Favorite pick up lines

"wanna go out for some sex and pizza? (now this part u gotta think on ur feet. if they say yes then ur in but if they say no, u say) whats the matter, you dont like pizza?"

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he rich like me?
 
haha USE IT DUMBSHIT just tops it all off

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana

ACLs suck dick
 
hi hows it going. im Tim

works every fucking time

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
 
the girls cant resist my 3 inches of Fury (ok its actually 2.5 inches but I round up.)

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
 
were u born on a farm, cause u sure know how to raise a cock

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Your mom goes to college
 
I'm Scared, can I hide my dick in your mouth?

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
"You must be tired because you've been running through my head all night"

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your pants"

"Those must be space pants because your ass is out of this world"

"Your father must have been a their, because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes"

there's no joke for that, just make it sound cheesey.

"You know what would look good on you? Me."

"Is that a stick or are you just happy to see me"

Wait, scratch that one.

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My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.
 
for some strange reason i have a feeling that doesnt work all that well, but hey at least your trying.

-keegan mcginnis, newschoolers.com

 
"i wanna be on you" anchorman of course

and the word of the day is legs, lets go spread the word

or nice legs when do they open

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana

ACLs suck dick
 
how's about you and me go on a date. We'll have some chicken, maybe some sex, we'll see how it goes

do you like strawberries or blueberries.. i want to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.

is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants

(look at shirt tag) yup just what i thought. Made in heaven
 
^hahhaa

'if you think you'll regret it tomorrow morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.'
 
ME: arnt you that girl fucking that sick ass skier?

Girl: No.....

ME: U WANNA BE

that has a 50% chance of working... well did for me surprisingly..
 
ok, so heres the best one i know. you pick up a girl by her nipples, lean in real close and whisper gently in her ear.... RIDE MY COCK!

hahahahha. works every time!
 
try this. next time your in bed with a woman, grab her tit and call her a dirty ugly bitch. then see how long you can hold on.
 
isnt that supposed to be when your having sex with her without a condom and you yell "ive got aids" and try and hold on for 8 seconds. yeah same thing nevermind
 
thats like the 'Angry chicken'. Do her from behind, grab her arms and pull them behind her back. Then without her counsent, get her where the sun dont shine. I bet she'll look like an angry chicken.
 
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

hahah the website is fulllllll of cheesy pickuplines....great
 
or you could try a bullride. when your doing her from behind, tell her shes a skank and all you're using her for is sex and shes a whore etc... and see if you can keep going for atleast 8 seconds
 
donno if this one has been said but...

Do you have Space Pants...?

Because your ass is out of this world!
 
Or the Bucking Bronco, versions 1 and 2.

1. Doin' her from behind, grab her tits and say "I HAVE AIDS!" and hold on for dear life!

2. Doin' her from behind, grab her tits, and say "Nice, but your sister's are better" and hold on for dear life!
 
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