Fights

ive gotten into like 4 major fistfights in my entire life, the last one, i sent 2 kids to the hospital, i really hate fighting so much..

-Andy

Hostess!

'With Treats THIS good, Who needs Canada?'
 
my twin and i tag teamed a girl in 4th grade, we all got saturdays........

a KiSs iS A KiSs, KiSsEs ArE tAsTeD. KIsSeS HaVe gErMs aNd gErMs aRe hAtEd, So kIsS Me bAbY, iM VaCcInAtEd!

 
last thursday, there were boxing matches, so i was drunk and faught a huge kid. I got my ass kicked, but it was fun. I also got in a fight with my best friend senior week at the beach, i was sleeping, and he just started punching me. I was like, im sorry dude, and punched him in the face and got the KO.....those are the only recent ones.

You will crash and burn before you fly
 
headbutting someone is one of the best ways to get someone off you. then a nice punch above the eyelid should incapacitate them.

oh and 2-3 fight here

You cant hug your children with nuclear arms!
 
Mostly just hockey fights.

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
 
i got in a fist-fight that started out as a bitch fight...some bitch was mad at me for know whos why and she started slapping me. so i started slapping her back but she started cleating me (we were @ soccer camp) and makin me bleed so i just punched her hella hard. haha she wuz tryin to get guyz all thru camp with a black eye

tom to nick- 'so what time is this skiing for you?'

nick to tom- 'my 1st time'

me to nick without tom there- 'so how did you do with your first day?'

nick to me- 'i fell alot' *pouts*

nick to his friend ian when he doesn't know im listening- 'yeah see last weekend i went skiing and i went down this TRIPLE black diamond! it was like sheer ice!'

me to tom and tom to me- 'hahaha! he's such a liar'
 
I got in one fist fight, we were going pretty even. that is, until he pulled out his switchblade and I ran away.

'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'
 
My school is in the middle of the ghetto and there are fights everyday, I am not usually involved but stabbings arent uncommon... pretty sad

 
I hate getting knives pulled on you. At the bar it always happens in Edmonton. Alot of people die for no reason.

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
 
It was easily the scariest moment of my life. This kid was a fag/bully, and I just decided to end the shit and kick his ass. I got him damn good, then when he was losing, he busted out the knife. It scared the shit out of me, and I don't think I've ever run that fast in my life.

'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'
 
I haven't been in an actual fist fight in awhile, but at parties we always have 2 pairs of boxing gloves and we box eachother...lots of fun

T-lo
 
i fought this one dude at the starting of the year... we were friends and something happened so we fought... now we are better friends - who said fighting doesn't fix anything?

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing H.J.S. forever

'I don't do drugs... only drug I'll try is E - and it would be at a rave' Johan after me asking him if he wants to hotbox the Tremblant gondola with me.
 
When I was in seventh grade this kid made of me everyday for the whole year. On the second to last day of school i exploded. I turned around smashed his face into a locker, two black eyes, a broken nose, and 8 stiches. Not a scratch on me. I had no idea I had it in me. I just was so pissed off and had such a built up rage. Oh yeah, I got suspended for the last day of school. HAHAHAHAHA...that was great!

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Andrew

'...And sometimes I park, in handicapped spaces,

While handicapped people, make handicapped faces'

-I'm an Asshole by Dennis Leary
 
just helmets and gloves in hockey dressing room, i try to make friends with all the kids at my school so i dont have to fight

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'

To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to.....all lifes problems
 
i'v been in a few fights, either in self defence or when people pushed me too far. i'v been suspended twice for fighting, but i dont go looking for fights i just defend myself. oh, and i won both. in the first one the kid grabbed a pin off the wall and stuck it in my sholder so i tackled him onto the ground and repeatedly kicked him in the stomach. in the seccond one this dumbass kid wouldent leave me the fuck alone and kept pushing me so i shoved him into the lockers and dislocated his sholder.

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there are like no fights in my town, but my school has 3 security guards, its so gay because no one really fights. o but the girls do if someone likes their boyfriend, kinda stupid

skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
 
Nobody here likes to fight (I think), but some of us couldn't take bullying or whatever, and we just snapped. If you've never been really bullied, you have no idea how frickin angry you can get.

'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'
 
Somebody called me a gay skier and took my poles on the mountain and I lost my cool

Look at the abuse I put up with from everybody... I think I need a hug.

Matt Enns: 'Take that f**king helmet off and don't wear it ever again!'

Shaun Maclean: 'Purple skis... haha!'

Jeff Thomas: 'Shutup ya little freak, I'm gonna rape you more than you'd want to screw Britney Spears. WTF did you do to my truck???'
 
Of course I'm the freakin biggest pussy ever and I got my ass kicked and had to rest for 2 weeks.. haha geesh I'm pathetic

Look at the abuse I put up with from everybody... I think I need a hug.

Matt Enns: 'Take that f**king helmet off and don't wear it ever again!'

Shaun Maclean: 'Purple skis... haha!'

Jeff Thomas: 'Shutup ya little freak, I'm gonna rape you more than you'd want to screw Britney Spears. WTF did you do to my truck???'
 
hahaha stinkyprimo you could have been like im telling the ski patrol on you guys!!

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'

To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to.....all lifes problems
 
Harvey still cries about when I punched him in the neck when we had a drunken fight. I don't really remember much of it though, but it was all good fun.

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
a long time ago like 5th grade snowboarder cut in front of me when we were getting on the chair and he went up, i got on behind him and followed him, he sucked. he fell over and i hocky stopped and coverd him with snow and skied away. yah felt specail cus i was young. he was like my age. sucky snowboarder.

~Tom
 
in grade 5 some fat kid sat on my head... I couldn't move or breath... so I started to wail on him, and I broke his nose.

I felt really bad, cuz I didn't mean to. I think I cried. It sucked. I don't like fights at all.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
yeah, fighting.

i get into quite a bit of fights over how i look, since i have blue liberty spikes right now, and always wear my leather jacket or vest with all kinds of punk patches on them and shit. Usually, it isnt much, but i have been sent to a hospital before. Knifes arent cool at all though, especially when hidden. I have been in a fight where someone got hit in the stomach with a baseball bat, but i wasnt the hitter or hitee. My friend Mike gets into fights usually at least once a week, and hes crazy.

a funnier one though, in middle school, someone got pushed into the candy machine and broke the glass on it. I grabbed a bunch of the candy and ran, but got a detention and had to write a letter about what i did wrong.

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
Dustin and I had picked up a few chicks and were walking with them to another bar. some gay ass surrey came up and started lippin so I was just like bounce on boy these ladies are with us. he pushed me I punched him and then this big fuckin other surrey started gettin to dustin and then we ended up getting pushed around by this big dude and then the cops came and we got into trouble. I guess you know your place around whistler when they cater to the surrey's who come in for the weekends to fight and get drunk. They don't even ski or bike.

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And then probably about a million fights from kindergarten to grade ten.

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
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I sucks getting into fights in Seattle becasuse everyone had mase, knuckles and sometimes knives. Everyone is way to pussy to go one on one, speaking of which...Jeff will you go steady with me?

 
There are a lot of stupid thugs in my school that I would really love to kick the crap out of, and I think I could easily bash them.

But I know if I do fight them, they are going to get their 'crew' and I'm going to get jumped by 10 dudes.

It seriously pisses me off. If you are going to fight, fight. Don't get your friends to help you out. Thats very pussy like. So fight your own fights.

Later
 
word, i got in a little scrap with one of my best friends, but nothign came of it, just drunk stupid shit, and we weree like, what the fuck were we doing? haha, steel reserve....

 
We have a lot of illegal immigrant Mexican farmers at our school, and my friend got in a fight with one of them, and about a week later the Mexican kid came back to school with about 20 of his cousins, uncles, and friends. He layed low for awhile after that.

'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'
 
I've never been in any real fights, just little kiddie scraps. i've learned to stay away from then.

But, on May 11th, there's a martial arts (mostly

Karate) fighting challange for certain clubs in the surrounding area. Even though its Karate point

fighting, its aparently quite heavy hitting. And I'll be in the white/yellow division. There's about 7 teams of 4 people (4 divisions) and my team is just gonna kill it. Our sensei wips us good and it shows in the seminars we go to. And in fighting... shit... everybody else is Karate and myself and the guy who's fighting the orange/green are both kickboxers. tehehehe...

-Gabe Lumintn

What this week's anagram?
 
WEll I have been in a lot of fights...most of them when I was younger. Then a few years back I took Muai Thai Kickboxing(think the techniques most of those guys in the extreme fighting challenges use) Yah that taught me confidence, self control and discipline. Hehe and it also taught me how to fihgt very very well ;). I don't look for fights. But at my school we have the same problem as a lot of you speak of. People who can't fight unless they hvae their fuckign crew wiht them. Stupid pussies...that shits so annoying. SO yah if one of my friends needs it I got his back. And I've only been in a few fights in high school. ANd I've won them all. Last time I fought was like last year. Guy probably had 30pounds on me and I knocked him out and made him cry....hahahhha. But I don't like fighting.....unless I have to.

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
i only had two fights, one in indonesia, when a guy droped my wave and than calling me a bastard and on party, there was a big fight between bikers and punks, around 40 people were involved in it

but normally i think, fighting is shit

~~~Drink, Fuck and SKI~~~
 
I've faught a few times.. Girls can be bitches and i dont like to be treaded on. so i dont stand for it. If they're in my face. ill get right back up in theirs. only thing is. i dont fight dirty like they do. by pulling hair and using nails etc. i go for the good ol fashioned punch. And i practice on enough guys blay fighting to have amazing aim and power.. but dont get me wrong. if i can get out of the fight i will. but i wont back down if I or any of my friends are being threatened.

Le vie né pas simple. La mienne et horrible, les gars me rend pleurer toujours.. je donne j'amais mon coeur a un autre gars. çe fini maintenant.
 
Yeah, I've gotten into huge amounts of fights with people who talk shit to me or my friends. People in the South love a good fight. Its all good afterwards too.

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'A beautiful girl can make you dizzy. Like you've been drinking jack and coke all morning. She can make you feel high. They are the single greatest commodity known to man. The promise. The promise of a better day. The promise of a greater hope. The promise of a new tommorow. This particular aura can be found in the gaze of a beautiful girl. In her smile, and in her soul, and in the way she makes every rotten little thing about the world seem like it's going to be okay.' - Taking Back Sunday
 
there are these ids in my school who are just assholes. if you step on their boots they get so pissed, and my friend accidentally bumped into one of them and he was like what the fuck you stupid white girl and he hit her.

my bro lives in baltimore and some kid he goes to school with there got shot in the head because he was at a bar and these 2 guys were hitting on 2 girls. the guy went over to them and said hey leave them alone. so they went outside and waited for him and when he left, one of the guys shot him in the head. pretty messed up.

skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
 
Hey if any one wants to fight or ever heads up to WP I'll tell you when we have our next 'Forest Jam' it's half rave then after awhile we circle up and beat the shit out of each other then we party some more. The fighting is only a 3hr thing out of a four day rave.

Whatcha Talkn about Willis?
 
hmm. perhaps thats the reason why your named acid.. that doesnt sound fun at all the rave yes cause those rule. but beating each other up isnt.. bunch of my friends (guys) decided to ahve a contest. they all went to this one kids house (ryan F.) not that u know him.. and they faught each other.a ll lined up and everythin. the winner moved on etc etc. until one person was left

Le vie né pas simple. La mienne et horrible, les gars me rend pleurer toujours.. je donne j'amais mon coeur a un autre gars. çe fini maintenant.
 
one time at QC (the place we have bush parties every weekend), we were pissed, and my friend whispers to me 'lets get in a fake fight', so i yet 'WHAT, YOU FUCKED MY MOM?!' and we just start going at it, punching the shit out of each other, not feeling any of it till the next day. my friend got in 4 fights that night until he got the crap beat out of him by some native guy, it was like the drunken fight club, with like 100 kids all cheering and shit. god bless alcohol.

and he flew round the world on a never ending dinnerroll...
 
me and darryl got into a fight in tremblant cuz we were really really bored. so we just started wailing on eachother in the streat. it was cool

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
word, we got in a fight last night. one of my friends got straight jacked and we ran in cause there waz like 3 kids vs him. i left without a scratch somehow, didnt really fight as much as broke it up though.

 
i can honestly say that i've never thrown a punch in my life. i don't usually have to even defend myself. most people stay away from me 'cuz i'm a fair sized guy ( 6', 210 lbs, athletic build). however once when i was drunk some guy threw a punch at me in the bathroom and completely missed and i did some kind pf drunken judo thing and put his head in the urinal and flushed...hahaha...it was so funny except i was so drunk i don't really remember it...other people had to tell me.

at any rate fighting is reall REALLY stupid. you never know what might happen. you could get hurt or worse you could really hurt the other person. a guy i grew up with is in jail for the better part of his life 'cuz he got in a fight at the bar and hit the guy funny and killed him.....once you grow up fighting ain't no playground shit anymore.

- I ain't never been to Seasame Street, but i can flip a Big Bird....BACOOOOOOCK!!! -
 
ya... it was preaty random... a bunch of us were in the Diablo, but dave and i got bored so we left... than we were just standing out in the street and daves like 'i'm bored.... you wanna fight?' so i said sure.. so we fought - than someone we knew walked by so we stopped to talk - next thing i knew I was inside the Carabou... drinking is fun.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing H.J.S. forever

'I don't do drugs... only drug I'll try is E - and it would be at a rave' Johan after me asking him if he wants to hotbox the Tremblant gondola with me.
 
yeah. i think a fight would be weird...notever havingbeen in one.

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'I'm not a deadbeat, low life kid that's going to be a high school dropout.' - Tanner Hall...

...Well said, Tanner.
 
holy shit i just got involved in the biggest fight ever. Friday and saturday nights young ppl in colorado go hang out at the chineesse theater. Me and my friends are always kickin it there. Last night about 20 cars show up and they're like who wants to go? who's been talking shit. And noone said a fuckin word. then this kid from the group just knocked out this small skinny kid that wasn't even looking. They everyone just stated going at it. like 50 people were fighting. this kid got his video camera stolen and shit. ne1 else in the area hear about this fight?

 
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