Favorite line (or part) from Napolean Dynomite

kip- 'you ready' napoleon- 'hold on i forgot the crystals' - best line

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every time he says ''bodegit!''

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his dance is awsome. also 'dare me to go talk to that girl over there?'

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im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
 
The opening showing Napoleon just standing there, laughed soo hard. Probobly the funniest part.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
"I like your sleeves. They're really big."

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Are we clear or do we have to take this e-outside?

--Crystal-needs-a-park
 
ok i watched this a bunch of times but what part is the college like from??

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
^its from when Deb comes to napoleons house and is trying to sell him those keychains, and she says she is trying to save money for college and kip says your mom goes to college

 
the dance scene owns all...hands down...he grooves

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221: 'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Dragons Lair
 
'I'm pretty much the best artist I know.'

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'Say what you will about the tenets of modern socialism, at least its an ethos' -Walter Sojezch, The Big Lebowski
 
dude u got like 3 feet of air. saying something over there too was sooo funny.

...peeth out

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when napoleon gets hits in the face with the steak and kip says 'that's what i'm talkin about' in the background. hilarious.

 
'is it bleeding'kip

'a little'napoleon

after napoleon puts him in a head lock

SGB

'how about u call it a double grab? or a japical or critinap'-pussyfooter

 
Don: playing kickball Hey, Napoleon. Did you wet the bed last night?

Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?

Don: I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up.

Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up?

Don: What did you say?

Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna say.

Don: Did you say something about my mom?

Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.

Don: Do you wanna die, Napoleon?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?

Don: Step up, Napoleon.

Napoleon Dynamite: slaps him and runs

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.

Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.

Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.

Napoleon Dynamite: What?

Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

Uncle Rico: So what do you think?

Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess.

Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.

Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.

Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.

Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.

Napoleon Dynamite: You guys are retarded!

Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have?

Pedro: It's a sledgehammer.

Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?

Napoleon Dynamite: Cut to Pedro jumping You got like three feet of air that time.

Deb: What are you drawing?

Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.

Deb: What's a liger?

Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

Kip: I'm just really trying to raise a few bucks now so I can bring her out for a few days.

Uncle Rico: Yeah, well what does she look like?

Kip: She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat?

Grandma: Knock it off Napoleon, just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh.

Napoleon Dynamite: while hitch-hiking Are you guys like Pedro's cousins with the sweet hook-up?

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
I think I pretty much covered it all. Haha..I love that movie.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
what does that farmer actually say? did anyone catch it?

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
no i watched it like 5 times and never understood a word^

SGB

'how about u call it a double grab? or a japical or critinap'-pussyfooter

 
when the guy pushes him into the locker and then five seconds later he kicks at nothing

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Jib and Huck...livin life to the best
 
He said something... about... milk possibly?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
In the MTV On-Air Promos, the scene of Napoleon and Pedro Fishing together.

SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
 
He points of and explains how he did 'insert what he did'. 'over there'..

I think..

I don't really know..that guy was a nutbar.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
bow to your sensei...

a freakin 12 gauge, what do you think?

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
 
Kip: Me and your Uncle Rico are making some sweet moo-lah.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
kip's like 32.we don't need a baby-sitter.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
uncle rico:go get some pampers for you and your brother.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
there are a lot of gangs at this school. one of them kept wanting me to join becuase im pretty good with a bowstaff.



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-Nell Cop

 
so i see you're drinking 1%, is that because you think you're fat? cause you could drink whole milk if you wanted to.

*SKI LIKE A GIRL*

'This ones for peace, prosperity.. and everything else that starts with P'
 
this had to be one

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The farmer says:

'once in that creek over there, i found some shoshone arrowheads.'

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
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