Finals kicking my ass

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Hello. I'd just like to start this thread so everyone can bitch about how their life is being destroyed by finals. I'll be the first. Thank you.

'If there's a nipple, download it, then delete it.' - Matt Harvey
 
im so fucking burnt out on this shit that i just want it to be over!!! i wanna go home and ski everyday for a month!!!!

This one goes out to all the depressed women in the house.

Whether you taken the Prozac, the Zanax, or the Pax, or whatever the hell they put in the caps.

I want y'all to come up to the front of the stage, grab me a shot of something along the way.

Put a smile on the front of your head.'

i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode420

 
thanks for lettin us vent. after typin papers for finals for the last 10 hours, its time to sleep for afew, then study, and then type some more

yaaay for college.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
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Well it is 12:07 am I am on my computer writing a five page paper on the Nuremberg trials...due tomarow...plus I have a huge final on it and then five more next week!! oh my god Im going to flip! OK the finals are bad enough but do they all have to have essays due with them?ok I think Im better now...back to my homework

...JUST SKI...
 
well i have a final at 8 am tommorow morning... which means i will have to be wakin up in like 5 hours. Then i am done.. skiing.... WOOOOOO at least i dont have an exam on saturday like you do ethan.

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I hear ya Kami. I just got finished building a robot for digital logic during the middle of finals. It took my lab partner and I fuckin 15 hrs, and we finished it luckily somehow w/ like 20 minutes left in lab. I've already had a physics LAB exam.... a lab exam wtf. I still have Calc 3 on Sat, Digital Logic on Monday, Engineering Physics 2 on Wednesday, and Data Abstraction and Problem Solving on Thursday. There is no relief in site.

 
yeah I've had 6 in the past 8 days, and one more tomorrow. This is my 3rd consecutive all-nighter. I think I'm going crazy. I haven't seen the outside of the library in weeks.

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I love you Ethan

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My last two are on monday. I cannot wait till they are over so I don't have to think about it anymore. Fuck Finals.

 
I'm stoked to be done, after I present a 77 page communication plan to a non-profit organization and partake in their luncheon. Then I'm going to Whistler to get some post-exam powder and make myself feel better after failing one.

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Whistler Sucks

 
Ahhh... no finals... only starting work as ski instructor for Whistler/Blackcomb.

Ahhh... Life is good...

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-Nietzsche

''Nietzsche is dead''

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I sure do love the feeling of failure first thing in the morning. I had my first final at 7:30 this morning. There were 5 problems. I knew how to make up answer for 2. The rest was complete and utter bullshit. I'm really excited about the 4 finals I have left...or not. The one that pisses me off is the one at 10:30 tomorrow morning. What stupid ass school has finals on a Saturday. Oh that's right, freakin uiversity of Colorado.

Over time, most people experience life involving love, sufffering, compassion and an uspeakable drive for something new... for me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there.

-Pep Fujas
 
^ MY SCHOOL! I have my 2nd 8:30 am Saturday exam tomorrow, same thing last week in a different language, (last was greek this ones french) and I live 2 hours away from the school! Fun stuff... not as bad as my friend though, he was dumb enough to get hammered the night before his history final (also at 830 am) and ended up writing the wrong essay, mercantilism instead of free trade, which is what the question asked for. I haven;t had that much trouble with the actual exam thanks to 10 hour days of studying; i've pretty much got the textbooks memorized...and i realize now that all of this information is useless. Anyone need to know the english and french kings from 981-1314??

Cant wait for tuesday, when it's all over, and the 14 consecutive days of skiing begin. Fuck Christmas, I'll be on the mountain whether its open or not.

 
My thesis is coming together, its 40 pages right now and I think it will top out at 50 or so. Once i finish that bitch up I have one more paper on the role Gorbachev played in the fall of the Soviet Union and then i am done!

 
I've got two exams on Saturday, too.

6. In his Poetics, Aristotle includes recognition as one of the key elements of tragedy. In the works we have read, Oedipus, Narcissus, and Ion experience significant moments of self-recognition. In each case, a discourse causes it- the information the messenger and herdsman provide to Oedipus about his origins, Socrates's probing of Ion's beliefs, Narcissus's words of appeal to his reflection. Each time, the interlocuter remains obscured in the narrative. What is the 'reflection' of self-recognition in these and/or other texts? What do these stories reveal about the way narratives are crafted?

'If there's a nipple, download it, then delete it.' - Matt Harvey
 
exactly why i will never take greek lit.

This one goes out to all the depressed women in the house.

Whether you taken the Prozac, the Zanax, or the Pax, or whatever the hell they put in the caps.

I want y'all to come up to the front of the stage, grab me a shot of something along the way.

Put a smile on the front of your head.'

i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode420

 
bell hooks describes white liberals as having “a deep emotional investment in the myth of ‘sameness,’ even as their actions reflect the primacy of whiteness as a sign informing who they are and how they think” (278). Choose four authors from the last section of the course (Jefferson, Olson, Du Bois, Baldwin, Melville, Hooks, Ellison, Hansberry, Alexie, and Banks) and consider how they engage the question of sameness and difference (or universalism and particularism) in their writings. What is the meaning of our acknowledgment of difference or our emphasis on sameness for our sense of ourselves – individually, as part of a group, and as a nation?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

'If there's a nipple, download it, then delete it.' - Matt Harvey
 
i had my math final today. i only needed a 35% to pass the course and im going to be sweating for the next month wether i passed or not. i left out about 40% so that gives me a 25% margin to work with. damn its gonna be tight. every other final ive done so far i have been plesently suprised by.

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i have finals starting monday and this week has been absolute HELL!!! This weekend is the weekend from hell. I have 2 finals on monday and my final english essay is due. I do not have time for this..finals suck!!!!!!

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taken 2, 2 more this weekend. spent 12 hours in the library in trhe last 2 days... and im still going to fail. i be fucked... hoorah for the lincoln loop.

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Hehe- I just wrote a five-page essay comparing an article in Powder to Sherman Alexie. I love my life.

'If there's a nipple, download it, then delete it.' - Matt Harvey
 
sherman alexie's tight

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
finails arent until june for me so i got time to worry about it

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Jesus Christ, nice shot!
 
i know what you mean man... its like i havent had weekends for like a month straight

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
I got 2 more and then I'm done. I fuck'n hate school. why can't teachers get burnt out like we do?

a conversation between two skiers:

skier 1 ' have you seen those new skis with the tips in the front and back yet'

skier 2 'no but I heard about those things'

Skier 1 ' yeah I don't see why they would want tips in the back...maybe they are try'n to copy those stupid snowboarders or something like that'

skier 2 'Yeah seems like kind of a stupid idea.'

ski-unit
 
I had mine from DEC 1 -6th I'M LOVING IT

Matt

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks

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i just guessed my way through another... fucking bullshit, i actually had to stifle laughter at like 3 of the questions.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
I only have 2 exams to worry about so i dont care. Next semester I have physics, chemistry and calculus so im screwed.

-Randy

Ontario Local
 
two more and a paper. wednesday is my last one. stupid math class...

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
been workin on a 2 minute 30 second animation for like, 2 months now, due tommorw, heh

also a 7 minute presentation on the animation

and 25 different projects for digital photography, grand, 3 more to go

and then general bio 1 final with the hardest bio teacher in my school

mmm i love adderall

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4 years in university and tomorrow may be the first class I fail

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I'm not made of rubber. I can't lick my elbow :(
 
I finished my exams 2 days ago. Somehow all of my 4 exams were in 4 days in a row. Now I can start working tommorow and make a bit of cash.

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DiNoMyTe!
 
So I was chilling in my basement and the frig is all rattling, so I was all ' yo fuck, dat my ded babie?' So I walk over and its my damn physics teacher trying to give a final to a piece of meat I left on the floor. I was all like ' shit cock dammit, what the hell are you dooing here marron?' And he all like ' penis ass I gettin my shit done.' Then it got sooo weird, man. I pulled out the nine from my left pocket and let three loose. The frig all like Xplode and then like sheeit, he got mad 45 and that hurts, you know what I mean?

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Looks like rain to me.
 
Translation:

I was sitting in my basement and I heard a noise. A teacher was giving an exam to a pile of girls I had picked up from the local college. I got mad and shot him, but hit the refrigerator. Then he shot me.

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Looks like rain to me.
 
I'm with you all...2 finals on Tuesday will rape me in the asshole...better start applying the lube right now, because I'm positive that it'll rape me sandpaper style. Fuck.

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IM FUCKING DONE FINISHED NO MORE ALL DONE.... i hope i passed.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
Two more to go, followed by days of drunken revelry.

'If there's a nipple, download it, then delete it.' - Matt Harvey
 
Judging by your finals Kami, maybe I SHOULDN'T go to Lewis and Clark College. Maybe just easy-ass Oregon.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
Well i get to start my finals tomorrow (tues) only got 3 but a few are make or break type of finals. But after this i get to go home to seattle (in Colorado right now) then up to whistler to my parents ski house for a month...no problems there

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i already wrote my final english paper, took my calc and engineering final, now all i have left is chemistry, and it deserves a punch in the face.

its so hard to study for the last one... but ns is a good way to keep me from doing so.

- Julian
 
One more day till FREEDOM!!well for a month anyway...I have two left tomarow Geog. and CA history then Im out! good luck on all your finals!

...JUST SKI...
 
last night (sunday) i was chillin in my room watching pirates of the carribean, and when it was over, at about 12:30 or so, i decided to log onto my schools website and find out what exam i had on tuesday, because i had thought for the past three weeks that my exams were tuesday - chem, thursday - calc and friday - engineering...so i log on and look at my schedual... for some FUCKING reason, my calc exam said it was today...at 10:30...i had 10 hours to learn an entire fucking semesters worth of calculus...it was the hardest 7 question test i have ever had

-Craig (a.k.a. Boner)

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^ shit man thats sucks!!!!

I have 1 more exam tomorrow and then im done! and im going skiing the day after, so its all freakin good man, i should be studying right now but oh well... it feel slik ei havewnt left my room for a couple weeks... i hate finals

Drop Cliffs not Bombs
 
its like the end of a marathon, youve got to run faster at the end of the race to finish on top (except in school you just work harder)

 
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