favourite jackass "stunts"

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marlin_102

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whats your favourite jackass 'stunt' (not entire episode). on the movie i thought the fireworks out of their ass were hilarious and snorting the wasabi was dirty. in season 2 (i think, maybe 3) i thought fat fucks II was also very funny. so whats your favourite 'stunt'

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atomic wedgie

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blah, i donno. i dotn get what wasabi is? why did it make him puke?

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Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
yeha that was crazy. He was like puking and snorting at the same time. ahaha

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yah whats wassabi?

and i thought when he shat his pants was tghe best part. even though that wasnt the original intent of that stunt

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that one was grooo sss

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
jackass is gay. any of the cky movies are better. i got them all and they are all funny as hell and alot funnier than jackass.

 
fuck that stuff, the one where Steve-o and Johny got hit with oranges by Highlie players. and i cant spell.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson
 
wassabi is an extremely strong japanese 'paste'. snorting it must have sent him through the fuckin roof.

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i liked BMX jousting, it was hillarious, and wasabi is just that really spicy japanese mustard

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me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

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yeah dude cky owns jackass like a bitch

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
the airhorns on the golfcourse,thats the funniest one

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i love the rent a car demo derby, the time when they're testing the toilets, and of course...the matchbox car

for chicks who rip-Beater productions

 
i like when they get that random guy named fat lip to slide down the escalator and he breaks his asshole. and also when they get steve-o to eat a goldfish and then puke it back up still alive.

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hah that was funny when jonny got dragged by a horse and i like all the stuff bam does to his dad

jigga say wha??

 
Mexican Snowboarding and Urban Kayaking were the best Jackass. CKY with throwing dummies at the cars was cool too.

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i like it when wee man skateboards through town in an oompa loompa suit, hes really good too

'isnt it hard to ski backwards? dont you hit stuff?'
 
fireworks wake up or whatever its called. and party boy is hella funny.

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snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
party boy is halarious i ahve his theme song...i liked the cup test one...and the Jia Lia one is funny with the oranges

Oompa
 
funny when they all get dressed up as pandas and go through japan...hahahaha when they hit that street merchaint - lol soo funny

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Bones Heal - Go Crazy

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theres an extra after the movie when they make a giant vagina out of sand on the beach and wee man wheres a giant penis suit and jumps in.

'Oh my god. it happened again! i got better looking' Boyd
 
the air horns at the golf course was funny. me and a couple other friends hid in the woods at a high school golf meet with air horns and shit, i was laughing so hard, it was funny shit. i definetely recommend doing that.

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i heard that somebody from jackass, while trying to jump into a pool from 5 storys up and some distance out, landed on teh edge, broke their legs and back

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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i saw that vid of the 5 story jump to landing on the edge of a pool, it was disgusting.

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i didnt see the vid, was it cool?

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
the first 3 guys did it and landed fine, then the last guy jumped, but undershot it. his legs and torso hit the concrete at the edge of the pool, then his body bounced off the concrete and into the pool, it was insane.

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wasabi is spicy psate for sushi, REALLY spicy

Toy car in ass is funny, rent-a-car derby is also good, but bungie wedgie takes it.

'.....look at the bloody shitty underpants...'

 
no, the guy that jumped off the 5 story building wasnt a 'member' of jackass, he was just immitating what he saw.

 
Yeh the airhorn on the golf course was frekin hilarious... Bam jumped from like 5 strories in Tony Hawks Pro skatepark Tour , landed in a pool, it was pretty crazy.

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

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the one where they paint a target on cups and hit eachotherwith the croquet toss and in the finals the dog bone toss hahaha

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deff the old man shit in the movie

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metro bunny was short but it could have been a lot funnier if it was longer. it seemed so gay but i thought it was funny.

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the walrus is in the barn - brad holmes
 
the first skit in the movie

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
That girl kicking the crap out of the one guy. Also the dancing pandas around Japan!

Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
 
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