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pat-rickdaigle

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aight fill me in on some painful moves, this kid pushed me today and i'm not taking anymore of his bullshit, i know to punch in the nose and right where the bottom of the ribs seperate with all my weight but that's about all, i haven't been in many fights before and he is capable of beating my ass but i'm just gonna punch and punch and punch until we're split apart. I think as long as i can get the first hits in and have him down it shouldn't be a problem but for all mike tysons help me out, what do u suggest i do?

I AM A SKIER.
 
dont fight the kid, then you both get in trouble, you more so for starting it. be smart about it, and make him look like a complete tool in front of all his friends. do your research on the bastard and you can do more damage than fighting him would. or you could just not care and drop whatever happened and move on

 
knife in the groin works well.

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alright....heres my method....now you don't want to cheap shot him, so call him out first, then, as he is approachin, just get wicked pissed and unload

-Tom

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you dont understand, if i talk shit he's gonna fight me, if i rat i look like a fag, and i've tried to just drop it but he wont stop pissing me off.

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yeah i agree with that i think you should just make him look like a complete jackass in front of all his freinds and just say stuff and also do ur research and everything and maybe say some things no one else knew or something that he doesn't want people to know about.

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dammit shit
 
haha, you sound like that one kid from dazed and confused, that gets into the fight at the party in the woods. The thing is most kids in a good neighborhood aren't used to fighting, unless you have a big mouth etc, like me. The most important thing about fighting is be agressive, if he does have the edge on you, and can 'take you' first shot go for a weakspot like the nose you said, or even better the throat. Knocking out a tooth after that will shut him up fast, and should be over. But if it continues, use your elbows and knees, do what you have to do to win. But fighting is assult and if it's a good fight, in public, you will get busted, charged and most likely sued. So make a gentlemen's agreement to meet up in the woods or somewhere it won't get you arrested. School is the worst place to fight.

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throw rocks at his sister. kick her ass and show him whats up.

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Psych yourself up and go nuts. If your really angry you'll take him down. Chances are he's messing with you for entertainment and won't be that psyched about a fight.

BUT, be prepared to take a hard first punch. When I was in high school I took on a guy that outwieghed me by eighty pounds. And boy did his first punch have something behind it. But if your mad enough nothing's gonna stop you.

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hit first, and hit hardest, an important rule of fighting

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money move. start with a right or left hook, which ever side you are naturally comfortable with. make sure this blow is hard or else it wont work out correctyl. he will prolly bow down b/c his pussy ass is in pain from you hitting him in the jaw. then throw a nasty uppercut to the chin. that should shut him up. you could also substitute the hook with a blow to the stomach, right below the ribcage. that will almost gaurentee him to bow over which would set you up good for the uppercut. remember to follow through.

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everything that was just said is bullshit... if you want a quick decisive win just do this : first punch has to hit him either in the nose or the temple.. both of these places with blind him for a little (tears from nose shot, slight blackout temple shot).....when he is 'blind' hit him right below the rips in the diaphram which will knock the wind out of him, now he can't see or breath, now give hima push and he'll fall right over, then walk away triumphantly

 
get drunk first, not too plastered. the lack of coordination will be made up for by stupid ballsyness and reduced pain

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Make a chemical weapon and incapacitate him beforehand. Then rape his sister. He won't fuck with you ever again. Wait unless you want to be a national TV don't do anything with chems, you know all that terrorism shit.

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first of all your going to have to jab him to hit him in the nose, and getting a few quick jabs to the nose will hurt him, but it wont take him down because you cant put any power behind a shot to the nose if hes standing straight up, you can put power behind an uppercut, which you could throw to the bottom of his ribcage to bend him over then cross him or uppercut him in the nose, or just start with a cross with all of your weight behind it and as much power as possible right into the front edge of his chin, this will hurt him like a motherfucker and put his ass on the ground

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Look kid, i box, i reccomend just keepn ur hands up, not over ur head or some shit, but around neck level, and dont swing, brin ur fists straight out, towards his face, swinging takes to long and uses a lot of energy. jab him with ur left(weak hand), then step in and throw a straight right as in dont swing that shit. Bring the mofo straight to his face. i reccomend, if u get kinda on his side, hit as hard as u can on his chin. thats a knockout, itll like disable all his fuckin nerves in his brain....

dont do anything crazy, keep your balance and stay above him. dont move more than 1/2 a step each time u move, this way ull keep ur balance. if hes taller stay low unless kicking is allowed. if kicking is allowed, in the middle of the fight swing ur right foot upwards into his balls. make sure its hard and fast or else itll just get stuck and ull fall like a fool. if u hit em there bring down ur right foot and hook with ur left as he bends over, or w/e his reaction is. please dont make a fool of yourself and just keep urself at an angle. Again if you have a cheap shot. com up from an angle behind him(not exactly behind him so you see his baCK, but so u see his chin.keep ur left foot and plant it a bit behind him hold his right shoulder with ur left hand for grip, and throw a straight right to his chin. bend into it as well. imediately he will begin to fall back or to his side (opposite of that which u atked him). make sure ur gripping his shoulder then swing around to the front of him and he should be stunned so keep him from fallin, grab him a bit closer, and either throw a right hook to the flesh below his eyes, or throw a nice uppercut ( dont do mortal combat shit but a nice and controled one where its very close to ur body and u turn with it at the same time) i reccomend the hook however because it is a bit easier.

WARNING THIS IS IF YOUR RIGHT HANDED IF YOUR LEFT JUST SWITCH THE SIDES AND THE HANDS.

So its approach from behind on his right at an angle, left foot a tad behind his right foot, a straight punch to his chin/ jaw area. if you think u mite miss throw it a bit higher so u get the part where his jaw connects to his skull. after u punch slide off to the right so you're in front of him ( still grippin the shirt, and keepin him close) throw that right hook ( KEEP THE HOOK CLOSE AND CONTROLED NO WILD SWINGS) and get the area below his eye. I reccmomend fuckin around witha friend before u do it. remember fast transition between first sucker punch and the hook. if he still isnt down, but hes bending over, just kick him in the head or if hes still standing keep those straight jabs at his face. if u get the first part off ull win.

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yeah i'm glad some of you guys know what your talkin about. in my opinion, i nail him in the nose. that way he'll be blinded (as said before) now when you get hit in the nose, it's instinct to grab your face. if he does this, uppercut in the stomach/ribs (to knock the wind out of him). if he doesn't grab his face. follow the hit to the nose with a quick hook to the jaw. this will whip his head around somthin fierce, if you can get some power behind it. just make sure you can take a hit, and if you start the fight. you sure as hell better finish it....

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if u punch hard enough to knock the wind out of him, hit him in the gut and his reaction will be to bend over then smash his head down on to ur kneecap most likely breaking his nose and it will be over.

 
if u let this kid get a swing or 2 not even hits u wouldnt get in as much trouble cuz it would be self defense. then just go into like hulk mode and completely just whoop ass punches flyin and then introduce his face to ur knee that'll about do it.

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I've got a good fight story, it just happened about a hour ago. So we're walking out of our schools varsity soccer game (Central vs.Bloomsburg). We've always been bitter and violent rivals, and not in a funny way...there is a true hate between the schools. So anyway I'm walking out of the game with two of my friends, Sean and Chris. Sean is a varisty linebacker who is 5'10, 240lbs and has a 400lb bench press. Chris is about 6'3 and 200lbs, built pretty big. Well I'm about 5'7 135lbs...small but I'm a varisty wrestler and can old my own against most people. So we're walking and these kids walk up and start talking shit to Sean. Sean calmly says and I quote, 'Walk away right now, if I knew I wouldn't get kicked off the football team I would level you.' The kid shoves him as hard as he can which produced about the same effect as a Kia hitting a frieght train. I put my arms out and say 'Whoa dudes...stop'. As soon as I said this some kid blindsides me from my back to the pavement. I smacked my eye and elbows up pretty good. Just as I roll over and sit up I see the kid coming at me. I swung as hard as I could and punched him right in the mouth. It turns out I punched his bottom lip through his bottom teeth. He was holding his mouth and this blood was just pouring out. They ran away and some security guard asked us if we were okay. We shook it off and went home. I really think fighting like this sucks, its pretty fucking lame. The only time I would ever hit someone like that is in self defense. Hitting people isn't cool, but getting your ass kicked isn't cool either.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
ok this works, seriously. When he approaches you, move his arms down with one hand and punch him in the lower jaw on the side. will hurt him like a bitch and keep him shocked. Then when he shocked, start punching him in the nose and most importantly, kick the fucker in the shin as hard as you can.

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tell everyone someone in the shower whipped him with a towel, and he got a boner, worked at my school

 
wait until he pushes you again immediately when he pushes you push his arms down and hit him in the side of the face and immediately in the same side below the ribs stay close to him and hit a 3rd time and its over. This is self defense but he didn't land anything but a push. Do not push back or throw him into a locker punch!

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yeah dude. just to add to my other post. if you really want to fight him. make him make the first move. it's better to kick someones ass in self defense other than just flat out whailin on him. it's more humiliating for the one who starts the fight,,,,if he can't finish it. so make fun of him, do whatever. he's prolly just some punk lookin for attention, and will want to avoid a fight. but yeah, give him hell.

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do like in Hey Arnold! and sing him a song about how you cant hit a crazy person...

or if you dont mind getting in trouble, do what this freshmen did to this wrestler guy senior last year....just wait till there is a teacher or sumthing liek that around walk up...jack him a few good times...before he realizes what hit him and has the chance to get back, it'll be broken up....

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just a swift roundhouse kick to the throat...

but seriously ..just remember to fallow through with each of your punches

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thats what all the morons do. look if you grab his hand he will just swing that other motherfucker over that arm and hit you with the biggest most open hit ever. holding him is the same as him holding you, so remember that. i recommend not going for the nose. it is really hard to get the nose(believe it or not) stick to aiming for the lower eye flesh area and ull hit something thats painful. Dont kick too much, thats just for distraction unless hes on the ground. if hes on the ground dont b a pussy and stomp him. just walk away and its more of a diss. if hes not hurt taht much tell him to get up. if he doesnt, just turn around and leave immediately.

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rule number one, film it or have your friend take notes and post em up. I wanna hear hwo this goes!

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ALSO IF YOUR NOT VERY STRONG DO NOT GO FOR THE CHEST TO KNOCK OUT HIS AIR.

If you're not so muscular this will end up being a pathetic attempt and will give him little pain whatsoever. If you are strong, than your first punch should be more than enuf to do it. Just remember if you wanna cheapshot him you know now. Dont run up to him, kinda walk while theres a crowd or somethin, act normal, dont even look at him. than atk.

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kick him in the nuts then the trough tko bitch hahaha jk

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Dude, if you think he can kick the shit out of you then don’t even think about fighting him by yourself. There are really two things you could do. You either get a posse of your friends and beat the living fuck out of him after school, or you can figure out another way to get back at him that doesn’t involve a physical confrontation. But it’s your call.

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just make sure if you begin the fight, that your first blow or two doesnt allow him to get up and fight back. Fight Club style bietches!

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

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A. You need a posse incase things get ugly

B. If he's a big kid (got some gut) knocking the wind out of him with a punch will now work unless you are a machine.

C. You need a head shot, but teeth can fuck your hand up, so temple is usually a good bet.

D. If he's bigger than you you need to get him on the ground. I don't know how much you weigh, but if you hit him hard, maybe throw a shoulder when he doesn't expect it, you will knock him off balance. Get him down from there.

But it sounds like he is alot bigger than you, so unless you take some boxing classes (which are an option) I wouldn't recommend it, unless you and some big friends challenge him and his friends toghether in which case you got your crew backing you if things get out of control.

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it's all about surprise....on your first move you should just slap him across the cheek. then follow that up with a sternum poke, and finish him off with a 540 tornado kick to his ear.

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hahahahahaha^

you guys should see the kid pat wants to fight with

he's a moron

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