F'cking Jury Duty

Gonzoskier

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I just got sellected for Jury Duty again. I am only 24 and have been selected 2 times. i heard that some people never get selected in their lives. anyone else out there ever get selected?
 
ive never gotten selected which is nice. hey at least you get that $7 a day woot woot!
 
i dont think jury duty would be all that bad but then again im into that kind of stuff and ive never had to do it but ya thats just wut i think i could be wrong
 
Its actually pretty interesting, plus your employer has to pay you and you get the day off. Im 23 and have been selected 4 times since i was 18 (only had to go twice) You usually get outta there by noon anyway. Unless you get picked for the case, just act sketchy and they'll toss you off the jury. Its not too bad. Free paid day off of work and you might actually learn somethin about our court systems
 
that sucks my mom had to do that once..she said she knew one of the people in the case so she didnt have to gue jury duty lol.
 
actually it is 12.50 a half day or 25 a full plus .10 for millage. when i went before i got cut before noon so yea i guess it will not be that bad if i don't get picked, i just don't want to get picked........
 
do what someone above said, act really sketchy and sound pissed at the world, be very prejudicial and biased, then chances are you wont have to do it.
 
I have twice too. first case ended up pleading out second one I did'nt maket the cut. You can get out of it, they send you a form where you can request to be excused.
 
just say your a student and no time for jury duty, thats what my sister did i think. or say you know the people in court
 
you botched the joke

its:

Why cant you trust a jury?

because its made up of 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty
 
i was selected but never had to go. Also my dad got accepted for this lady who supposly stole money from an investment group. He got off the case cause she was his invester.
 
I got selected and they sent me like 3 reminders and i never did anything. That was probly 6 months ago. Anbody know what they can do to me for that?
 
just show up.. say.. nigger jew wop pickkkanenney heeb chink fuck and balls.. then youl be excused.. worked for me and ive been called 2 times
 
What exactly does prejudicial mean? Is the the same as being prejudiced but its changed do pre judicial cuz ur in court?
 
say if the plantif was mexican.. if you got mugged by a beaner the defense would not want you on the jury casue your biased towards mexacans and you would probaly be dissmissed
 
In canada its a pretty sweet deal. I would have to travel to my nearest court, so they pay your hotel, food, gas, and like what your wages are that day. I thought its a pretty sweet deal.
 
i think i would like jury duty. I'm interested in the judicial system though. It floats my boat.
 
I know this is an old thread, but...

just finished serving on a jury and needed to share. I know no one likes reporting and it is a pain to make arrangements for work but, it is a great experience. I was blessed to not really be involved in the court system growing up, so this was one of my first real looks/experiences I have had. The hardest part was not talking to anybody about the crazy stuff that you heard in court and not looking up information about the defendant online. 10/10 would recommend.
 
Been selected 3 times but never showed up and. Nothing has happened because I didn't show either. It's been several years ago too and I haven't been asked since.
 
Still ducking that shit. They stopped sending me things for it. I never filled out the initial thing to register. Kinda glad because I don't really live anywhere, and if they tried to tell me I had to go if I wasn't around, I'd tell them to git facked.

Don't really mind the idea of it. I'm pretty level headed and ditch the jump to conclusions mat that a lot of people seem to rock, but the "Oh well just hit you up some random time and you have to go" sounds like total ass.

Just listening to people on facebook makes me think its a total shitshow. Sucks that a bunch of dumb fucks are the only thing standing between your freedom, and 10 years in a federal pound me in the ass prison. I just picture the gems of society from the walmart parking lot in full degenerate lynch mob forum saying "Fuck the evidence, lets burn him! Yeah burn him!!! yeah!!!"

I need a nap btw.
 
1st time I was selected was for a state I didn't even live in anymore. 2nd time was last year. I made it onto the jury for a manslaughter case. It was a tense 3 days but it was interesting though.
 
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