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NoTeefa

NoTeefa

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Alright, so say you're at this party and you're flirting with this girl and she's hella flirting with you back. Somtime in the conversation she mentions she has a boyfriend.

What does that mean? What does she want?

Should you keep hitting on her and try to get somewhere? or should you just leave her alone and go after a different girl?

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.

~mommy~
 
you gotta say something back to see how serious she is with her 'boyfriend' say something like yeah ive got a girlfriend too but were kinda on a break right now and exploring other possibilities

 
aoe, that is smooth, haha.......im gonna try that next time. That is the worst though when your talking to some girl, and your like, she's awsome, then the, oh yea, my boyfriend comes up.

You will crash and burn before you fly
 
Tell her you have a boyfriend too, that'll fix her I bet.

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-Dan

'An object at rest cannot be stopped!'

 
dont tell her you have a gf if you dont.

cause if you say you do and that you are just on a break or some shit, if you and this new girl eventually get together she will remember that you mad talk to other girls and shit while you are still technically going out with someone, not a good way to have her remember you.

make sense?

i say talk her up, then go talk with your buddies but make it blatently obvious that you are looking at and talking about that girl with your friends.

if she likes you enough she will come talk to you and then you know your in there.

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
 
say that you are a secret agent in disguise, or even better, a lawyer.

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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
say her boyfriends an asshole and he doesnt deserve her. 'I have a boyfriend' = save me from the boring jerk I'm dating.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
it means that you don't have any posts any more...hahahahaha

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
to youthinasia, it might also mean

i have a boyfriend = im just having a good time and i will eventually chew you up and spit you up and then move on

 
i'd just ask her who he is and if hes bigger than you i'd back away but if its a little guy then screw her brains out.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
The words you are looking for are 'shut up bitch, make me a sandwich'

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
her having a boyfriend is only a minor detail, if she wants it u better god damn give it to her

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
yeah fuck her having a boyfriend unless he is some crazy dude who can kick the shit out of you, if not, fuck her if she wants it

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
if theres a goalie in the net, you can still score

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
 
say, 'so do i'

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

 
ignore the boyfriend comment. unless its real serious, she'll probably hook up with you anyway.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
Fuck her if she wants it? Fuck that noise, fuck her whether she wants it or not.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
Haha Jay, you're horrible! You're just mad because you didn't get to see your friend try on bikinis the other day. ;) I'm playin', hehe!

 
lol Jay. tie her down?

if she has a boyfriend, and goes to TAKE YOU TO SEE HIM, run away like i did at 6 Flags when i saw these 3 chicks' boyfriends, me and my friends ran into some carnie stand when the girls were turning around with their boyfriends. they boys were ACTUALLY 17, when i was 14, SAYING i was 17.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
hm, well if she's flirting w/you a shitload and says she has a boyfriend...screw the boyfriend and go for her anyway.

marian
 
if your a good guy then youll stay away. unless she blatelently(sp) wants to get on you, then its her fault if she cheats on her boyfriend but dont take advantage of her. i dont like cheating. but if she is going for it, what the hell

.::Jenny::.

Life can't get any better....

'I don't see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing'
 
i got one, what if some chick puts on your clothes and then makes it really obvious to you that she has em on and stuff, so does that mean she wants you to take them off her too?

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
drop a roofie in her drink and take advantage of her anally. then bang her mom too

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
ummm....yes. yes she does

Wachusett Ripper Crew

'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
 
No Sarah, I'm upset that she wouldn't sleep with me on the mattresses in the middle of the mall. They were practically calling out names.

Cody, ALWAYS carry handcuffs.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
fuck me then, i missed out on some really hot chick

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
that sucks...remember that next time though

Wachusett Ripper Crew

'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
 
shit i will remember it

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
I have been going out with this girl for 7 months now. Its been great and still is. At a party last saturday, some dude wa trying to get with her even though she kept telling this guy to fuck off. I got to the party about 2 hours after this had happened. Now my right has 3 broken nuckels because I found out..

Moral of the story... If she has a girlfriend... leave her be cuz if she was ur girlfriend you wouldnt want some queer loser hitting on her with you not around, weather she was into it or not. Theres a million and ten brods to bang out there, dont harp on a taken one my man.

Hope this helps.

Peace.

Iñ§tïgã†õ®
 
^i woulda punched the bitch too.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Proud supporter of the Axis of Evil.

 
Na man. My girl was tellin him to fuckin get lost, but the stupid fucker just wouldnt back up. Not her bad that the guy was that fuckin dense. His buddy came to me yesterday actually, and he was said this guy wanted him to tell me to watch my back... not very intimidated from a guy that has a fresh mangled face from our last visit on saturday... But we'l see what happens.

Iñ§tïgã†õ®
 
just straight up ask her if she wants to get freaky. It suprisingly works pretty good most of the time.

~Jameson~

'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand, so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teaming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti.'
 
youthinasia funny one... hha

.::Jenny::.

Life can't get any better....

'I don't see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing'
 
sounds like she has a boyfriend...but still wants you...is her name nicky? just do it.

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
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