Favorite thing to read on a chairlift?

I've been pretty down with playing pokemon yellow on the lift lately. In fact I even played it for a few runs though the park.
 
tell me about it socrates gets me so dam pummped! shit i want to punch someone right now from thinking about it im so pumped to be stoked
 
who reads on the chairlift? I've never seen anyone do it at meadows (mt. hood), and just can't imagine someone whipping out a novel for a couple of minutes. But that's just me.
 
I'm a big fan of bringing shelled peanuts in my pockets and take off the shells on the lift. Or you can do the next best thing of lighting trail maps on fire and drop them on people
 
i usually just listne to my music and talk to ppl.. or text message or something.. when i dont need to read.. i just dont..
 
lol or just fill the inside a of snowball with ketchup so that its got an ewwy gooey center.

But remember this can have lasting effects on them ie. stains. So choose the gapper carefully and make sure that you don't feel guilt
 
I get in the bucket, put my feet up and read the instructions on how to sit in the gondola and not to put your feet on the seats. I'll occasionally drop the little plastic para-troopers that you get at the drug store.
 
For some reason the image of some kid dressed all baggy, bright, park steeze getting on the chair and pulling out a novel really makes me laugh. I picture said kid with a tobaco pipe like my uncle smokes.....I laugh...ha.
 
i hate that book

had to read it for school

so fucking boring

but anyways who reads on the lift

id prolly start laughing if i saw someone crack a book next to me
 
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