Favorite quotes thread

"in life you encounter madness, sadness, and gladness. do not let the madness and sadness overtake the gladness." George Jung
 
"Stay Classy" Ron Burgundy
"Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in." -- Napoleon Bonaparte
 
"land with some afterbang" , "yeah land like your givin' birth!" - Dima Hurlbut
"Im going to rail you until your spleen bursts and your shins fracture." - Dima Hurlbut
"Its like a crooked boner." - Sam Hurst
"Afterbang is when you have sex and then the girl you banged gets pregnant, thats the afterbang. I don't know what afterbang has to do with landing a jump." - Sam or Dima or me can't remember
"Nice pony tail, you got one growing out of your ass?" - Mac Kirkpatrick
"Ride me like you ride your bike." "At least I am saving gas." "I didn't say anything about saving gas I just want you to ride me like you ride your bike." - Mac Kirkpatrick and some lady riding her bike.

 
My friend just said the best one.

"Theres no I in team! Unless your a foreigner and you're trying to say Tim!"
 
"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted" John Lennon

"If you're going through hell, keep going" Churchill

"if you're not rolling the dice in life, you're watching somebody else win big"-some kid i knew

and i really like that one about sliding into your grave sideways
 
"a man who drinks beer sleeps well. a man who sleeps well has clear thoughs. a man with clear thoughs is a moral man. amen."

"it only takes me one drink to get drunk, the problem is i can't ever remember if it's the 13th or 14th."
 
"anybody wanna waste some time?" - me

"Every man has his day, but some days last longer than others" - Winston Churchill
 
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