Favorite Sexual Position

hahaha...good thread. I dont know what its called but i ly on my back and she squatted over me facing my legs, then went to town. It was nice because i didnt have to do any work and you get deeper penetration. Thats the only other ive done other than the regular, missionary style, i think its called.

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

Phrosty swallows

Representin' in the 3-1-5

 
depends...im drunk and chillin, shes on top...im horny as hell, im on top.

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
missionary is my favorite position. but its boring after awhile. so i dunno anything else really to spice it up. but honestly missionary is the best for like 'lovin' Sex'

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club motto ' Sex is Evil. Evil is Sin. Sin's are forgiven so Sex is in!

i'm out like a midget at a high jump competition- From the mouth of the infamous Mr. G. Brittain
 
my favorite is whatever your moms favorite is. hehehehe

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
 
my favorite involves my hand wrapped firmly around..............

RES

no they dont, penguins have magic powers that make them live forever and see through walls with laser beams that come out of their eyes-publicenemy1023
 
...your own dick?

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::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::

PS. K2skeepimp loves the cock!

 
don't finish my sentences...

RES

no they dont, penguins have magic powers that make them live forever and see through walls with laser beams that come out of their eyes-publicenemy1023
 
Missionary, but w/ her legs wide and up in the air, that works out well, and my girl like actually consciously tightens for me.

 
im gonna go with doggy style.

or like normall missionaire but with her likes like around her head instead of where the guys would be.

Would you guys like me better if i had huge tits? - my not so good looking friend on why hes not popular with the ladies
 
doggy style baby, and sucks for you churchy^

'Math my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of Biology'-Peter Griffin (Family Guy)

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Get the girl to lay on top of you, but instead of facing you, her back is against you. It's fucking awesome, but for all you small dicked bastards it ain't gonna work.

Missionary is meh...variations to missionary are always welcome though.

Doggy style is sweet, leaves both hands free for ass slapping and the what-not, even better if your girl reaches back and plays with your balls...mmmmmmm indeed.

Girl on her side, you straddle one of her legs and her other leg goes on your shoulder. That way is probably my favourite because i swear you can fuck her tonsils you penetrate so deep.

Harvey: 'worste-game-ever'

dpoiii: 'haha so bad it deserved an extra e'

FROSTMONKEY
 
i like all the positions, so i usually just let your mom choose.

It's that millenium ridiculous flow, I never let go

brothas gettin knocked out is part of my show

Let 'em know who they fuckin with yo, a rhyme wrangler

Tri-angular push-up the hillside strangler
 
i like what ever soxripper likes...hahaha

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
haha yeti, we have this thing at school when you got doggy goin that you take your hands off and put them on your head like moose ears... hence moosing her. It's funny cause the girl wonders why you took your hands off and might turn around... that's the whole risk... getting caught w/ your moose ears on.

 
i wonder...has anyone ever tired all the positions in the kumo-satra? (sp?) that would be the feat...

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' its a bit chilly in here can i have another straight jacket?'
 
Gravteck: A) Its the Bull Moose Club

B) You play the low-stakes, sissy version. the real version is where your friends bust in and take a picture of you giving her the horns!!! ahahahhhaahahah, right

The Cameron Crowe of the ski industry, just watch...
 
if by low stakes and sissy you mean keeping hopes of having any chance of getting ass from that girl or even her friends again... then yes

 
missionary is good for 'making love' and is it just me or do other people find it weird talking about your sex life on here?

*brooke*

'sex aint important in life, but its up there with oxygen' cody carter
 
i'm surprised a bunch of people that haven't had sex, haven't come on and said 'i like doggystyle cuz jenna jameson likes it' or something like that

RES

no they dont, penguins have magic powers that make them live forever and see through walls with laser beams that come out of their eyes-publicenemy1023
 
cowboy is definetly the greatest,doing the spider monkey is fun hahaha crush the guts!

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
thats a good question rossi900

ProudEST Member of the Hobum Posse

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'Whoa, Im Keanu' - Sammy_D

 
HAHAHA, getting caught with your moose ears on, now that's gotta suck, haha, espeically when you're sitting there with your dick up some chicks ass, haha.

And yeah, it's really funny coz half you little punks have only seen naked chicks on your computer screens, haha.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
i like when i have my back on the wall, legs spread, and look down and see the monitor that way.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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as i already said,spider monkey is great

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
I like doggy style cuz Jenna Jameson likes it.

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A really good friend will help you move a body.

Poppin' cherries since 1998.

 
me too

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Viva la Resistance!

 
We did it in every position,

No way, you did on the top AND on the bottom?

10 points goes to whoever guesses where that came from. 20 points saying who was involved in the conversation. 50 points on who the dude was fucking.

Listen to Bob Marley

Your toothpaste is in my peanut butter! - Spongebob
 
how about rodeo

all though its not really a position.

its like doggy style but you call her names and slap her ass and shit and she tires to get your dick out of her ass lol

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
 
nah u go that all wrong...its when ur doin her in the ass and u tel her u have aides and see how long u can hold on

strawberry shortcake is quite gross although its not a position...blow it in her face and punch her in the nose

angry pirate: doin her from behind, spit on her back so she turns around bc she thinks ur done then u blow it in her eye and kick her in the shin

 
No, you tell her that her sister screamed louder than she did.

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A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body.

Poppin' cherries since 1998.

 
actually i got fucked last night bitch. sorry.

It's that millenium ridiculous flow, I never let go

brothas gettin knocked out is part of my show

Let 'em know who they fuckin with yo, a rhyme wrangler

Tri-angular push-up the hillside strangler
 
isnt the swing postion where you have a towel and you hold up your chick by wraping the towel around her back, and lettin her swing away!

Ski because it’s fun. Also, ski for the ladies cuz the next best thing after an epic ski day is a fine ass chick. -John Reedy

Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

 
the real rodeo- fuck her doggy style take your left arm and reach under her and grab her right breast. stick your other arm straight out. all your buddies the run into the room chanting rodeo rodeo rodeo and you have to try and hold her for 8 seconds

AMA-RIP
 
new page.

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

Phrosty may or may not swallow.

Representin' in the 3-1-5

 
new page....now

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

Phrosty may or may not swallow.

Representin' in the 3-1-5

 
um, most of the ppl that put somethin down here are pbly virgins, so it doesnt make that biga deal

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

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