Favorite Jokes

[AT-AT]

What's the worst thing about being a black jew?

.... you have to stand at the back of the oven.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

What's the worst thing about being a black jew?

.... you have to stand at the back of the oven.

What's the worst thing about making a repost?

You look like a fucking moron.

 

[AT-AT]

What's the worst thing about making a repost?

You look like a fucking moron.

I feel like a fucking moron too.

let me try again:

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller?

.....Neither did she.

 

[PM4FreeJiberish]

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

 

[KimJong-Illest]

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

This made me blow air out my nose

 

[_Jeffrey_]

what do you call a big pile of kittens?

a meowtain

 

[qazwsxedc34]

How many jews can you fit in a car?

6 million in the ash tray.

 

[qazwsxedc34]

How can you tell if your wife is dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

 

[Wrenn]

I'm so bad at making jokes but I'm going to try one more time

For Jamaican Air every flight is the red eye

 

[E__]

Why do most Muslim rapes go unreported?

Because goats can't talk.

 

[treetrunks]

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

Trying to read a roadsign at 50 mph

 

[treetrunks]

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

Trying to read a roadsign at 50 mph

 

[YourMomsCouch]

Whats the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick?

A hockey player takes a shower after three periods.

 

[J_Berg]

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies

I don't have a pile of bricks in my crawl space

 

[J_Berg]

did you hear about the new helen keller doll?

you wind her up and she bumps into furniture

*yeah neither did she

 

[homestar]

I'll never forget what my grandfather told me right before he kicked the bucket...

He looked me straight in the eye and said, "Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

 

[SwaggyP]

What's the worst part about eating vegetables?

The wheel chair

 

[rballs_]

How do you pick up a Jewish girl from Auschwitz?

A Broom and dustpan