Favourite/Least favourite spot to get a zit.

BLUMPKING

BLUMPKING

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Personally, i have a love/hate relationship with ear zits. theyre fun to pop but sometimes they just dont wanna, and they get painful.
 
ive had one near the bottom of my dick one time, it hurt to fap, but i kept going till it bled. then i couldnt fap for a couple days, but when i popped it soo much stuff came out it was so worth it.
i also hate them near the sides of my mouth, they always cluster up there, probably cause i eat so much
 
right on the cheekbone. My acne isn't that bad but when I get a zit on my cheekbone you can hear if fuckin pop when I pop it.

That, or any zit that shoots out and hits the mirror when you're doing it.
 
reminds me of a terrible day i had at work.....
christmas rush two days before christmas and working two 15 hour days. So long and such hard work so tired. So anyways, i get home late and all i want to do is have a nice jerk. So i made the mistake at work since the mop ringer outer broke, someones like use your hand, being in the tired who gives a shit mindset, i used my hands to ring out a map with no globes. Dont ask my why, dumbest mistake ever. And this was full of bleach and other nice lceaning goodness. So i get in the shower, hands covered in thsi crap. I soap up think everything is ok. Cant jerk off really idk why so im like shit...my dillz is kinda numb. Look down its all raw the outer skin is all broken up it looks like a porcapine had sex on my dick. Its also bleeding a lot at this poitn all over and it starts hurting so badly. I cant sleep that night and had to work another 15 hour day. Wake up, barely can move. I had to bandaid my dillz with multiple bandaids all day replacing htem constantly because of the bleeding and pain. Was the worst day of my life.
Lesson to be learned....dont fuck with your dick if it hurts. Just stop. I cant stress this enough after going through the rediculous pain i had to go with that day.
 
LOL ringing out maps without globes?

But back on topic, the ones in between your nose and cheek. They always hurt so fucking much and you can't even get at them. Or when they are right on the inside edge of your nostril, the worst when you have a cold.

I got one on my knee one time, ouchy.
 
I get one or two of them everyone few months or so and they're always either right next to, or right below my nose and it's the fucking worst. So unattractive and unnecessarily painful.
 
Haha yeah that got me too.

Worst place is on the edge of you're nose. That shit always hurts. Best is probably in the soul patch spot. Pops no problems.
 
your mistake, you fapped with soap. Soap is meant to clean and is abrasive, so it will always rip your dick up
 
most painful/annoying goes to: armpit zits
the hardest to pop: between nose and cheeks
most juicy: pubic area
 
my favorite to pop are definitely right smack in the middle of my forehead.

the worst are corner of the mouth. they never pop properly and they always stay for too long.
 
i hate ear with a passion the skin is already tight so they hurt so bad. also eyebrow hurts, and corner of the mouth just looks shitty. i don't get a lot of acne but right now i have a huge one on the side of my mouth. it hurts and looks terrible
 
i second this.

also, the fact that no one has yet agreed with this has something to say about the mean age of those on newschoolers...
 
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Back of the neck, pain in the ass.
 
Between my lip and my chin, I always get this one pimple there and my football chinstrap rubs and presses on it ALL practice. Or inside the nose.
 
Between my lip and my chin, I always get this one pimple there and my football chinstrap rubs and presses on it ALL practice. Or inside the nose.
 
i got one last year right on the crease of my elbow. I popped it and like a shit ton of pus came out. It was fucking gross lol.
 
the tiny little ones underneath your eye. When you try to pop them its like a delayed reaction of searing pain
 
ive got a new answer. when theres multiple zits in a concentrated area causing that area to swell very noticably
 
Sounds like hepr again hahaha.

But I digress, who knows.

I keep getting an almost biennial UFO zit between my right brow and the height of my nose. It makes me look like a fucking alien, half the size of my eyeball as it slowly slithers into vision. When it pops, it pops with Tannibal style, Milk Chocolate.
 
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