'FREE TIBET! '
and then under it, in small letters:
'(With the purchase of any 16 oz. beverage)'
God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
(front)I gave up drinking, smoking and sex (back) ...Worst 15 minutes of my life.
I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.
(political
Bipartisanship: I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass
I Still Miss My ex, But My Aim Is Improving
If we call it tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
(good for skiing)
(front)Jesus loves you (back) Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
So Many Cats, So Few Recipes.
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Current Reigning NS Moron: 'how comes all female tennis players have last names that end in 'ova''
-Snapjibber2008, Member # 12044