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Krongos

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yeah so i was on a bus in burlington and this really hot girl gets on, like really hot. anyway, this guy says to her 'do i know you from somewhere?' obvious line, and she bites and starts talking to him, what the fuck? i gotta try those lame ass lines more often

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
what if he knew her from somewhere?

Darryl Hunt

'We don't believe in McDonalds, we are against everything McDonalds does... ..We go to Burger King.' Fat Mike
 
yah uh yeah.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
It's all pretty simple. You saw hot chick. You just drooled at hot chick. The other guy saw hot chick. And then said something to said hot chick, which initiated a conversation. Ally ou need to do is start speaking with them, and it all builds from there. That's the whole concept behind thos obvious lines.

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
 
or ya just get maximum slappage on ya noggin

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*I love Matty Enns*

#Cut the Jibba Jabba fool! Start skiing!#
 
You won''t get slapped for saying, 'Do i know you' If you get slapped for saying that, you stumbled upon an abusive slut-fucker.

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
 
ya, i figured this out recently. instead of standing on the other side of the room thinking 'man i really wanna piece of that chick,' go to over and talk to her. 9 times outta 10 you will get some action.

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
 
i dunno about 9 times out of 10, but usually they aren't enough bitches just to ignore you, and if they are then you wouldn't want to talk to them anyways

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
yes, but maybe he goes after the ones that noone else goes after - that way he's almost gaurentee'd action... i got a friend like that - some of you may know him as Paul. yea - he's dirty...

and for some reason he scored a hot(ish) girlfriend and he still cheats on her with nasty bitches (and she don't dump him for it... it baffles me)

Darryl Hunt

'We don't believe in McDonalds, we are against everything McDonalds does... ..We go to Burger King.' Fat Mike
 
Some girls are just as shy as you guys are! And lots of us have issues with self confidence, so if a guy shows any kind of interest in us, we're stoked. So when you see a girl you're interested in, talk to her!

 
yeah, i talk to everyone! it doenst amtter if they are hot, ugly, guy or girl, then u can decide who is cool and who u want to hang out with, and whop are little bitches who u should never talk to again.

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I write messages on money.

It's my own form of social protest.

A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy, passed indiscriminately across race, class and gender lines, and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive.

A quiet little hijacking on the way to the check-out counter.

And a federal crime.

I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it, like I do.

'You are not a slave'
 
I hate that shit though, you wanna talk to them, then i say the dumbest thing ever. I get so pissed off at myself. I don't even know why i choke, i just get nervous i guess. It's funny, just about everyone here will hurl themselfs off cliffs, jumps, and jump off of about anything into water, do crazy shit, yet the first few lines to say to a girl can be nerve racking. After a few sentences, all is well, its those first words.

You will crash and burn before you fly
 
that's cause when you're drunk you say somethin even more stupid, you just don't think it is at the time

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than sensi, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
It all depends on what type of mood I'm in. Sometimes boozeahol can affect my mood though...

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-Dan

''Condoms are for pirates! Condoms are for pirates!''

 
i find getting bombed and getting up in a girls face and breathing on her hair makes them go crazy, I love it when my aunt does that to me. Or just go up and slap there ass and be like 'hey, you're so beautiful'

Fwqwhgads!

The only member of the 'Early Riser Coffee Club'

 
it's all about the confidence. and don't be afraid to get rejected.

here is a do and a don't

crying when girl rejects your offer to dance = don't

after she rejects you, ask her friends = do!!!

'i hope nothing like that ever calls my name'

ya had to be there!
 
just whip your cock out and stand next to a chick. when she looks over just say 'hey, it ain't gonna suck itself'....works every time...

'i hope nothing like that ever calls my name'

ya had to be there!
 
I could go up to a girl and start a conversation, but i tend to numb up after about 1 minute. I stress out for no reason at all. If it's someone that i like, then i feel all this pressure to be funny or interresting or something....then my mind just goes blank and i have nothing to say. That's why booze is my best friend while meeting people...i can relax enough to talk to them. Once i get to know someone and i'm comfortable around them, then i'm fine.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
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