Fights at the mountain

Shopey1080

Shopey1080

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Today at my local moutain, there was a fight with two skiers, they were just beginners, but it was sooo funny, they like were running down the slopes after eachother. it was great, then the ski patrol came and seperated them......

Colin

'GO SHORTY, ITS YOUR B-DAY, We GONA PARTY LIKE ITS YOUR B-day.'
 
last year in andorra i saw3 a skier and snowboarder have a fight. It was soo funny, the boarder was trying to chase after the skiier with one binding on and the skier was like hitting him with his poles. But they were like 40 years old so must people didn't care and laughed at them!

Two planks are always better than one.
 
i got in a fight in the prk one time. it was a friend of mineand myself verse about 20 snowboarders. my friend still had his skis on and they jumped him so i threw of fmy skis and went to town. in the end we got our asses kicked but some kid broke his hand on my face and i only walked away with some bruises, my friends face was pretty trashed though.

-Dan

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Representin' in the 3-1-5

'If you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'

 
my buddy threw snow at me and it got me mad, long story short I spit in his face and smacked him in the head with my avy shovel.

sacrifice, to some its just a word, to others it is a code, what matters is the colony, he is willing to live for the colony, fight for the colony, die for the colony.

 
Ha, I sorta got in a fight, I fell on a jump and these kids laughed at me so I want up to them and was like u fucker fags try hitting that, they said they couldnt and i was like cuz u suck, so the 3 of them one skinny, one fat, and one like built came after me on there snowblades... one tackled me i got up went down the mountain and i had to go home, so they ran after me, anyways it was hilarious and they sucked and they probably would have kicked my sorry ass if i wasnt leaving ahahhahahahahaha

-i just farted, can you smell it?-
 
My brother (snowboarder) hit a dumbass snowboarder in the face and over the head with his snowboard.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
i almost got in a fight with this dude last year at a halfpipe competition... but whatever with that...

Darryl Hunt

'I want a really fat chick to give me a blow job so I can piss in her mouth' Mark (aka - Meaford)
 
i got the living shit kicked out of me last year, fuckin sucked, bitched at some fagy snowborders on the lift for laughing at my friend when he bailed an they came down right while i was hiking a jump an my friends had left an they beat the living shit out of me, sucked ass. if u ever see a skier in trouble help him out. peace yo

 
last year at Bridger some kid ran over my brand new Pocket Rockets, so i chased after him and was like wtf man- he looked at me, and then took his pole right to my nuts, i got SO pissed off, he started running down the hill, but i skated after him on my skis and caught up to him after about 30 feet, grabbed him under the arms, and threw him down to the parking lot. he then apologized.

 
My friends beat the crap outta some dude in front of his wife and kids 2 years ago at Sunshine. I didnt participate, I felt kinda bad for him but he was askin for it.

If you get jumped, just kick some shin with your boots. That'll take anybody out.

 
last year this boarder held a skier down while his friend hit him it was bad

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this young girl, she's a freak

 
this one time i 'cut' some guy off, when it was really the other way around, but anyhow he followed me down to the bottom and grabbed the facemask of my full face and was yelling at me, i didn't fight him or anything, probably should have, but i was like 14 or 15 and he was a lot older, but I told him that i fucked his wife for some reason and he left me alone, it was pretty funny.

''Your true colors are showing through, Erich...pink...lots and lots of pink.''
 
fights are the best... just the other day we made a jump out of the way and it was perfect, then the ski patrol came and told us we had to take it down one kid in our group was about 10 start swearin at the chic and went off the jump rite in front of her it was great..... befor the ski patrol came one kid broke his wrist and another went off and screwed up he was so pissed we were makin fun of him that he started fight about ten of us since we hated him we burried him in the snow with out his coat it was great!!

 
hey tahoefreerider that was me yeah so here is the story there is this gay ass racer guy and he is like 3 years older than me (im 13) and the fag pops off my ski into fucking rocks and i had to ski one ski down to get my brand fucking new scratch so i see him in the park and he gets all scared cuz i tounted him the whole chair ride and newyz he tripped over the tool bench and i pinned him down and hit him with my pole furiously then i got off let him ski away when he fell and i got off my skis and beat the shit out of him fist fighting so yeah thats my mountain fight...

-dont spank tourons thay will yell-
 
Whyd he do it youth???

'skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

 
Me and my friends built a kicker onto a rail one time, since the approaches always suck in pa,and this snowboarder kept riding on over the jump and ruinging it. he just kept laughing while he did it, so the 3rd time he did it,so i chased him down and when he stopped i decked him from behind. the kid was a little bitch who went and told ski patrol, who then searched the whole mountain for me.it was nice, on film too.

 
a snowboard was on this guy i knows ski, and he picked it up and threw it really far. the snowboarder got all pissed and then he backed off and got his board. funny

yea son
 
I want to see someone get clotheslined with a pole, Wait for some dumbass near the bottom, as he is skiing down jump out of the bushes or something.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
When i was 15 (i am 17 now) i got in a fight with some fag snowboarder in the park for always snaking my, and other skier's lines. It was a school ski trip, and this guy was a fag, so when he was hanging around me and my buddies, I threw a snowball at him... he then came up to be and shoved me! So i held out my hand as if to say stop' then proceded to take of my helmet, poles, skis, and goggles. I then speared him sooo hard. When we landed we rolled around a bit and he ended up on top of me, while i was face down. He face washed me once, then i bucked him off, I then got him face down and face washed him like 5-6 times, and then at the request of the crowd that had gathered i decked him like 10 times in the back of his helmet. (I was wearing gloves so my hands were fine). Then when i went to continue face washing him, i realized that there was blood on my hands, turns out he had a bleeding nose, and lip! I then told the fag that i didn't want to hurt him any more and that i was going to let him go... I advised him to not come running at me like a bloddy psycho. He did anyway, and i grabbed his arms and threw him back down to the ground, then he realized that he had his ass kicked and went to get his snowboard and leave. It was Awesome. Oh this was at the top of the park at Mt. Washington.

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
people who can get angry enough on the hill to fight shouldnt be on the mountain, like really give it a rest, I cut gorbies off all the time and if one of them ever came after me and started tuggin at my shit I'd tell him to fuck off or I'll take him to pocket_rocket where he'll know what being an atler boy is all aobut.

 
about a month ago i saw 3 17 yr old or so snowboarders adn a like 40 yr old guy fighting outside canyon lodge in mammoth, the old guy totally started it, he was all hitting these kids in the face cheap shots, finally these kids start kicking his ass and security comes out and grabs the guy, he starts trying to hit them so security start fucking this guy up, it was great the guy got worked not only by 17 yr old kids but by the security it was fun to watch.

fuk that
 
I've seen a couple old guys on skis get pissed at boarders, none of them resulted in a fight though. Luckily, i have never been in one, or desire to be in one.

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Proud Owner of Rossignol BC's
 
Sure its all funa dn games then some1 loses an eye, then it just gets funner from there.

now when somebody asks me if i ever decapitated a fetus, i know what to say- My lab partner after a dissection gone wrong.
 
i saw a fight the other day it was in the lift line. this skier and snowboarder. the snowboarder hoped out of his bindings real quick and attacked the skier from behind, he took him down then lifted him back up and poped him one real good.

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i almost got in a fight with teh entire farm team (wanna be racers), they were standing around a rail that i was sessioning and two of them were straddling it, they didnt do ne thing when i yelled at them, but theyre coach saved theyre asses before i raged on them

ur right nothin would have happened, but ive always wanted to beat somebody with my ski

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
one time i was sitting on the back of my skis while goin down and digging the back of my poles in the ground. It made all this snow fly up into peoples eys, and these snowboarders came up to me and were like about to fight me. it was funny

'GO SHORTY, ITS YOUR B-DAY, We GONA PARTY LIKE ITS YOUR B-day.'

 
I always carry this little baseball bat I got called the powder bat. Then if I see turons in the woods getting my pow I can whack them and ski away.

www.freesledding.homestead.com
 
hey shopey1080, its skiers like you that give the rest of us a bad name, id be pissed off too if i couldnt see cuz you were acting like a complete fag.

 
i dont know sounds pretty funny to me

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
for some reason my crew and i always get in fights with racers or snowboarders. we reck house every time tho

It's that millenium ridiculous flow, I never let go

brothas gettin knocked out is part of my show

Let 'em know who they fuckin with yo, a rhyme wrangler

Tri-angular push-up the hillside strangler
 
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