Favorite things to do in walmart

[~Jizzacki~]

walmart hide and seek is the shit kids

i'm still waiting to get locked in over night...

 

[Von]

hahaha that is a good one

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

put random stuff in peoples cart.

cart races, i got kicked out of walmart and target for that.

scream really loud.

 

[fourdskate]

rip up the crappy 8 ply skateboards with plastic bulky wheels and SPIDER MAN graphics. do power slides and laybacks on the linoleum. and piss in the frozen food section and watch it steam up oh yeah

 

[itsMr.CruzYouAss]

steal shit

 

[timmi]

that piss one is funny, yet gross. i love it

stare at the guns for a half hour then ask where they keep the antidepresants

 

[CBROOKS]

ahahahhaha so great

 

[logange]

was it like a hispanic girlthat had an accent, those type of people seem to work there...

 

[deathcookie]

pretend u have a gun while walking around and have and employee follow u

 

[ThaLetterM.]

shit on the coats

 

[Gez]

it's pretty juvenile and all, but I like making really loud fart noises while walking the aisles

 

[moc]

have a baby

 

[uni-corn]

still laughing

 

[Desjardins]

go to the clothes section and hide in those racks and make really loud yelping noises when people walk by

go to the toy section with silly string and stuff like that.

you know what store always kicks you out, radioshack, all the time

 

[Elijah.]

grab little kids and offer them candy

when their moms look, wink at them

 

[Download-My-Apps]

in cosco i play basketball

 

[ISkiSwitch]

damn it. I was going down the thread hoping nobody posted this. and what do you know, a Noob takes my answer. Damn You! *shakes fist*

 

[ARski28]

walk up to older people and drop a hot fart, sprint away laughing

 

[Lefroy]

haha, i was waiting for that one.

 

[SteezePatrol]

hide around the courner, wait for some little kid to go look at the plastic basketball hoops, and then run around the courner screaming, AND 1 BITCH, and give him some nuts in the face beastly poster

 

[Albrecht.]

holy shit you owe me a new keyboard i just fucking spit coke all over it

 

[mattster]

ive been kicked out of futureshop for jousing with gift wrap and office chairs. they had to tell us twice

 

[drewishish]

wallmart never closes

i like to play hockey and some day im gonna spend the night in one of the tents, hide adn seek is funner in homedeput.

 

[Dan.]

tonight we had a game of capture the flag going with over 30 people. apparently they told somebody to get out, and we didnt all leave, so they called the cops.