Female names for a car

vaginasmaximus

pussy

pussy footer

pussy fucker

bitch

cum guzzler

'get back in the kitchen'

hoe

tramp

whore

cindy

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo

My girlfriend wants to experiment with 'doggy style' because regular stance is becoming boring. The only problem is that she's really small and I think I'm too big to really give it to her. I'm 25 and she's 11 years old. What should I do?? - some newb
 
my sister named my car thug mansion when it was hers (its an old, retarded, white mercedes benz) and my friends all call it memories. cause apparently it has alot of memories in it?

i call it Satan. the fucking car is the bane of my existance. the car alarm goes off constantly so i usually dont lock it anymore. the sooner its stolen the better. come get it if you want it.

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
boo hoo you;

vaginasmaximus

pussy

pussy footer

pussy fucker

bitch

cum guzzler

'get back in the kitchen'

hoe

tramp

whore

I'm so sorry that you are stuck with a benz

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo

My girlfriend wants to experiment with 'doggy style' because regular stance is becoming boring. The only problem is that she's really small and I think I'm too big to really give it to her. I'm 25 and she's 11 years old. What should I do?? - some newb
 
my car is call "my car"

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
 
my dads tl is mandy. i need to name mine

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and saint paul did approch the rail and the lord did say "hit it you pussy". and saint paul did hit the rail and the lord was pleased
 
yolanda

~~~~~~~~~~~~I HAVE PSW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!

Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
 
my friend has a little silver gti, and he calls it the milinium falcon, so when i got in an accident and totalled a car with my truck, and i just need a new bumper, my truck became the STAR DESTROYER.

 
i drive a mazda navajo. but its true name is pocahontas

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get
 
my buddies Corolla is Natalie

my sisters Liberty is Slick

my Xterra is Giget aka TRBLMRKK

my moms Explorer is Exploder

my best friends van is the flying barn or the swamp monster

Couple good friends, couple cold beers, couple HUGE puddles all equal a wicked night on the farm...

Thank god for the country
 
When I get a car...she will be called "Valentine".

-Matt Hollman

Get Down - Enhanced Media

Teaser - http://www.sasfilms.com/video/7088-movie.
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but i usualy call it the WRX or werex hehe i love it

SWAMP MONSTER HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! FLYING BARN HAHAH

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TWIN TIP MAFIA
 
ya i need one too, i think of pornstar names

jenna

kate

tiffiny

brianna

victoria

arieal

i cant decide i think im goin with tiffiny

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
my friends van is Ivans..his dads tahoe is boris..and my passat is richard..reeeshaard

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witty cent is now live on stage!
 
The Van is called "The Van" (Wow)

The car is called, the black one

if I had a car i would name it Tiger Woods.

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Trying is the first step towards failure
 
we also had a Black Betty and a White Lighting for a while but Black Betty had an untimely accident

yes the Van is called "The Flying Barn" cause when your flying down the 400 hwy nad its drifting left and right from the wind... and the swamp monster is what it is after we launch the boat adn its covered in boat launch slime!

Couple good friends, couple cold beers, couple HUGE puddles all equal a wicked night on the farm...

Thank god for the country
 
cunt

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
Yeah I call my jeep "the jeep"

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I have a white XTerra and her name is Sadie.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
You are right. I meant......Why in the Hell would you name a car?

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Triple shot of 'nac with a chaser of bong water

 
I used to have an Mitsubishi Eclipse I had it named "Tank" considering the things that it went through.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
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