favorite commercial

roxysister360

roxysister360

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what's ur favorite commercial on tv? i think there are so many good ones out..like the pepsi vanilla one where the 2 guys are standing in front of the vending machine and the guys across the street keep turning the machine lights on and off...that is sooo funny. i also like the new target commercial w/ the buckingham palace guards dancing...hilarious

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?

'You can do 'Matrix' moves on those things!' -my brother's friend after seeing our new Ab-Doer
 
Victorias Secrete.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

 
No e on the end, ya damn Canucks

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
a funny one would be the mountain dew live wire or wutever it is with the bug zapper and then they walk into the window...another good one is for some tampon thing and at the end the chick looks in the box of tampons and says 'someone has been using my tampons'

1 of 2 original members of *CWDM*

- ROOTS
 
Noooooo! No tampon commercial is a good commercial!

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
yeah man that volkswagen one with everyone doing the stuff to the beat of the music it was on ike 5 years ago, that kicked ass

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Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
ahahahahaha, victorias secrete, lol. It has 2 funny meanings, dont worry i once called gucci goochie.

actually i am saddenned that it has come to this, i hate commercials with a passion.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
old fox sports commercials where they were pretending to go to regions... had the dirt cliff diving and the guys clubbing people... hte best one though was russia where they had to guys sitting at a box like they were going to arm wrestle... and then they just start slapping the crap out of each other... awesome... and i have to add it in: for radio, anyone who lives near seattle should know, champs karting... fucking awesome... like the one where the guys like' im an asshole, yeah, thats right... and when you put that finger up at me... youre right... i am number one... and im gonna cut you off just to prove it'

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
most beer comercials are good. or ones with monkeys in em.

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Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the

morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'

 
oh yeah, that amstel light commercial where it shows a bunch of people in lowcut jeans and tight shirts dancing in a club... just showing their stomachs... all skinny/model types... then they pan over and theres a guy with a fat gut hangin out dancing around and its like remember to drink responsibly... funny shit.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
ca ---> Wearing plaid shirt and jeans.

am1 --> wearing sweater vest and slacks

am2 --> slacks and dress shirt and tie.

(^ I think that's it)

Anyways, they're in a bar.

ca: Canadian Please.

am1: Oooh, Canadian... Canuck! Hey, where's your beaver?

am2: har har, good one.

ca: right here (picks up beaver, puts it on the table and it attacks the americans, then takes a drink of his beer)

^ That's one of the funniest commercials ever, damn stupid Canadians :P

Another one is a Hyundai commercial where this milf is driving with a young guy, when she goes to pass another car she presses a button and the young guy's seat goes down so he's not visible, she looks out his window and waves to a man.. obviously his husband, then, as she gets ahead the young guy's seat comes back up.

the camera goes back to the other car and it shows the husband and then he presses a button and another young guy, obviously gay, comes back up.

Har har, funny shit.

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- shortskichick
 
i think i remember that hyundai one

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
this one, i forget what its for, but the guy is a jerk at the beginning and pops some kid's balloon. at the end he'll tolerate anything, getting a hot coffee machine dumped on him, getting hit in the nuts with a bowling ball, etc.

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'Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery,

None but ourselves can free our minds.'

-Bob Marley
 
the amstell golf commercial when the 2 guys rush through, and tee off, and say 'were playing through' adn then run off. te slogan is 'detouring slow play everywehre

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
my favorite radio commercial is the firkin pub commercial with the blonde chick. 'eww! like half cat, half fish?'

*BLOODCLOT!*
 
I think the honda commercial? I saw it on the internet where it is like a big domino effect with car parts and stuff. That was so sweet. Lasted for like 10 mins though.

'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
 
anyone who lives in VT near burlington has probly heard the Hecters mexican resturaunt ads, sucks they got banned for racism though, they were so great

what did the whales ever do for us?
 
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