Ferret Feasts on Fully Grown Fetus's Fingers

[FBGM]

http://www.kansascity.com/2011/06/15/2953267/parents-of-child-injured-by-ferret.html

Sparknotes: So apparently this couple in Kansas left their 4-month old baby alone in a room, trapped, with a viscous ferret that had a taste for human flesh. The ferret ate seven of the babies fingers and when the dad got home after a night of binge drinking and domestic violence he threw the ferret at a washing machine, killing it instantly.

The ferret is buried in the Kansas City Public Cemetary.

 

[PagesHouse]

OH MY GOD!! Hahahhahah I'm sorry for laughing but WHATATTTT!?!?!

 

[PagesHouse]

Meh I laughed after reading the sparknotes but after reading the actual article now I feel bad.

 

[SPskier543]

There was another ferret incident awhil back where it ate a babies fingers, nose, ears, and eyes or something like that. Ferrets are awful

 

[PON3]

I live in Kansas City and been hearing this on the news allll the time.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

for a drunk guy that was a pretty solid idea to kill a ferret

 

[BuSkiz]

that's rough

 

[hendriab]

at least hes stil got the thumbs, thats the big one...

 

[SeanTom]

ugh, this is disturbing. i hope the charges go through

 

[Bart.Man]

Holy shit! Thats insane. And thats absurd that they didn't give the damn thing away after it had bitten the baby twice already!

 

[ForrestW]

i dont think it would be considered a fetus at that point

 

[FBGM]

Right, that's where the fully grown part comes in.

 

[ForrestW]

fetus is by definition, unborn. but who gives a shit thats a crazy story and reminds me of how it seems some people love their pets more than their children and its no good.

 

[p-fo]

I'm surprised the dad could pick up and throw something so viscous.

 

[dreadyboy]

Yeah, why couldn't you have just said baby? I thought it like burrowed up in there or someone just left a fetus lying around.

 

[FBGM]

I'm not retarded, I'm an up and coming poet. Leave me alone.

 

[nneth_time]

Is it just a coincidence that this is an alliteration?

 

[dreadyboy]

Heard of it, in one ear out the other.

Fuckin hate english class, so glad I'm done.

 

[artfullydodged]

I had the same reaction. Although i still think its funny that they included what appliance he threw the ferret against, why is that important?!

 

[hot.pocket]

I read the thread title and thought...

"This can't be real there are too many words that start with F for this to be legit"

But I had to click anyway...stupid ferret stupid dad.