Favorite family guy quotes?
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brennanmidwest
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Excuse me Mr. Cent
you wana soooda..... awh fuck it i tried
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your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.
AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu
Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?
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your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.
AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu
Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?
brennanmidwest
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haha ^^i love that one
hugeairkid
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" Oh My god.......You can talk!"
The only enemy agaist progression is FEAR!
The only enemy agaist progression is FEAR!
Frostfired
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Lois, when I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
hucker22
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why do woman have boobs? so you have something to look at while talking to them. hahahaha. so you have something to look at while you talk to them.
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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
SteezePatrol
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it's as if someone has stabbed mr. bubbles!
quagmire walks into girls changeroom...score!
god I hate that manly walk of hers
my other penis is a vagina
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
If it is, suddenly all those girls he petitioned for an evening of anal ravagery are going to be getting back to him en-masse... because that's one pretty piece of man meat. - J.D. May
quagmire walks into girls changeroom...score!
god I hate that manly walk of hers
my other penis is a vagina
~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~~
If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
If it is, suddenly all those girls he petitioned for an evening of anal ravagery are going to be getting back to him en-masse... because that's one pretty piece of man meat. - J.D. May
Frostfired
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not now son im on duty
haha duty
diariah
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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
haha duty
diariah
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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
bovine loamix-Stuie
I'm the proprietor of this Delicatessen-Cleveland
gigidy gigidy gigidy
now that ur stinkin rich, we'll gladly be your bitch.. my god this house is freakin sweeeeet.
go cyborg
ewww, mom im not sleepin chris' room this wekkend it smells like rotten milk.- meg
IF i could find it id clean it up_ chris
ooo the fat man made a funny.
aahh. not again... im gonna be a virgin forever... or am I?- death
if i do this do u promise to stop stealling my water- mayor wes.
lois take a letter... Dear Pawtucket pat.. I hate you and u made me cry...- peter
i shall call u Edwardo- Mr. weed
Cut my milk.
avisorate the prolateriat
if i walk thro you... does that mean.. like.. we've done it?-peter
vigina junction whats ur function.... takin in sperm and spittin out babies.
oooh.. no way. dont take coupons from chickens.. not after last time.-peter
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....shor
tly after having snowballs thrown at him.....
"ahhh, f*ck, I dropped my c*ck."-phil@thepeaks
"What, how, u should have it , noone else is holdin it for you."-Jamie
think that a blind man cannot see, and a def. man cannot hear, and what world they cannot comprehend. then think, what sense do we all lack, what world may we all be blind to, what world may we not be able to comprehend- Dune
I'm the proprietor of this Delicatessen-Cleveland
gigidy gigidy gigidy
now that ur stinkin rich, we'll gladly be your bitch.. my god this house is freakin sweeeeet.
go cyborg
ewww, mom im not sleepin chris' room this wekkend it smells like rotten milk.- meg
IF i could find it id clean it up_ chris
ooo the fat man made a funny.
aahh. not again... im gonna be a virgin forever... or am I?- death
if i do this do u promise to stop stealling my water- mayor wes.
lois take a letter... Dear Pawtucket pat.. I hate you and u made me cry...- peter
i shall call u Edwardo- Mr. weed
Cut my milk.
avisorate the prolateriat
if i walk thro you... does that mean.. like.. we've done it?-peter
vigina junction whats ur function.... takin in sperm and spittin out babies.
oooh.. no way. dont take coupons from chickens.. not after last time.-peter
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....shor
tly after having snowballs thrown at him.....
"ahhh, f*ck, I dropped my c*ck."-phil@thepeaks
"What, how, u should have it , noone else is holdin it for you."-Jamie
think that a blind man cannot see, and a def. man cannot hear, and what world they cannot comprehend. then think, what sense do we all lack, what world may we all be blind to, what world may we not be able to comprehend- Dune
Apple
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"Its not that i want to killer her... Its that i want her, not to be alive, anymore"
Like a virgin on promnight!
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.
'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Like a virgin on promnight!
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.
'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
EastcoastAR5
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Peters "when im feeling down song"
We were at the beach...
...everybody had matching towels!
Somebody went under a dock...
...and there they saw a Rock!
But it wasnt just a rock...
...It was a rock LOBster
Rock Lobster!
ROCK LOBSTER!!!
Hehehehe
Yeah your gonna be alright
word
sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
We were at the beach...
...everybody had matching towels!
Somebody went under a dock...
...and there they saw a Rock!
But it wasnt just a rock...
...It was a rock LOBster
Rock Lobster!
ROCK LOBSTER!!!
Hehehehe
Yeah your gonna be alright
word
sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
freestyle_kyle
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Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: I drift in and out
Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?
Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
Gepetto: Whoops, I dropped my glasses. (Bends down, butt facing Pinochio.) Oh, by the way Pinochio, there were some cookies missing from the jar. Uh, did you take them?
Pinochio: No, pa. I didn't.
Gepetto: Are you sure you didn't?
Pinochio: No, pa. I'd never lie to you.
Gepetto: Are you sure? I mean, you could lie to me. And who knows? You may even get away with it.
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Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: I drift in and out
Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?
Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
Gepetto: Whoops, I dropped my glasses. (Bends down, butt facing Pinochio.) Oh, by the way Pinochio, there were some cookies missing from the jar. Uh, did you take them?
Pinochio: No, pa. I didn't.
Gepetto: Are you sure you didn't?
Pinochio: No, pa. I'd never lie to you.
Gepetto: Are you sure? I mean, you could lie to me. And who knows? You may even get away with it.
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newschooler7
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midgets piss me off
i just plain dont like black people
uhh guys, were still live in boston
buy core
I'm sure all of Atlantaski's best tricks are done on the chairlift
-skifiend
i just plain dont like black people
uhh guys, were still live in boston
buy core
I'm sure all of Atlantaski's best tricks are done on the chairlift
-skifiend
"you like popsicles? i got a basement full of popsicles." Creepy Old Guy
"You ain't never gonna catch me! See you again next year!" Greased up deaf guy
"I'm a bill, i'm a bill, sitting on capitol hill. aughh, aaaa!" Bill getting stabbed by a trash man
"Aww meg, you were just fine ahahahahaha!! oh, couldn't do that with a straight face" Peter
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."
R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
"You ain't never gonna catch me! See you again next year!" Greased up deaf guy
"I'm a bill, i'm a bill, sitting on capitol hill. aughh, aaaa!" Bill getting stabbed by a trash man
"Aww meg, you were just fine ahahahahaha!! oh, couldn't do that with a straight face" Peter
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."
R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
pmills
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brian: cold?
stewie: Nope, just small.
volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing
i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac
girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
stewie: Nope, just small.
volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing
i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac
girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
g-punit*steezer
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when Peter is a Wondetwin and the other one turns into a hawk, and he turns himself into a tampon and crawls into her purse and says "Now we play the waiting game"
also
"And no pickles! For every pickle I find, I shall kill you"
Wayne Toups kicks balls
~jeffrey
Theres a taiga in the woods!
~Jeffrey
If I had a billion dollars, I would make Alan Bille the King of Spain.
~cal
also
"And no pickles! For every pickle I find, I shall kill you"
Wayne Toups kicks balls
~jeffrey
Theres a taiga in the woods!
~Jeffrey
If I had a billion dollars, I would make Alan Bille the King of Spain.
~cal
$westside$
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haha i remember that one
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Waterveezy
my music is church music....the stage is my chapel...and, well,i guess im my religion."~Jimi Hendrix
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Waterveezy
my music is church music....the stage is my chapel...and, well,i guess im my religion."~Jimi Hendrix
Gnarshred
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stewies white trash redneck song:
Met her on my CB, said her name was mimi
sounded like an angel come to earth (come to earth)
but when i finally meet her, man you should've seen her,
twice the size of me 3 times the girth (giiiiiiirth)
well my fat baby loves to eat, (loves to eat)
a big old rooter belly and her breasts swing past her feet (feet!)
well my fat baby loves to EEEEaaaaatttttt...
my big old fatass baby loves to eat!
IVE GOT BLISTERS ON THESE FINGERS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~I HAVE PSW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!
Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
Met her on my CB, said her name was mimi
sounded like an angel come to earth (come to earth)
but when i finally meet her, man you should've seen her,
twice the size of me 3 times the girth (giiiiiiirth)
well my fat baby loves to eat, (loves to eat)
a big old rooter belly and her breasts swing past her feet (feet!)
well my fat baby loves to EEEEaaaaatttttt...
my big old fatass baby loves to eat!
IVE GOT BLISTERS ON THESE FINGERS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~I HAVE PSW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!
Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
g-punit*steezer
Active member
I also love the Randy Newman song in the Y2K episode.
Wayne Toups kicks balls
~jeffrey
Theres a taiga in the woods!
~Jeffrey
If I had a billion dollars, I would make Alan Bille the King of Spain.
~cal
Wayne Toups kicks balls
~jeffrey
Theres a taiga in the woods!
~Jeffrey
If I had a billion dollars, I would make Alan Bille the King of Spain.
~cal
Ahmets_Brother
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best show ever
member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
BOGART!!
member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
BOGART!!