Favorite Jokes
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frickindarn
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How many people can fit into ops mom?
All of ns
All of ns
frickindarn
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What do kangaroos and cucumbers have in common?
They can't ride bikes.
They can't ride bikes.
frickindarn
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13051238:Autist said:
OGoriginal-gaper
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what does the spastic say to his dog
down syndrome
down syndrome
OGoriginal-gaper
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what does the spastic say to his dog
down syndrome
down syndrome
shred-sesh
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust
The Holocaust
shred-sesh
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What's a duck's favorite drug?
Quack cocaine
Quack cocaine
frickindarn
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If a mexican and black guy are in a cop car, whose driving?
The cop.
The cop.
Scotty_Boy
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How do Mexicans cut pizza?
Little Caesars.
Little Caesars.
beauchamp
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classic skier joke:
how many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
35. one to change it, 10 to say they could've done better and 24 to sit on the landing
classic snowboarder joke:
how many skiiers does it take to change a light bulb?
9, one to do it and 8 to say nice turns
how many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
35. one to change it, 10 to say they could've done better and 24 to sit on the landing
classic snowboarder joke:
how many skiiers does it take to change a light bulb?
9, one to do it and 8 to say nice turns
little1337
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13051984:Scotty_Boy said:
only one to make me laugh
good on you sir
KimJong-Illest
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Why do woman free skiers only spin to the left?
Because they have no rights
Because they have no rights
skiersupreme
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what language does a homosexual jew speak? heblew
hippy.
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NS member NELT told me this I honestly think it's the funniest joke I've ever heard
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attacked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The chief then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.
Later, the next guy came in with 10 blueberries. The chief soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th blueberry, the man started laughing so hard for no apparent reason, and was killed.
The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more blueberry and you'd have gotten away!"
The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking back with pineapples."
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attacked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The chief then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.
Later, the next guy came in with 10 blueberries. The chief soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th blueberry, the man started laughing so hard for no apparent reason, and was killed.
The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more blueberry and you'd have gotten away!"
The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking back with pineapples."
Filet-O-Fish
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13051586:shred-sesh said:
Don't make holocaust jokes my grandfather died in the holocaust
he fell off the guard tower.
-benedetto
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What do you call cheese that's not yours?
na cho cheese!!!!
na cho cheese!!!!
Toaster-Tony
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13052245:beauchamp said:
And the skiing counterpart,
How many skiers does it take to change a light bulb?
5. One to change it while the other 4 say "good turns".
HamFaceGirl
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13051225:.Blinky said:
13051235:.Blinky said:
13051270:yoski said:
13051782:.Blinky said:
lol
Charlie_Kelly
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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
I don't fuck a watermelon before I eat it.
What worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
I don't fuck a watermelon before I eat it.
What worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
spaceghostpurp
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whats the disadvantage of being a black jew?
you have to sit at the back of the oven
you have to sit at the back of the oven
spaceghostpurp
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did you hear about the new helen keller doll?
you wind her up and she bumps into furniture
you wind her up and she bumps into furniture
SquattingDog
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13051586:shred-sesh said:
I did Nazi that coming Anne Frankely I found it offensive. Holocaust jokes are out of Mein Kampfort zone.