Favorite Quote

[P.opsicle]

Seen this go well on other forums, So whats your favorite quote?

Mine

" Dont tase me bro!"

"if it dosnt have tits or tires im not riding it!"

"if it dosnt have tits or tips im not riding it"

 

[charmander]

"if its wet,warm and not yours, dont touch it!"-my friend ryan's grandpa... who teaches sex ed at my school haha

 

[OhMyBosh]

"Well, he's kinda had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over

his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and

replace "dog" with "son."

 

[twin-tip-hero]

"when the red river is flowing, take the brown road home." my freinds dad

 

[Hack.The.Pow.]

now thats just sickening haha

 

[Jamestown]

"Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the gat will kill you quicker."

-Notorious B.I.G.

 

[Tablespoon]

There's a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray it's not a train.

 

[anthony_B]

"It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere"

 

[mason-]

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

-dennis rodman

genius