FINALLY GOT LAID

[Aseets]

Haha wtf?

 

[Salomonman]

this is your first time, but she is on birth control? what the hell?

 

[Petey.]

wel...congrats...u do know that it doesnt count if its a relative right?

 

[Dilla]

haha not such a bad idea

 

[PoleySkier]

bahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahah

 

[bp.lando]

her periods hurt. thats wht shes on it.

she wants to be mensy free

 

[shrEddie]

thats funny as shit that you made her cry. you can brag about that for the rest of your life

 

[freestylin820]

you would know all about that...

 

[STAUSS]

PLUG THE BITCH

 

[Lax_Bro40]

dude its nick.. of course he didnt its to smalll!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TannerBalls]

you should probably post a picture of her because i wanna see how ugly she is

 

[TylerS]

^^^yes a pic to see if u relly got a score,

 

[.John.]

dude, come on, feel the love! give this boy some props! he slammed a hottie!

 

[Mmessmer]

yeah dude for real if this chick has like hair shorter then mine and like 7 teeth missin and shit.. y r u braggin.... post a pic so its legit

 

[steezy_1_piece]

im personally friends with bucknasty and he had sex with a guy with itty bitty man titties

 

[waterville_NH]

HA!

 

[Ruski]

pnwed...

 

[public_enemy720]

haha nice post

 

[Timmy_G]

Im telling you it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway for him.

Atleast he wont die a virgin.

 

[zepscratch]

sounds like we got a BUSHWHACKER!

 

[Dilla]

or a wrench in a closet

 

[uni-corn]

we arent too sure about that just yet...

 

[BCKicker540]

dont be a fool, wrap your tool

 

[phatbush]

was it a NY HOOKER? if not too bad!

 

[K2_Pubz_360]

hahhahah

 

[steezy_1_piece]

guys, the 40 year old virgin has come to newschoolers! did her boobs feel like bags of sand?

 

[jiblove]

im pretty sure this is the most ammusing post ive ever read

she must be quite he slut to go from kissing to sex

and it sounds like it was her first time too, seeing as she cried

and didnt shave her bush

 

[Leckett]

bags of sand!?!?!?

(just quoting form the movie)

 

[mdog]

baha

 

[Timmy_G]

ahahaha! wrench in a closet I've never heard that one thats a good one.

 

[back_woods]

its also annoying when people spell "owned" "pnwed".

 

[KRASHED]

hey hunny

 

[Crock360]

pwned is legit, it's not a typo. there's "owned" and then there's professionally owned, aka PWNED

 

[triebby]

ahahahahahaha, yea GOOF TROOP!!!! aka BUCKDISGUSTING

 

[rockymountainmilitia]

dont listen to this dude for advice.

 

[cdnskigirl89]

good job