Fighting tips

Tinga

Tinga

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so there is this kid that is going to fight me for a stupid reason and i dont want to fight him but he says he doesnt care yada yada and he says hes just going to come up and start swinging and i realllllllly dont want to fight him. so any tips for me not to hit him but still not get myself hurt?
 
Try to pretend theres an object behind him your trying to hit.

And try and hit that object. Dont stop when you hit his body try and push right through it.
 
so...i assume your in high school?

if he just starts swinging, step to a side, or back, and watch him swing into nothing. he may become off balance and fall or something. just keep avoiding him. by that time, a teacher should be there, and you wouldn't have done anything, and shouldn't get in trouble (when i was in HS, if you were in a fight, doesn't matter if you started it or not, you got in trouble. less if you didn't start it but still...).
 
learn Akido or however you spell it so good for this sort of stuff, but here is a quick tip as he punches you step to the side so his arm goes in front of you, grab the arm with your back hand and pull it towards your hip. twisting the wrist so the palm of the hand faces upward. then walk him down in a spiral so that you ar nealing with hie body to the side and his arm infront of you. He can now not really do anything to you with out breaking his arm. and softly tell him that if he attacks you agin you will break his arm if done right he will believe you.
 
if you want to hurt him, side-step and duck down, then lay a hard punch into the spot on his side closer to the back. There are some ribs there that will crack very easily if you hit him right. Once he has cracked ribs, he wont be trying to punch you. get him on his punching side.
 
if you are going to fight back heres what you aim for:

1) in the chest, feel between your nipples. theres that bone (sternum, i think thats what its called, i forget). if you keep going down you'll feel it stop and feel soft flesh, you've gone to far. aim for that bone. one good punch there will put him on the ground.

2) groin...self explanatory.

but like the other people said. just aim for something behind him. its the same principle as breaking in martial arts (which i'm in). pretend like you're going through him, don't stop.

but if you can. just dont swing back, keep stepping aside and stuff.
 
keep your fuckin hands up so u dont get clocked in the face. make sure you try and block and dodge shit. wait for the right moment when he throws a right jab duck and come back up with a right upper cut to the jaw works everytime.
 
dude if u just dont wanna fight walk away or just laugh at him nd turn ur back... only the bigest fag will hit u from behind!!
 
just let him beat the shit out of you, but be sure get one of your friend to film it. then get a really good lawyer and take the bitch to court. if he really fucks you up you might even get a year of college payed for, at the least maybe a new pair of skis..

 
aim for the diafram area (right at the top of the rib cage, triangle) I got punched there, not even to hard, but i was down.
 
thats lame... But if he really wants to fight u nd u cannot turn it down. Yeah film it and get that ass's money!
 
Either that, or if the kid looks like he's got a weak stomach just slam him in the gut. He will bend over so fast then just lay in an upper cut or something. Definitely got out of a lot of fights that way.
 
The trick is to just go nuts. If he thinks that you are crazyier then he is he will feel like he is going to lose and fight like he is going to lose. For real.. As soon as he looks at you wrong and shits about to go down just rip off your shirt (2 reason). Taking off your shirt will make him think your going to fucking kill him and that your insane and also without a shirt he has nothing to grab onto which is golden. SO rip off the shirt and just wait till you know you can plant a good punch and swing through him. Dont just swing like crazy.. plant a good one and it will be over fast.
 
If this kid is saying what you've been telling us, he's going to fight dirty. That means you have to fight dirty as well or you're gonna get your shit rocked.

Be aggressive as hell, get up in his face, if you're close enough he won't be able to get a decent swing off. When you see an opportunity, grab him. Now you have some options:

You can knee him, that will put him out for a little while and you can walk away or beat the shit out of him, your call.

You can grab his arm, put it behind his back, and use your other arm to rail on him mercilessly. Good spots are the top of the head, the ribs, and the lower back.

Toss him on the ground, get on top of him, and hit him in the face. Once you're on top success is pretty much guaranteed unless he has a working knowledge of how to fight.

The other tips all still apply... the object behind thing, the sternum thing if you can manage it... my only concern is that if he's picking the fight, he probably has some idea how to fight, and you apparently don't. If that's the case, you're gonna get your ass kicked trying to straight-up box.
 
I've always found the fastest way to end a fight is this:

hard punch to his gut, this will cause him to bend over/grab his stomach. Grab his head and knee him in the face as hard as you can.
 
there's no such thing as fighting dirty, it's just fighting to win.

the whole hit him like you're hitting something behind him thing is excellent advice.

don't back up. if you do you're fucked. instead, duck his punches. try to get in close, if he doesn't know how to fight very well then you'll be fine. when you're in close, use your elbows and knees, they're the sharpest and hardest parts of your body. also, everyone anticipates a punch to the face, but hardly anyone anticipates an elbow to the face, and it can hurt a lot more too.

i think it's been said already, but fight with your shirt off. he won't have anything to grab onto and if you're ripped it'll scare the shit out of him.
 
if you take some hits dont owrrie about it .. just dont give up if you can hit him a good one in the gaw i'll go down 100%

one on the ground he's fucked
 
keep ur hands up always protecting the head and keep ur chin tucked in so u dont get knocked the fuck out and just act ur like fuckin insane and he wont want to fight u, just go crazy and bang ur head on some garbage cans or somthing, it might scare him off
 
keep your guard up and keep at at least arms length at all times unless you are pwning him
 
if he has set a time and place and you dont wanna, just have a bunch of friends with you because if you said you dont wanna fight and he still does he deserves to get fuckin destroyed
 
2 words: brass knuckles, if your in the dark he wont notice your using them untill you hit him and by that time hes fucked.
 
Chances are he will throw a punch with his right arm first, so it will come at you from the left. As he punches, move to the left and turn to your right a little bit. Grab his wrist with your right hand, holding on to his arm. With your left him hit your palm into the outside of his elbow. 2 moves and hes done for.
 
buy some fake blood and smear it all over your shirt, hell think youre one crazy fucker. Learn some fucking like Karate stances and just bust on into them, I saw this video of this guy that got ina fight, got into some hardcore stance and everyone laughed at him and then he beat the shit out of this kid. Learn another language, and tell him its an ancient hawaiian language that musters the strengths of the fighting Gods that will help give you energy from the surrounding shrubbery. Intimidation is key, just do crazy shit.
 
Ya there is a little bone underneath your sternum right there, kinda U shaped. If it gets hit too hard it can snap off and puncture your lungs and kill you. Gotta be careful when giving cpr and the heimlich maneuver for that same reason.
 
Yeah man, that's serious shit. People can die after CPR if your break it (if you do CPR right, it breaks) it floats around inside you and can puncture a lung, your heart, anything.

aka, not fucking cool.
 
damn jon i already told you dont worry about it!! i wont let it happen dude. calm down

and guys this has to do with a girl aka my cousin who im very close with basicly this kid is a jealous fucker (the kid who wants to fight jon obviosuly). jon you know i wont let it happen, and if it does you know the rest.... just chill out. but IF it does happen just step out of the way, worst comes to worst stomp on his knee that is if its planted lol

 
BE scared out of your mind. if you do not fear him he will destroy you.

Nothing is too dirty. kick him in the face, punch him in the balls.

Do not stop untill someone else stops you, beat him with every ounce of energy in your body.

Ducking punches works very well, then come up hard, go for the nose.

Head butts a extremely effective, dont let him land a hook on your temple.

If he is choking you reach back and fin his face. poke your finger into his eye as hard as you can.

Bite him if you have to.

You're going to get hit, ignore it. He wants to hurt you and you can't let him.
 
dude the kid doesnt no how to fight hes a choir nerd that would never touch a fly hes jsut tryin to be a bad ass now for some reason becuz jon got the girl and this kid didnt. its lame.

but ne ways IT ISNT GONNA HAPPEN
 
somebody told me this when I was young, and I never forgot it: The thumb is the weakest part of the hand. If you are in close with him, or dodge a punch, and have the opportunity to grab his hand, isolate the his thumb, and as hard as you can start twisting. If done right you'll completely immobilize him, like someone else said, unless he wants a broken arm he wont move. Done right, you could potentially twist, and break in order: thumb, wrist, elbow, and shoulder. But dont focus solely on the twisting method. Just remember if you have any hand-to-hand contact, get the thumb, andyou'll have control over his hand. conversely...protect your thumbs...
 
just grapple him around a little then get him on the ground and sit on his chest and ask him if he's done, if he dosent say yes slap him and ask him againuntil he says yes.
 
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