Fighting Tips?

Alpine3

Alpine3

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haha this kid wants to fight me casue i called him a cheater in poker lol and he doesn't take complaments well haha so he wants to fight me really bad.. now i know i can beat his ass i was jsut wondering if anyone had any wresling or fighting tips that always works for them...

 
i had a dream that i beat the shit out of a kid with a bat, but when i punched him it did nothing.

 
why do you keep typing haha?

its not funny

my tip is to have a friend film it. im putting a fight video together so make sure to send it on over once u kick his ass.

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if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

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Kick him in the nuts

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"When I'm horny like thirsty, She's a bottle of water."
 
Hit him harder than he hits you, and duck. dive. dip. dodge.

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sniff a couple lines beforehand, you will win without question.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
 
let him swing first...its probably gonna be with his right hand...dodge it to the left...nail him after he has followed through

he wont be able to defend it

 
He will most likely throw a haymaker as his first punch, most people make this mistake. All you have to do is dodge this first punch. He will be off balance, then you start swinging and you don't stop.

Derek
 
or learn to box.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

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HighFive boxing doesn't win street fights. It definetly helps but it doesn't win them.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
^ yeah, i bet your straight out of compton

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Go back to playing with your pussy you little bitch.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
its funny becasue the kid keeps talking shit about me behined my back about how he really wants to kick my ass and how he really thinks he can take me when whenever i see him she is all pussyish and won't talk to me..

 
If you punch him in the throwt (sp), it will wind him for 30 secs, then pump the shit out of him.

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don't punch him in the throat. how would you feel when you crack his trachea? yeah. like a fucking moron. then you get your ass sued. then you go to jail, but then you might get lucky and meet martha stuart. shes the only female that wants to be your 'girlfriend', so you might get off easy. maybe not. dude. just don't punch him in the throat.

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if you want to really fuck someone up, get that roll of pennies packed in your fist and throw a hardcore uppercut into his nose smamming the nasal bones back into his brain causing an instant death.

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You have to know that in a fight, EVERYTHING goes. So yes kicking him in the balls, punching in the eye, throat, that's all good! Just keep your composure because you are going to be tired out to nothing very quickly.

 
throat punching hurts... you could throw a fist full of sand at him when he comes at you too.. he can't help but cover his eyes,, then headbutt him in the nose and watch the blood pour

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Bart: Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac!," and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?

Homer: Yeah.

Bart: Will you teach me how to do that?

Homer: Sure, boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. And then when he's lying down on the ground,...

Bart: Yeah.

Homer: Kick him in the ribs.

Bart: Yeah.

Homer: Step on his neck.

Bart: Yeah.

Homer: And run like hell.

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"When I'm horny like thirsty, She's a bottle of water."
 
watch the fight scene in rocky 5

"if I said I was the best i would be boasting if i said I wasn't I would be lying" Bruce Lee
 
take off your shirt, and spank his face with your fists.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
hit him right in the jugular....or wait for him to swing...give him a job with your opposite hand becasue then he will have exposed that side of his face...when he will stumble backwards or shake it off...as soon as he takes any attention off what you are doing drop him with a strong right hook nd make sure you fallow through with it so he falls down...then just ask him if he really wants to continue....

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haha, funny. Its alright your not "from the streets".

But you should take off your shirt if your sure your going to beat the shit out of him. you will look that much more bad-ass

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^ but i'm sure he's at least been in a fight that lets him know that there is no "boxing" in a fist fight. or not usually...

anyways, what i like to do is wait for the big right from him, it will probably come and if he wants to "kick your ass" he'll deffinately lead with it... so keep your hands up, block it, and do a huge cross-over with your left hand right across his jaw. NEVER let up until hes on the ground not moving or he is unconcious, because when people start to lose they get desperate, and it leads to pain for you, even if you end up winning. hit him fast, and alot, always pay attention for a good time to hit, and once you see an opening, take it. whatever you do is dont try to push his hands down and punch him, but if the does that to you, move quick and hit him hard. take him to the ground if you can, put your shoulder into his hip and grab one leg or both behind the knee or at the side, put alot of pressure on him, lift him up and take him to the ground as hard as you can, but dont hurt yourself doing it. once he's on the ground pin his arms with your knees and hit him in the face till someone pulls you off, he goes unconcious, or stops struggling. thats usually a good rule of thumb to know that you won.

remember to keep your jaw down, hands up, and keep moving.

 
1080Chubs first time I ever hear that street fight is only fist fights. I guess you have been/seen so many street fights that all of them are with your fists and not bats, knees to the face and etc. But what would I know about a street fights, it's all about fist fighting after all. And that is why it's called "street fight" and not a boxing match you tools.

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okay kingshit, i have seen/been in a few, its not even cool, they arent something you want to brag about.

but does this kid really sound like he's going to be using bats? seriously... always use whatever you can get your hands on but i dont think its gonna be that brutal dude

 
buwahahaha..."then pump the shit out of him" he wants to fight him not fuck him!

Stay calm, play defense, then wait for an opening. Also will most likely end up on the ground (99% of fights do) that is where your jujitsu comes in handy...learn some.

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Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that.
 
if you want to immobolize him real quick, just give him a shot right in the side of the ribs. not on the kidneys but up higher like under the pitt and below and tit. this will knock the fucken wind out of him and he'll more than likely hunch down and grab his side leaving you an open oppurtunity to knock him the fuck out

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My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
Thank you for proving my point that fights do not always include fists and that shit can happen. And that is why I said boxing helps, but it doesn't necessarily means you will win because you know how to box. Damn you people.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
oh for sure, i totally agree, theres no rules in fighting, do whatever you have to do to win, i was just saying that this sounds like a jr. high "i want to show i'm tougher than you" fist fight.

 
^his link was bad, see if this one works

http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=162809

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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
just don't hit him in the face with a crutch like i did and crack his skull open (i was disabled, and still kicked his ass), you'll end up with a battery ticket and it really sucks

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
 
slap him in the face and run away. that'll get respect.

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt

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or just smile and act natural, then sucker punch him

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt

- g-punit*steezer
 
definitly

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Only scumbags kick in the balls. And The only kids i know who really street fight are in gangs so it will most likely be a fist fight



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have a bottle of mase ready spray him then beat the shit out of him

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Punch him right in the fucking adams apple, it will either kill him or he will choke for a while.

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