Favorite Pick-Up lines?

"do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" ........ "I dont either, but I just broke the ice."

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ya brah, ill see you in the a-5-1. its gonna be epic in the nar nar pow pow.... brah"
 
"bitch get in my car"-50 cent

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Representin the 518

LINE KICKS ASS
 
how do you like your eggs fried scrambled or fertilized?

If we were squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole

"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent

 
nice shoes wanna fuck?

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
"if i nose press ur box will u lip slide my pole"

No Snow......No Life....Know Snow....Know Life
 
"i lost my virginety...can i have urs"

"ur legs r like penut butter smooth, creamy...and easy to spred"

No Snow......No Life....Know Snow....Know Life
 
thats so overused.. haha this kid i know used to use it all the time like 3 yrs ago.

how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
 
BITCH,I rollllABLADEZ!!!~~ yo

Ahhz.... ImA jokin!! I DuN Need NO pickUpp LiNezzz!! MaH game IZ alreeeaDy TIgHT fooz!~

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BLADEz creW ya'll!!~

J $money$ ma man yo!! HAhHAHa!

PeAcE!!~~!!!~
 
this one works everytime

Hey, what the hell is that on your face?

guarantee it works

okayplayer. giving you true notes since 1987

 
so some guy gave me a valentine. it was a really fancy one with a big heart and in fancy lettering there was a poem inside and it said...

roses are red

violets are blue

i like spaghetti

let's go fuck.

kinda hilarious.

*courtney

-girls of NS represent-
 
you'll do

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strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
 
hahaha, wow. i like that one. clever.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
lets not turn this rape into a murder

or

hey does this smell like chloroform?

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Lord_Piot is only concerned about weather or not the us foreign policy will affect his ability to obtain weed or not... - anewmorning.

Word.
 
(pretend to be on cell phone and walk up to a girl) o excuse me, god's on the phone and he said he wants his angels back

lol

"fat penguin" is another ice breaker

 
''Your father is a thief, he stole the stars out of the heavens and put them in your eyes.''

-Jon Olson

Responsability,what's that?
 
you have 206 bones in you body.... want another?

is there a mirror in your pants cause i can see me in them?

Is your dad a lumberjack? cause everytime i think about you i get wood in my pants.

 
bitch get in my car

can i buy you a fish sandwhich

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It's a day spa. You fuck

Land Shark eeee eee eeeee
 
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

"And just so conservatives take it to hart, i dont think Bush did it cause he isnt that smart, he's a fucking puppet taking orders from his cell phone from the same people who sabotaged senator Wellstone" Immortal Technique

FREE MUMIA ABU JAMAL
 
"Is your dad a lumberjack? cause everytime i think about you i get wood in my pants"

doesn't work sounds like your thinking about her dad not her

 
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

"And just so conservatives take it to hart, i dont think Bush did it cause he isnt that smart, he's a fucking puppet taking orders from his cell phone from the same people who sabotaged senator Wellstone" Immortal Technique

FREE MUMIA ABU JAMAL
 
that dress is very becoming on you. But if i was on you id be cumming too./



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-Nell Cop

 
bitch it aint rape its surprise sex

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
its so small, its cute

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Is your father a butcher?..... because you got two fine hams in your back of your pants.

I want to be on you.

----> D-Railed Productions

www.D-railedproductions.tk

 
where u raised on a farm because u sure know how to raise a cock

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" your hot. your fine. your smokin. your gorgeous. your funny. your a snow bunny. let's hump. "

haha i got that one once in a message from here

how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
 
if you were a booger, id pick you first

-------Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.----------------------------------D
alton Trumbo, 1970

 
your father must have been a baker because he gave you a great set of buns

nice belly button, can i drop my gum off on the way down?

you tap there shoulder and thne there neck line, and then go over their head and go from the other neck line to the shoulder and say the distance form here to here is the same as here to here.

have you met my freind mr hand, say hello to him, then when they say hello you say he's deaf in that ear and put your arm around them so they can talk into the other ear

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
my love for you is like Diherria...it violently sprays out of my anus when I eat dairy.

-AAH dat one is minenee i Aye madeee it ^upp

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^^haha that ones great

if you were a pirate, would you have your parot on this side (*tap close shoulder*)

or would you have it on this side (*tap other shoulder and stay*)

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Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!

Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
 
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