Favorite quotes thread
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the420skier
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Jim Morrison
gh0s7_r1d3r
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If at first you don't succeed, maybe failing is your thing - Unknown
carbon.pulse
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"The only ass your gonna get is when your finger slips through the toilet paper"
"You're the reason god invented DVD players and gave us apposable thumbs"
"You're the reason god invented DVD players and gave us apposable thumbs"
Skibumsmith
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Nothing is impossible. You are only limited by fear and even that you can overcome.
-Seth Morrison
-Seth Morrison
DrStrangelove
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro...
-HST
-HST
Barefootin_Fiend
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"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow, what a Ride!"
"I'd rather be throwin down on a mountain and thinking about God than sitting in church and thinking about skiing."
"You can't drink all day long if you don't start in the morning..."
"I'd rather be throwin down on a mountain and thinking about God than sitting in church and thinking about skiing."
"You can't drink all day long if you don't start in the morning..."
SKIDUBAIGUY
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" Advanced Searchbar"-ME right now
ilikeplants
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"Who's up for bong rips?" Dont remember who said it.
"Trust me Barbra, the only people out at this time of the night are the cops." Foxy Shazam
"Trust me Barbra, the only people out at this time of the night are the cops." Foxy Shazam
Aaaron.
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if at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't your thing.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend, inside of dog it's too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx
I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.
-Dwight Schrute
Dwight: I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office
park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel
bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60
pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend, inside of dog it's too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx
I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.
-Dwight Schrute
Dwight: I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office
park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel
bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60
pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
BootySpunk.
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Me- "Yo why arn't you wearing pants"
Him- "WHy are YOU wearing panst!?"
Him- "WHy are YOU wearing panst!?"
AntifreezeSteeze
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"What matters is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight-It's the size of the fight in the dog."
-D.Eisenhower
"No sketchiness is allowed."
-My mom
-D.Eisenhower
"No sketchiness is allowed."
-My mom
cab509
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Just a few of my favorite quotes (on the more serious side of life)
"To build a better world, God said
and I just answered - How?
The world is such a large vast place
so complicated now.
And I so small and useless am
there's nothing I can do.
But God in all His wisdom said
Just build a better you!"
- Masonic Poem
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well
preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out,
shouting “Holy shit, what a ride!" - unknown to me
"nothing great was ever achieved without Enthusiasm" - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"To build a better world, God said
and I just answered - How?
The world is such a large vast place
so complicated now.
And I so small and useless am
there's nothing I can do.
But God in all His wisdom said
Just build a better you!"
- Masonic Poem
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well
preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out,
shouting “Holy shit, what a ride!" - unknown to me
"nothing great was ever achieved without Enthusiasm" - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ski_Midwest
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threads
cmeriptahoe
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O I got tonnnsss of these. This could get long. Hope you enjoy.... some are a little girly. Eh whatever.
"We are a history of those who loved us and those who refused to love us."
This one has been around here before:
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours." - Unknown
"You decide to step back outside and take a moment to look around, something you can't remember doing ever. It's the moment that's always forgotten, the final pause of the day. You take that mental snapshot and feel like the luckiest person on this earth because, today, all of this was yours : the rocks, the trees, the quiet, the frisky wind, the light blanket of soft white, the clean smell of the mountain- all of this, and there's a single set of footprints that proves today was truly for you. A gift."
"If you don't do it this year, you'll be one year older when you do." - Warren Miller.... duh
"He does this, he says, because he can. I think there is a little more to it than that, however. I think he does it because he can, and you cannot." - PacRimRider1 about Leo Brayman
And on the lighter side from one of our very own:
"I dunno man are twins really THAT great? I mean if I could pick any girls I wanted to have a three-some (with) I wouldnt pick twins... why would you want 2 of the same thing? its like getting 2 jr bacon cheesburgers when you could get 1 jr bacon cheeseburger AND a five piece nug, 2 really hot delicious different things." - R-Bertsch
"We are a history of those who loved us and those who refused to love us."
This one has been around here before:
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours." - Unknown
"You decide to step back outside and take a moment to look around, something you can't remember doing ever. It's the moment that's always forgotten, the final pause of the day. You take that mental snapshot and feel like the luckiest person on this earth because, today, all of this was yours : the rocks, the trees, the quiet, the frisky wind, the light blanket of soft white, the clean smell of the mountain- all of this, and there's a single set of footprints that proves today was truly for you. A gift."
"If you don't do it this year, you'll be one year older when you do." - Warren Miller.... duh
"He does this, he says, because he can. I think there is a little more to it than that, however. I think he does it because he can, and you cannot." - PacRimRider1 about Leo Brayman
And on the lighter side from one of our very own:
"I dunno man are twins really THAT great? I mean if I could pick any girls I wanted to have a three-some (with) I wouldnt pick twins... why would you want 2 of the same thing? its like getting 2 jr bacon cheesburgers when you could get 1 jr bacon cheeseburger AND a five piece nug, 2 really hot delicious different things." - R-Bertsch
schism
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(while burning narrators hand with lye)
Tyler Durden :"Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
narrator:"No, no, I... don't... "
Tyler
Durden: "Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God
does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates
you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."
Narrator: " It isn't"
Tyler durden: " We don't need him"
from fight club
"We need more light about each other. Light creates understanding,
understanding creates love, love creates patience, and patience creates
unity."
— Malcolm X
moonofendor
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sex drugs and alcohol
speed weed birth control
fuck panties buy a thong
party hard all night long
drink tequila take a shot
fuck some chick you think is hot
lifes a bitch and then you die
so fuck the world lets go get high.
idk but some one wrote it on the railing at boston mills (the place i ski at.)
speed weed birth control
fuck panties buy a thong
party hard all night long
drink tequila take a shot
fuck some chick you think is hot
lifes a bitch and then you die
so fuck the world lets go get high.
idk but some one wrote it on the railing at boston mills (the place i ski at.)
“(Talking about school education) They take
your soul away. They take your brains away. They don't let you have an
opinion that's different from theirs. You've got to think what they
tell you to think. So when you leave school, your only future is
getting married. And by the time you're about 29 you got two kids, and
you just wanna commit suicide.”- Johnny Rotten
"When you blame yourself, you learn from it. If you
blame someone else, you don't learn nothing, cause hey, it's not your
fault, it's his fault, over there."-Joe Strummer
"For every prohibition you create you also create an underground."-Jello Biafra
“Everybody got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again."- Billy Idol
your soul away. They take your brains away. They don't let you have an
opinion that's different from theirs. You've got to think what they
tell you to think. So when you leave school, your only future is
getting married. And by the time you're about 29 you got two kids, and
you just wanna commit suicide.”- Johnny Rotten
"When you blame yourself, you learn from it. If you
blame someone else, you don't learn nothing, cause hey, it's not your
fault, it's his fault, over there."-Joe Strummer
"For every prohibition you create you also create an underground."-Jello Biafra
“Everybody got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again."- Billy Idol
ax_murderer
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"How much suffering there is to get through!" - Rainer Rilke
"That which does not kill me, makes me stronger." -Nietzsche
"What you have experienced, no power on earth can take from you." -unknown
"That which does not kill me, makes me stronger." -Nietzsche
"What you have experienced, no power on earth can take from you." -unknown
natedogg789435
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"do, or do not, there is no try" -yoda
steezyfreeskier
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threads.
comeatmebro
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"when the river runs red, take the mud path."
grown-ninja
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"When governments fear the people, there is liberty"- t.jefferson
"if we give up freedom to gain security we lose both"
and
"yea when i was younger i had a jizz cup i kept under my bed shit evaporated to fast though i couldnt keep up" 1 of my buddies from school
"if we give up freedom to gain security we lose both"
and
"yea when i was younger i had a jizz cup i kept under my bed shit evaporated to fast though i couldnt keep up" 1 of my buddies from school
ThaLetterM.
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"okay I like a bitch, that like a bitch, fucking right I'm rich, and I ain't getting hitched."
-Dwayne Carter
-Dwayne Carter
low_fidelity
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my signature wins!!!!
and
Bob:"Dignan, why is there tape on your nose?"
Dignan: "EXACTLTY!"
Kumar: Man, I blew it. I blew it, man.
Anthony: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?
Kumar: I don't know, man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?
Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: O, R they?
and
Bob:"Dignan, why is there tape on your nose?"
Dignan: "EXACTLTY!"
Kumar: Man, I blew it. I blew it, man.
Anthony: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?
Kumar: I don't know, man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?
Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: O, R they?
Skibumsmith
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Ha ha the only thing I do in church is think about skiing. There’s some nice cliffs right outside the window.
It is during our most uninspiring moments that we are most inspired. - Stay Fresh
When God gives you lemons you find a new God. - Picnicface
It is during our most uninspiring moments that we are most inspired. - Stay Fresh
When God gives you lemons you find a new God. - Picnicface
KSdesign
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"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours!"
Half-Blood
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"You can't get anymore G than Jesus"
Hawkeye_Pierce
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"Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing."
"You are not your job, You are not how much money you have in the bank,
you are not the car you drive, you're not the content of your wallet,
You're not your fuckin' khakis, You're the all singing all dancing crap of
the world ."
Fight club
"You are not your job, You are not how much money you have in the bank,
you are not the car you drive, you're not the content of your wallet,
You're not your fuckin' khakis, You're the all singing all dancing crap of
the world ."
Fight club
Rainbow*Stylin
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"only those who risk going too far will finally realize how far they can really go" T.S. Eliot
"Does hate mean freedom" Unearth
"what is history, but a fable agreed upon" napoleon
"Does hate mean freedom" Unearth
"what is history, but a fable agreed upon" napoleon
