Oh god damn

I'm gonna facckin cum

Oh shit, oh yeah

Fack fack fack

Fack I am

I am,

I'm going to cum

I'm cumming

Shove a gerbil in your ass

Through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your ass

Through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your ass

Through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your ass

Through a tube

Ewww

Eww ewww
 
Do your chain hang low

Do it wobble to the flo'

Do it shine in the light

Is it platinum, Is it gold

Could you throw it over ya shoulda

If ya hot, it make ya cold

Do your chain hang low

[Jibbs]

[Hook]

Is that your chain!?

Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang

Hop out the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range

Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do his thang

You know the name!

Is that your chain!?

Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang

Hop out the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range

Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do his thang

I'm off the chain!

[Verse 1]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm hot kid

Chains so low you would think that diamonds never stop it

And it's funny cause you could never stop it

A bunch of rocks on my hand n I ain't even on the block yet

Show em white gold sorta hold em like my tims

And a chain hang 24 inches like the rims

Diamonds all blown up yeah sorta like a pimp

So when I like hit the ice

It starts glistening off the tims (off the tims)

My chain hang

All it do is blang blang

Half blue, half red

Like my diamonds gang bang

And don't even think

We on the same thing

Charms so heavy they couldn't lift it till the crane came

[Chorus]

Do your chain hang low

Do it wobble to the flo'

Do it shine in the light

Is it platinum, Is it gold

Could you throw it over ya shoulda

If ya hot, it make ya cold

Do your chain hang low

Do your chain hang low

Do it wobble to the flo'

Do it shine in the light

Is it platinum, is it gold?

Could you throw it over ya shoulda?

If ya hot, it make ya cold

Do your chain hang low

[Verse 2]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm so icy (do yo chain)

My trunk so heavy that my neck don't like me (do yo chain)

Go n no no no is not a game kid (do yo chain)

Cause I throw my chain in the crowd (do do do do do do yo chain)

Like game B

Is nothing

Diamonds is nothing to me

(do yo chain) Especially when I'm dressing up

It's just a button to me

Bling! (could you throw it over yo shoulda) and not to mention my teeth

Cause they color coordinated

Complimenting the teeth

Oh bra (boy) dats!

So check out my swag

Diamonds red, white, n blue like the American flag

Boy (do yo chain) is so colorful

N see I got that nice screen

My money spend on jewels

I call it my ice cream (chain, chain, chain, chain)

My music give you black eye

Cuz of the beating

They think I am a mutant

The way a boy is beasting (chain, chain, chain, chain)

I stay when n sometime you call it cheating

Yeah, my boys always around

Like it's a mee-ting

Is that your (do yo chain) chain!?

Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang (do yo chain)

Hop out the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range (do yo chain)

Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do his thang (do yo chain)

You know the name! (do do do do do do yo chain)

Is that your chain!?

Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang (do yo chain)

Hop out the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range (do yo chain)

Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do his thang (do yo chain)

I'm off the chain! (do do do do do do yo chain)

Do your chain hang low

Do it wobble to the flo'

Do it shine in the light

Is it platinum, Is it gold

Could you throw it over ya shoulda

If ya hot, it make ya cold

Do your chain hang low

Do your chain hang low

Do it wobble to the flo'

Do it shine in the light

Is it platinum, Is it gold

Could you throw it over ya shoulda

If ya hot, it make ya cold

Do your chain hang low

worst lyrics ever
 
For them nachos, I'll kill ya, for my block yo, I'll kill ya

Let this nigga know he's not no guerilla

And that's not no chinchilla, that's a chopped up gorilla

That they chopped up to get ya, and you bought it, killa

This is not a real nigga, he is not in my picture

I eat lobster for dinner, he got spam on his plate

He got ham on his plate, I don't eat pork

Hand me some steak, nigga hand me some cake

'Fore I hand you a eight, like a muthafuckin' hand that you shake...bitch

Give you five nigga, I'm alive nigga

Who, what, where, when ,why nigga, I nigga...Kill 'em

 
Gotta agree on that.



Here's what I found on tha internet: (worth the read)

25 Worst Rap Lyrics

From Henry Adaso

Your Guide to Rap / Hip-Hop.

The Worst Rap Lyrics of All Time.

Twenty-five lyrical mishaps that made your favorite rappers wish they could go back in time and re-write their rhymes.

25. "Verse number 2 do the damn thang cubes on my neck pocket's full of Ben Franks."

-Yung Joc, "It's Goin' Down."

A classic case of saying...absolutely nothing.

24. "There's no need to lie folk, Why you sleepin' wit ya eyes closed?"

-Timbaland, "Get on the Bus"

Well, Tim, if I heard you rhyme like that all the time, I'd definitely sleep with my eyes and ears closed as well.

23. "I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly."

Obviously, Canibus slept through 10th grade when they went over units of measurement.

22. "Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth."

-Jay-Z, "It's Hot"

And, Jay-Z skipped all his Geography classes.

21. "*****s in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex."

- Peter Gunz, "Deja Vu: Uptown Baby"

What are the odds that Cory Gunz ghostwrote this for his dad at age 9?

20. "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin."

- Dr. Dre, "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang"

Aren't we glad that he eventually decided to hire some serious ghostwriters afterwards?

19. "When it's hot I'm duckin them people with my fire arm Look I be straight thuggin."

-Turk, "Trife Livin"

18."My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)"

- Redman "5 Boroughs"

Apparently, Reggie Noble's calculator is slightly different from ours.

17. "Don't try to treat me like I AIN'T FAMOUS My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus."

- Kanye West, "Gettin' It In"

Oh I get it: there's Libra, Saggitarius, Scorpio and then Uranus. And

you say Kanye doesn't deserve to have his image displayed next to the

word 'genius' in the dictionary?

16. "Hood n***a from Bankhead, I stay by Grandma Nana I lay by my banana, dumpin' and punkin' monkeys."

- Young Dro, "Shoulder Lean"

With all the money T.I. made from King, you'd think he would at least invest in a decent ghostwriter for his protégé.

15. "When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets."

-LFO, "Summer Girls"

These guys graduated from the prestigious Vanilla Ice Institute of

Hip-Hop and decided to try their hands at random word association.

Extra points for recording one of the worst songs ever known to man.

14. "Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny."

- Cam'Ron, "5 Boroughs"

Someone should have promptly informed Cam that this choppy choppy rhyme thing is silly silly.

13. "I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo."

- Project Pat ("Ballers")

12. "If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n

dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even

see New Years."

- Master P ("Do You Know")

Let me get this right, New Year comes before Christmas? I see.

11. "It's like fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the blood of a jealous a*s punk."

-Prodigy ("Click Clack")

Rap doesn't inspire Prodigy anymore, so, he decides to bite Jodeci's lyrics.

10. "First family will gradually lift that a*s up like gravity."

- Lil' Fame (of M.O.P.) ("Half and Half")

9. "I like the way ya a*s move to the beat You a freak, that's summin you can be."

-J-Kwon ("Show Your Ass")

8. "Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus."

-Mase ("Can't Nobody Hold Me Down")

Now, that's the type of money I definitely don't wanna be messing with.

7. "I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."

-Chingy ("Balla Baby")

Wow, I didn't realize that China and Japan weren't even part of the Asian continent. Thanks Chingy.

6. "I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho."

-50 Cent ("Candy Shop")

Well, what do you expect from an artist whose stage moniker in itself constitutes a grammatical mishap?

5. "Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it

times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide

the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..."

-Foxy Brown ("Affirmative Action")

This holds the world record for the worst mathematics on a song.

4. "Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hilary Rodham."

-Ali G (Grillz)

No comments.

3. "D.D.T. the b**ch, I can go for some hours Let Parlae hit, together we like twin towers."

-Pimpin ("Freaky as She Wanna Be")

A bad joke gone badder.

2. "I watch my back when I'm walkin, I watch my mouth when I'm talkin. My glock cocked when I'm crawlin."

-Mike Jones ("Scandalous H**s")

What's next? I watch my ears when I'm hearing, I watch my sight when I'm seeing...?

1. "Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami All that loud talkin

lyin save that sh*t for your mammy Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah

bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Whassup (whassup)

SHUT UP!"

-Trina ("Here We Go")

 
word i looooove that beat, especially the beginning. i dled the instrumental to it. and to make it rain
 
haha i like that song

"Hey chingy, why you smoking that drinky."

"Is it because yo ass so chingy?"

something like that.
 
party like a rockstar,

party like a rock,

party like a rockstar,

party like a rock

T-T-T-Totally Dude!!!
 
Dear Mr. Toilet I'm the shit

Got these other haters pissed cause my toilet paper thick

I know but trip and that forty make a chip

Out a potato head wimp and like ranch I dip

Li'l Wayne
 
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