Favourite condoms?

i like my magnums. my last pack came with a vibrating cock ring, my girl loved that. haha. its like being a kid again and getting a sick toy in your cracker jacks.
 
Sig material haha... that being said, it's all about the light blue Trojans. Classic. Classy. Efficient. Actually I have no idea what efficiency has to do with it... or class for that matter.
 
whatever has the least amount of material. ultra sensation or some shit. i forget what they're called, but durex is my brand. however, not using condoms is the best. i love having a steady girl and being able to bust inside her snatch while i scream like mystic.

why do you guys liked ribbed? that shits for the women!....unless you guys are catchers.
 
which seems plausible if you've never wrapped a condom around your cock. what do you do: unroll, then reroll inside out, then apply it to said cock. all the while you have a moist girlie part in front of you begging to get slammed?....come on.
 
That's why you have to hook up with a fattie dude, that way you can resist long enough to get that ribbed son of a bitch inside out and ready to please.
 
fuck yea mercer. the only problem is im on probation from nutting inside my girl. we almost had a little sam running around earlier this year, and we cant have that just yet. oh well, fuck the condoms anyways, i'll just start nutting on her ass til im off probation.

 
Thats the spirit!

Condoms sorta suck so if im in a situation where i should be using one (girl not on BC) then i get spermicide...might as well be safe if a condom is all you're gonna use.
 
word an you can ask for a shitload of them. i told them i lived in a dorm and none of us use condoms. they have cool brands too.
 
for my friends birthday on the weekend myself and two other girls went and spent about...$150 at condom kingdom. pick and mix condoms. hahahahaha. its like...25 for 10 bucks. pretty novelty. they then got mixed into a heap of lollies and given to her along with other things...
 
haha one time me and my friend bought a bunch of condoms and filled them with lotion and water ( make shift jizz) and we threw them at this kids house who got my other friend pregnant. it was so nasty lookin, all over his driveway and front door and shit....ha yum yum
 
thats so nasty

if you want to have fun and fuck with store clerks minds go into any store you buy condems at with like 5 of your dude friends and 1 chick friend, and just go in a buy one box of magnums and all 6 of you walk up to the cashier and pay for them, looking him/her straight in the eye. the looks they give you are priceless yet satisfying
 
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