FERN FONK!!!!

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kevywevy

Active member
where are you?!?!?!?!?!?!

someday im gonna marry that man and have his children

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Fern Fonk!!!!
 
those are the stupidest commercials, actually they are funny in a stupid way.

i thought it was vern fonk, oh well

-Grant

Chicken Wang?

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
yeah it is verb fonk. those comercials are the best. does anyone remember the one a few years ago when the stoners are sitting on the the couch, and they talk about their camaro with glass packs. that is what america is all about.

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Right on... I said right on, what else do you want?
 
you kids can't spell.....V-E-R-N. not fern, not verb. Vern Fonk. 'IRON MAIDEN!!!' haha, and the dancing one, what the fuck was that?!? kevin, they're still around. the commercials are only on at like 2 in the morning though

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
i can spell, i just can't type. N and B are real close together. sorry.

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I'm out like a deaf kid in a game of musical chairs.
 
yup it is Vern Fonk. mine bad. i don't know what i was thinking. meh. i guess i'll have to go change my signiture.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Fern Fonk!!!!
 
I liked the one where he rapped and there was GLADE spray aroma and an Escalade. That was tite yo.

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
yeah, thats without a doubt the best one. i haven't seen that when i've been totally coherant (half asleep) so I don't really remember much, other than it was really funny.

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be aware, ski with care
 
MEERRII. KRREEESTMAAASSS. HAAAPI. HOOONAAKKKAA. quAAANzA!

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
shut up rowen!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
Haha, i just saw his new one, VERNPRANOS. The fat guy falling out of the car trunk with his mouth duct-taped was the best part.

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
i dunno but i think they are the funniest commercials ever the one with the escalade is the best lol.

Go Big and Die!
 
you im rollin up shizzy in my escalade//

spraying glade//

somethin-somethin-somethin-ade//

*dancing*

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
im so fucking ripped i need a band aid.

why the fuck do you guys keep bringing back these old ass threads?

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
^ yeah i agree. I wonder if we could get harvey to like clear out ALL the threads in the washington forum. and like start all over you know? Try to keep the threads at least SOMEWHAT relavant, and leave the other stupid shit for the ski gabber, or whatever its called. Its been so long since I've left my washington cacoon.

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be aware, ski with care
 
haha, we have like 12000 of the 35000 regional posts in here. and 95 precent of them are of kevin and sean bitching.

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
not true, most of them are you rowen being a whiney little bitch.

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be aware, ski with care
 
Gross, did anyone see that guys new one? Its so sick, the guy come in wanting insurance and he has a huge inch wide whitehead on his forhead, and then they start talking and all and the guy gets approved, and then the guy behind the desk gos 'im sorry, i just...' and reaches over and pops it off camera and white shit goes everywhere, its nasty as hell.

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^Rowen^

Grinding planetary rings would be incredibly difficult, not the least for which because there is no surface per se to slide on, and the collisions of the pieces of asteroid, dust and ice in the ring would make an environment that would not be pleasant. Your blood would first boil in the vacuum of space, leaving you so incapacitated that you could not maintain sufficient balance if there was a surface to grind, and then the temperature would freeze your skin, shatter your eardrums and sever your optical nerves because your watery eyeballs would freeze and then shatter. In the next split second, hundreds of particles of dust, ice and rock smaller than the size of this comma ',' would rip through your ski coat and body, instantly killing you. Your body would then still float about getting cut to shreds by the fragments until it is crushed between two colliding pieces of debris, eg two asteroids within the ring, which would grind your frozen body and regrettably snap your boards, boots and bindings, into dust to float around and become part of the massive debris fields that are the rings of Jupiter.
 
vern fonk scares the crap out of me, almost as much as flynn, the big guy

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