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Capurnicus

Capurnicus

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God dammit, girls are soooooo fucking hot. I mean seriously, think about it. I sit down and watch Tv and when Sarah Jessica Parker comes on and shakes her fine hips at me, I have to get up out of my seat and just say ' fuck...girl's are sooo hot.' And it's not even in a horny, sense, I promise. That's different. This is just like mind blowing. I mean, jesus. There's nothing like looking at a beautiful woman. It's the most beautiful thing you could ever look at.

Take the pelvis bone. You guys know what i'm taking about. I'm talking about that point on the hips. The way you can see that bone on either side when a girl is wearing a low pair of jeans or a bathing suit. I mean, just that is enough to drive me out of my mind.

How about that space above the but? You guys know what I'm talking about, the bending down to pick up the ball at mini golf and the shirt comes up whoa bam what just happened that's the sexiest thing crap why is she standing back up one. I mean that little space where it's not back, but it's not butt. It's just nice. And there are two little indents. Those are nice.

But like what about the colar bone? One of those sweet, inoocent colar bones can leave me dazed for days, possibly even weeks, just kinda wondering what to do next. I mean nothing really comes close to saying beautiful than the colar bone.

I could go on for ever with those little pieces of hair and noses, little feets, and stomachs. I just don't know how to say other than ' Girls are fucking hot.'

- Patrick·patproductions.com

Looks like rain to me.
 
You had sex didn't you.

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sounds to me to be the opposite ... sexual starvation has caused this state he is in. No insults intented, I've gone through the same. After a few months without any, it got bad. :(

Micheal Earl Willard
 
alright.... that was the worst fucking post ever man....

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i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
Is this post from the future or something?

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
ill bone you capurnacus...at least you have a form of appreciation for the female body.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
It may seem weird.......but I think armpits are sexy as hell. And I love belly buttons too. And backs....ohhhhhh....damn I love backs. Especially the little not-back/ass part previously mentioned.

I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
 
GENIOIUS

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-kamikaze

 
i feel ya on the hip bones...

-The Dr.-

Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

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holy shit, when a guy even touches my hips, im his. thats my number 1 hot spot.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
Yeah the little diagonal lines formed by stomach muscles that come out and up just above the hip bones are the shit.

I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
 
^you know what im talking about

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
naw, my favourite thing about chicks is that they're smooth everywhere, it's nice

I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan...

and I'm in-no-cent till my guilt is pro-ven!

 
I like their tummies (yes, tummmy, not stomach) when it isnt all 6 pack and gross but more that little indent down the middle. Also, the backs of legs. Mostly it's hair. Sexy hair is such a turn on.

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'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces'

-lateralis

You know our country is fucked when the best golfer is a black guy, the best rapper is a white guy, and it is led by three guys named bush, dick, and colon. Oh ya, also when your president wasnt actually elected.

It's getting close

(i dont know what)

 
soft skin, like when you a touch a girl anywhere on their body and they're all soft and smooth, drives me fuckin crazy everytime

you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.

apE
 
yeah, that softness/smoothness is just rad

I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan...

and I'm in-no-cent till my guilt is pro-ven!

 
I like the two dimpels you get at the bottom of the spine just above the ass. When a girl has those its so dam sexy!!

GIRLS ARE HOT!.

Beautiful statement

 
It's all about soccer chicks man. Nice hard stomach but still smooth at the same time. Just very perfect bodies in my opinion.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
sarah jessica parker.....blech. complete butterface. you ever seen a movie called Mask with cher in it? she could have doubled for Rocky in that one

 
i love the diagonal lines under her stomach as well, wow. so hot. and a nice flat stomach, with a pierced, yet not slutty belly button ring that i can play with, its awesome.

wow i miss my girlfriend.

-Joel

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride

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'I figure excessive drinking got me into this mess, excessive drinking can damn well get me out of it again.' -J.D._May
 
^Yeah i know what you mean. you get those on guys as well. I also like backs. Nice slender shoulders moving down to slender hips. SO NICE and SO feminine. I really appreciate a nice female body. Its shallow i know but they are great!

 
too bad you have this weird prude attitude about showing tummies and shoulders in public (or atleast in schools)

great appreciation

i miss my girlfriend

EUROPE KICKS ASS
 
Personally its all in the ass and the legs for me...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
^mate you have it there. Im all over nice ass's and legs. But theres other things to look at and apprecate as well. Its funny no ones mentioned faces yet tho.

 
The reason why no one has mentioned a face is because thats common sense, if you aint got no face you dont have anything....

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
HAIR, tummy, hips, and breasts and ass. seriosuly when you have a nice swell of the breasts its soo crazy. and yes softness and collar bones are huge

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real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns

-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF
 
Ah because of this thread I literally spent an hour on and off admiring this girls legs in my class. She is a figure skater, now that is a perfect body.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
I didint read anything people said in this thread. Haha yeah your right, girls are fucking hott...but then there are some that are just plain fucking ugly. There are some girls that i just cant take my eyes off of, because they are just mind blowingly hot.

I want it to snow.
 
this thread is by far the most horny, yet acceptable thread that ive ever read on ns.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
this thread is maing me feel good about my body, but at the same time its making me lonely because no one has held me in such a long time. i love it when i am out with a guy and he puts his hand/ arm around my hips, or laying in bed rests his head on my staoche or breasts. i love it when a guy caresses my ass, like nothing bad or kinky, just sensual, like laying on my stomache in bed and just watching tv caressesing my ass, just cute, makes me feel hot and good about my body

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
I like it. it's making me feel slightly better about myself...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
yea yesterday i was talking to a guy whos in my chem sem. class and he was telling me how good i smelled and how amazing my ass looked, you guys might feel weird telling girls complements, but we love it, most guys are like i don't wanna sound weird saying this but you looked good kinda thing, tell us, we LOVE IT

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
for me it's all about the way their lips and teeth and the way they smile and how their lips and tongue move when they talk, and the sound of their voice and the way they kiss.....yeah

and they smell good and most of their feet aren't ugly

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
I'll hold you skiboardingbitch. That's one of my favorite things to do with a girl. All the things you said.

I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
 
..wow.. i cant believe this post, i feel cool now, i thought i was the only one who appreciate the woman's body besides the titties and pussy.. i can just stare at a girls legs or pretty much any part of the body and go crazy for them

~Bon Bons

Ridonkulous Productions

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i love that soft spot on the top of a girls head before she reaches 3 months...

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//BANDITS//

//KAW RAW//

'last night i had to go back about ten pages just to masturbate to the hot girl thread. it was terrible. I went limp before I finally found it'. - davidh
 
she has to have some lips too

my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

-lateralis

 
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