Favorite things to do after having sex?

[6XLGroup]

for me...make a banger meal, preferably including melted cheese somehow and throwing on the tube while becoming vegetable-like on the couch

 

[1080bio]

your girlfriend must love you....

 

[Sklar]

afterbang?

 

[Arabian.]

Cuddling and watching bad horror movies with energy drinks

Endorphins + caffiene and sexy partner = good times.

 

[shr@gler]

I usually roll over and get on NS

 

[FerrisBueller]

1. sex

2. more sex after said sex

3. cuddle with woman

4. make food for yourself

5. struggle so she must make food for you

6. eat food

7.?????????

8. profit??

 

[TheHamburglar]

fat fat fatty

 

[aquinn]

kill the hooker and get my money back

 

[vandersteeze]

what is this after sex

sex never ends for me

 

[E.C.]

ilove falling asleep to a movie or something

 

[rudager]

Chocolate or a Belmont Ciggy

My ex asked if I smoked after sex, I said the joke, she didn't follow..

 

[jeR.]

blaze, watch eye trip, tell bitch to leave room cause were all done here

 

[adamlukowski]

should blaze BEFORE sex...

 

[millski]

immediately start apologizing and beg for a second chance

 

[Black-Bandanna]

Baha lol'd super hard.

But yeah, sleep or repeat secks.

 

[daskis]

Lamp, then have more sex. Then lamp again.

 

[shr@gler]

Are you narcoleptic?

 

[Juice.Doctor]

lamp?

 

[gus555]

fap copious times

 

[Inbred_Redneck]

sleep?

 

[Jonny.Ski]

Pee in her butt

 

[Stickity]

wait...

 

[daskis]

It essentially means to chill. Check the lamp status achieved thread if you're curious.

 

[~~~~~~~~]

Neglect.

 

[gus555]

are you questioning me?

 

[ESAND]

If I'm lucky I go downstairs to let her out.

If i'm unlucky I go downstairs to walk her to the bus stop.

If I'm really unlucky I go downstairs and hail her a cab.

 

[tuna.]

light a cigarette, then play the video back to show her where she could improve.

 

[naturday]

sleep, wake up do it again, eat cereal, then go sking.

 

[daskis]

Yup.

 

[JewRad]

buttsecks.

 

[.AR6rider]

you are trying far too hard to make that word become popular

lamping is so fucking gay ahaha

 

[1337]

best first post ever

 

[the_moderaper]

watch the footy

 

[daskis]

You are so fucking gay. Lamping is amazing. You should try it sometime. Do not judge before you know.

 

[ReignMan]

That guy needs to lamp cause he is way to tense. I used it in convo with my pissed off English teacher. He looks like the monopoly man.

 

[no_steeze]

this man knows whats up

wanna know what makes an orgasm even better? weed.

 

[Alex.Brovechkin]

this

 

[daskis]

How does this not sound amazing to you:

"Day numero dos of official lamp statusness. I like this vacation. Tonight lamping consists of a funny movie (Get Him to the Greek), copious amounts of Lindt chocolate, eggnog and rum, a blunt, and a cute puppy. We'll save the partying for New Years."

?????????????

Put between sex? After some skiing?? How is that not THE LIFE??!

 

[SKIU4EA]

piss in 5 different directions and do bank shots off walls into toilet.

 

[Dustin.]

I'm a huge fan of the nap.

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

i was going to say this

 

[pomme-de-terre]

call her a whore and cry myself to sleep.

 

[O.RLY]

lol'd

 

[daskis]

Amen.

 

[Jib-Ninja]

tell her if she tells anybody i will kill her.

 

[JahJahBinks]

KIDNAPP AND REPEAT.

 

[Cheddar_Shredder]

either have more sex or receive food

 

[twin-tip-hero]

Go get a large pizza and eat it all to myself, and laugh at girl because she thinks shes too fat for pizza. MOAR FOR ME!!!!

 

[McFellon]

sing

 

[The.Ginger]

have her make a sandwich for you...?

 

[Jamestown]

Dutch oven.