Favorite liftie

a-basin has Acronym, he can come up with an acronym for basically any word you throw at him
 
one hot girl slides along and gets dragged by the lift, shes the best. then the rest are stoners or fat guys, or annoying assholes.
 
i fucking hate the lifties, they got me kicked off the fucking mountain, now i can't ski till february i'm not gonna say why because it involves too much typing. but the guy who did was some good for nothing eastern european uptight piece of shit
 
Lemme guess, you tried to get on the lift switch.

We have a few cool lifties at our mountain, most of them are just super loud and really obnoxious and not funy, the ones that are always baked are pretty funny though.
 
oldest liftie at mt. orford gives you maple syrup candies if he can teach you a word in japaneese first
 
I was at Ski Brule with family in upper michigan and I think the resort was bought out by a jamaican family or something because all the lifties were black and there was bob marley in the small lodge... weird.
 
chad at sugarbush...hes the man. after the park closed he kept giving me and my best friend snowmobile rides to the top of hte park so we could keep lapping it. he also talked about best ways to deal crack. he was quite entertaining..

but come to think of it..i havent seem him around at all this year. hmm..
 
At loon theres a bunch of jamaicans who run the second caff. was awesome sitting on the patio in the spring sun with marley playing over the speakers
 
i made really good friends with this old lady who cleaned the bathrooms at Okemo, and when she goes back to Jamaca every year we write to eachother and she sent me this really nice necklace from Jamaca.
 
the man speaks the truth. that chad guy cockblocked me from the park for getting there 5 seconds after he pulled the rope across the top. bastard
 
Not so much a liftie but I love Cody on ski patrol at Big Sky. He had to pull me down when I blew my ACL and was so fun to chill with in the med tent. I had a small possey of my friends with me in there, too, so we were all basically fucking around. He kept spelling my last name "Ass-mus" and I kept having to tell him that I wasn't a porn star and my last name isn't Ass-mus. Then he spelled it Veronic Asxxus instead of Veronica Asmus. Other conversations went like this:

"Social?"

"Butterfly."

"Weight?"

"300." (mind you i'm clearly not even half that, but he fully wrote down 300 until I corrected him.)

Cody, I miss you. Even though you wouldnt take the fucking candy cane.

 
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