favorite insults without swearing.

suck your dad's scrotum works, or why are you here? we don't like you.

'Suck cock'

'My penis is bleeding'

-Luke van Valin
 
snowblader

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no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades

 
Justin, duckfarts are by FAR my favorite shots ever. Mmm.

Oates
Reppin' 907

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''gnothi seauton (know yourself)''
-Socrates
 
favourite insults

'your mom goes to college.'

'i'm gonna call your mom, buy her some flowers, take her to a fancy restaurant, and then never call her again.'

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
 
what did you say about my girlfriend? In my world, those are traits to look for.

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
 
'Stupid head'

my favorite is just taking what they say and turning it around for example:

'Go feed your fish' turns into 'Ill feed YOUR fish!' accompinied with a shakeing fist.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'My penis is like a hockey stick, its always got game if you know how to handle it'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
Thom, I do that, as well.

Oates
Reppin' 907

''gnothi seauton (know yourself)''
-Socrates
 
whats wrong with your face?

that seems to do the trickitty whickitty

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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we've got this dickface in our class. he's got a retarted sister(downs syndrome) we just tell him that he looks like his sister and he runs of crying.

'My penis is bleeding'

-Luke van Valin
 
Your mother was a snowblower

When you were young, your mother beat you with an ugly stick

If you died right now, you wouldn't be missed



capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
youre a butt-plug

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One day, a blonde takes her car into the repair shop because she says it's been acting weird lately. The repair man works on the car, and after a while he comes out and says 'Well, I've found your car's problem.'
The blonde asks 'So what was wrong with it?'
The repair man answers, 'Oh, nothing serious, just shit in the carborator.'
The blonde says, 'Okay, how often do I have to do that?'
 
why dont you go eat sumthing

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
jerk; dildo head, slut-bag hoe-face. those are my usual insults

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this way is a waterslide away for me to chase her fuller every day

 
meany-head, ur dumb, go crap on a monkey's face,

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
if i wanted a cum back from you i would scrape it off the back of your throat. (this is best used on girls, that are slutty)

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

I AM CANADIAN!!!

 
'you suck you inbred monkey turd, p.s. ur mom is a hamster'

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SteezeGave Me Lower Back Pain.

Momentum Session 4
 
i like to say 'go home'

or i like to come at them with some monty python:

your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

 
ahaha that reminds me my friends mom and dad walked in and my other friend says to him, have you told your parents your gay yet? and they actually thought he was gay for about 2 weeks

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
you suck at life, dirtbag, hardass and fuck you

-hardcore lousiana fanboat shit-
-put butter on my butt and call me a biscuit-
-4x4 jibbing-
 
my favorite was, im gonna call you mom, buy her some flowers, take her to a fancy restaurant, and then never call her again! that one made me laugh

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
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My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Don't be such a swineherd. -Anewmorning

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
heh, bonehead is another good one. and what about cunt... is that swearing?

[/i][/b]- Harvιε .(dfp represent). payce
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'get be-fuckin-hind me, bitch. i said get behind me'
'get behind me? what is that?!'
'if you want me to puke everywhere... go for it'
'i'll make it... wwwway more worth while for you not to drink'
'get the fuck away from me, i'm only paying for two'
't-bone is da illest!' -'i'm sorry to hear that, i hope he gets better'
 
i believe cunt is a rather harsh swear word. say it to a girl, and find out for yourself. its probably their most hated word, ever.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
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