Favorite MallRats Line...

TwinTippedWeez

TwinTippedWeez

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Care for a pretzel? They're a little melty, but damn are they exquisit!!!

Small price to pay for the smitting of one's enemies.

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If you try to fail, but succeed anyway, what did you just do?

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Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator! --Brodie

Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. -- Brodie

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Dynastar Represent
 
'It can't happen... Loise could never have superman's baby ... I garentee he blows a load like a shotgun.'

'Being a princess is hard.... but somebody's got to do it.' - Brooke
 
You know what you need? A phatty bo batty blunt and i guarentee that you'll see a sail boat, beaches, and some of those big titted mirmaids doing some of that lezbian shit.

 
Definatly the escalator... runner up...

'Silent Bob's an electrical genius. He won the 8th grade science fair by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit...motherfucker's like MacGuyver; no, the motherfucker's better than MacGuyver.'

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
hey a schooner.

it's not a schooner, it's a boat

a schooner is a boat retard

oh yeah...well the easter bunny doesnt exist...it's just a man in a suit!!!

(or something like that)

 
SAM YOU'RE A FUCKIN LESBIAN!

hmm probly my signature....

'But won't your hand smell like shit too?'

'Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.' ~Brodi and T.S. in the Stink Palm scene of Mallrats
 
what a sweet movie, i watched it for the fist time last weekend. i was really swilled though and couldnt really pay attention so keep going, those are halrious

and he flew round the world on a never ending dinnerroll...
 
yo is this an old movie or something? it sounds so shibby and i love jay and silent bob but have never heard of this movie

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
holy shit this is prob there best movie in my opinion. its not that old either

'i may be a poet but i just dont know it... BAM!!'

-Shaniqua Bootycall
 
just a little tid bit for all the mall rats fans. The mall it was filmed in has now finished a renovation and no longer resembles the one in the movie at all. Kind of sucks since it's only 3 miles from my house but we finaly have stores in it. I'm still made I was to young to be an extra (all of the spots for the young people were pre-filled).

-Paul

 
yeah this is the best movie ever, i was over my friends house and he had rented mallrats. i looked at the cover and I was like 'what the fuck is this 1980s shit?' he somehow talked me into watching it, best fucking movie ever

Skiing In New Jersey Sucks-Trust Me
 
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