Favorite insults

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Go sit on it

GET BENT

Get lost

Get out of here

Shove it looser

go take a bite!

protect your pockets nerd!

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Ya daft twat. I'm a fookin boxer and I'll smack in the gabber lad. Don't go bein' sucha daft little cunt ya prissy.
 
i get insulted a lot so i have some good ones:

andrew you dumb boy dont do that

wow u r loser

get dead

ur nerd

ill kill your family

jeez your gay

go sit on a rocket you dumb cunt

YOU DUMB DINGO

a dingo ate your baby

 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where the hell are you from anyway, private?

Private Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter puffer?

Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!
 
I use "idiot stick" a lot.

Especially in road rage situations. Anytime someone takes a long time to turn right in front of me..."omg...tuuuuurrrrrrnnnnnn you idiot stick!"
 
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