i_am_retarded
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my personal favorite is 'brushing your teeth is played out'--ryan gee to bam margera
favorite/funniest quotes
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under_achieved
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my sig, from futurama.
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'you cant give up hope just because its hopeless, you've gotta hope more and cover your ears and go blah blah blah blah'
'I was god once'
'yes I saw, you were doing good until everyone died'
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'you cant give up hope just because its hopeless, you've gotta hope more and cover your ears and go blah blah blah blah'
'I was god once'
'yes I saw, you were doing good until everyone died'
stupid3000
Member
hehe. 'the light's on dumbass'
maxcox9
Member
'my ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass'
Samuel L Jackson in Jackie Brown
~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~
I like the beat and the size does matter
I like the bass when it's big and phatter
I'm on the floor and there's nothing better
I like the beat and the size does matter
Samuel L Jackson in Jackie Brown
~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~
I like the beat and the size does matter
I like the bass when it's big and phatter
I'm on the floor and there's nothing better
I like the beat and the size does matter
'bitch, i throw better parties than this on tuesday! get back in the truck hoes, we out!'
my big black pimp looking friend dryden at some crappy house party. he and 3 girls then proceded to leave in his expedition.
'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
my big black pimp looking friend dryden at some crappy house party. he and 3 girls then proceded to leave in his expedition.
'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Drail
Active member
'i got head once...' matt harvey while sipping on his slurpy outside 711
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Ski_Instructor_Mike
Active member
'eat shit bitches' - my cousin playing cards with my 70 year old grandma and her friend.
-Mike
Mercer: drinking mans protein shake
Me: hahhhahahahaha
Mercer: sick ass
Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day
Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot
Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
-Mike
Mercer: drinking mans protein shake
Me: hahhhahahahaha
Mercer: sick ass
Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day
Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot
Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
Lanemeyers
Active member
hahahaha, eat shit bitches
The sandwiches are all here....
The sandwiches are all here....
$SKEEPIMP$
Member
'i suck. seriosuly... like i can't even spell sriously or whatever right. like i really sucks balls. and sometimes littereally.the way i just spelt that was like someone went to throw some garbage away, but not into a garbage can, and they were littering, and someone was like REALLY! CMON NOW! DON'T LITTER YOU LITTLE BITCH! and i was like oh god i'm sorry sir, please don't touch my private area. but he did. i didn't want him to but he touched it... he touched it all night and for so long and so hard. i pleaded with him to stop, he just wouldn't. i tried to pay him off.... i gave him a $50 bill to stop... he just thought i was paying for more so he continued to pound harder. eventually the head of the nail reached the base of the wood and his job was done. i could have done it myself, but he ended up doing it. i really wanted to try! i wanted to try so hard that one day i got my own board, and my own goddamn nail, and i started to hammer away at that motherfucking thing so hard that it bent in half... i tried to straighten it out but it just wouldn't go! after about 10 minutes of trying to fix the bloddy nail i gave up. but guess what happened. it got straight by itself! i started to slowely bend up and fix itself, and right before it got all the way up BAM! i smacked that nail so hard it went down into the wood harder than i pound reedy's mom. and believe me... that's really hard! anyways, this story was all about self sacrafice, in the end it doesn't matter what you do, it's all about hwo you do it. fuck man.... whatever.'
*i_am_retarded
Reward your curiosity
So sit on your porch and drink your fortys, and if anybody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin'
*i_am_retarded
Reward your curiosity
So sit on your porch and drink your fortys, and if anybody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin'
Itsbackfliptime
Active member
My cats breath smells like cat food. - Raplph Wiggum
'look, im grinding!'-some kid after seeing me slide a rail, he put one ski on the rail without moving, it was funny cuz he was serious
Dan Maguire
Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!
Go Red Sox
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Dan Maguire
Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!
Go Red Sox
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
i_am_retarded
Member
fuck - anyone and everyone, what can't it mean?
freeskiCharley
Member
'This is not NAM, there are rules here.' - big lebowski
'HAH! You ARE drinking, you said you weren't gonna drink tonight.'
'This is a 40, Charlei. I'm not drinking, I'm taking my medicine.'
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time is running out.
'HAH! You ARE drinking, you said you weren't gonna drink tonight.'
'This is a 40, Charlei. I'm not drinking, I'm taking my medicine.'
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time is running out.
LifeJacket
Active member
'well, who knows where are sport is going since the leaders of are sport crackheads'
-Schwags
'I'm still Ugly'
-Schwags
'I'm still Ugly'
SwitchBio14...your sig is great. i like the hopeless one.
'TROJAN MANNNNN!!.....(weird looks from the rest of the group) What?! It's a laundry detergent!'
-my sister at 12 singing to my grandparents, aunt and uncle and father.
'How much are the $1 lottery tickets?'
-my wonderful 14 year old sister to the gas station lady, buying lottery tickets for my grandfather
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Yes, Harvey is definatly an 'ASS RAMMIN DICKHEAD' - Jibtech
'TROJAN MANNNNN!!.....(weird looks from the rest of the group) What?! It's a laundry detergent!'
-my sister at 12 singing to my grandparents, aunt and uncle and father.
'How much are the $1 lottery tickets?'
-my wonderful 14 year old sister to the gas station lady, buying lottery tickets for my grandfather
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Yes, Harvey is definatly an 'ASS RAMMIN DICKHEAD' - Jibtech
Drail
Active member
'it's like losing your virginity' Seb. when he learned backflips on the trampoline last night.
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
yeti
Active member
anything that involves mother fucker. that's why pulp fiction is such a great movie cuz they say motherfucker like 3000000 times. They even say 'mother fucker, mother fucker'. How can you compete with that?!
'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze
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'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze
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tremblantripper
Active member
i like the one in my sig
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-Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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-Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
just cause you got a hole in your butt doesn't mean you're crippled - my late cousin when im being lazy
'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
Society - the biggest gang in the world
word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
Society - the biggest gang in the world
word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
