Fight Today at School.. A true underdog story.

spudz

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Okay, it all started, Kevin ferris was being a total duche ( DOOSH ) He obviously likes disrespecting people because hes got a cool older brother! OMG. K. Well From what Ive seen he likes sticking matts hat down his pants and rubbing his genitalia with it, okay...lets make this quick.. Calvin HUCKS his cellphone at the wall.. it shatters but lets rewind.. this is after the kid says 'i want my phone to break..so i can get a new one' and if you think its a brand new phone...its broken already... the screen is F'd up. K, well it shatters. haha. If you were looking at the rised section, you would notice it, he threw it pretty damn high... and at the wall. K well, ofcourse, weve thrown stuff before so we just do the drill.. we get up and run away DUH. K well. The kid is behind calvin..he pushes him into a pile of bookbags...but lets pause

Kevin Ferris = probably about 220 pounds, pure pothead muscle ( fat )

Calvin Morett = Probably about 130, pure skinny man. If you know calvin.. hes white. and skinny.

But anyone thats fat should know you have momentum on your advantage. ( obviously disproved today )

K, he pushes him.. he falls, gets back up.. looks at him, pauses..... left hook RIGHT in the hids frontal facial area...about the tip of nose and mouth area.. ( bloody ) It was bloody all right, i got some on my freaking shoe and pants.. asshole bleeds on my shoe.. what a dumb.. K, fights over from there basically, but not really. The kid, hug tackles my man C doggy. After pulling off that nasty punch he is upgraded from C doggy..to somthing more meaningful. But we will get to that later.. This kids face is bloody, tackle hugs calvin, the roll down a set of stairs, wide btw ( by the way ) and about 5 stairs mayble, its not steep either, generally a gradual slope. K the roll, calvin ends up underneath Kevin, Kevin still in the on ground fighting position, you know where he lays on him. Gives calvin a few hits to the head ( i talked with him, he didnt feel it..) Which is what i thought, he didnt have much power with it. But hell, im not going to blame that on him...... K 2 hits to the head... Im thinking by the way im about a foot away from everything that just happened. Im thinking, wow, basically calvin is getting smothered by him + 90 pounds of excess body weight. So this is where I jump into friend mode and not gawking spectator. I get the kid on calvin In a head lock and pull him off of him, and push him away, i see his face, bloody as SHIIIAT. K so i notice a red blotch on calvins face ( not blood ) and i look at the kid, OMG WHATSUP PWNT. So we leave the door and in rushes 2 teachers, we just walk past him and the send the other kid to the nurse. Then 2 teachers come and talk to us, 1 says hes proud of me for breaking it up, then the other asks what happens to calvin.. blah blah. yep.. K.... All in all They both get 3 days Out of School Suspension ( mini spring break again? ) haha idk, and they have to have a meeting with each other and their parents.. Which Im not going to give away anything about whats going to happen there, basically my man is gonna embarrass the shiiat out of the kid by telling him why he deserved to have what happened to him. ( punch in face ) ( Lose Fight ) ( -Popularity )..aka the whole spit in drink pear genital hat stuff...

DAMAGE

Calvin .... His glasses rubbed up against his skin, glasses bent a little.

Other Kid... face = bloody.. cell phone = broken.... what a shitty day for him.

I was there the whole time , i saw all of this start to finish. i am the only credible source of this fight...IF YOU DISAGREE ILL PUNCH U IN THE FACE.

LESSON

Dont be a dick boy, and you wont get punched in a face.

It would of happened... It was inevitible.

And lets learn from this!

Who do you think should of won...email me at mak105@hotmail.com

friends with kevin?

www.igotpunchedinthegrill.net/whatsupigotowned
 
Thank you, and yes, ive been told that many times today because i told the story ALOT today.. I suck at life basically.
 
to bad you suck at typing and your a horrible story teller. it might have been good if i could understand what you were trying to say
 
that could have been an awesome story and it probably was, but i couldn't understand anything
 
Wait your in my schooL?

If you are..its on the raised section of the lunch room, looking @ it from the non raised section its the top right corner.
 
i think kevin should have won because his older brother is so fucking good at skiing. i think i saw him do a 180° the other day!!! but yea corEy you are teds moses
 
sick, im glad that fucker got his ass kicked.

he definitely deserved it (from this point of view anyway)
 
Seriously, you should probably practice in front of a mirror or something and stop fucking typing K. You only used it about 50 fucking times. Other than that, if I were you I would've helped out my friend and gotten in the fight instead of putting him in a headlock.
 
was K supposed to mean kevin or did u just feel like typing the letter sometimes. I have to admit it is a pretty sweet letter but lay off bro. I would have fucked both those douches up neway.
 
haha i quit. and wtf you guys are dumb K means like OKAY... HOLLLYYYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
 
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