Favorite Chinese proverbs (Parody)
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DirtYStylE
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"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot"
"Do not remove fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot"
"Do not remove fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet"
ImNotARacist
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"many nail to build crib, only one to fill it.
supercooladin
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"Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"
robbinJAHood
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13480899:Mingg said:
when you're itching for the waves the only lotion is the ocean!
GayWolf420
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Wow more cis gendered white male racism.
Jennifersweet
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My favorite Chinese proverb:
shǎo zhuànɡ bù nǔ lì, lǎo dà tú shān bēi
少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲。
A young idler, an old beggar.
Here are more famous Chinese proverbs:http://www.hanbridgemandarin.com/article/daily-chinese-learning-tips/chinese-proverbs
shǎo zhuànɡ bù nǔ lì, lǎo dà tú shān bēi
少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲。
A young idler, an old beggar.
Here are more famous Chinese proverbs:http://www.hanbridgemandarin.com/article/daily-chinese-learning-tips/chinese-proverbs
Rennis_Deynolds
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"Man who Gets Fulltilts is man who Cork sevens"
000000000000
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Confucius say- No pregnant if she on top, because tadpoles can no travel upstream
iSmokeweed
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do future spins, get paid
spliff.Life
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13672931:Jennifersweet said:
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DirtYStylE
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A man who lives in a glass house should change clothes in the basement.
A wife who puts her husband in the doghouse will soon find him in the cat house.
A boy who goes to sleep with a hard problem wakes up with the solution in hand.
A passionate kiss, similarly to a spider’s web, leads to the undoing of the fly.
The thing is though, virginity is like a bubble – just one prick and it’s all gone.
**This post was edited on Jul 19th 2018 at 12:29:48pm
A wife who puts her husband in the doghouse will soon find him in the cat house.
A boy who goes to sleep with a hard problem wakes up with the solution in hand.
A passionate kiss, similarly to a spider’s web, leads to the undoing of the fly.
The thing is though, virginity is like a bubble – just one prick and it’s all gone.
**This post was edited on Jul 19th 2018 at 12:29:48pm
SendyMcSendyface
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13673563:Swandog7 said:
Fixed it for ya bud
heres my favorite:
他用手指屁股睡觉，用臭手指醒来
他用手指屁股睡觉，用臭手指醒来
BigPurpleSkiSuit
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13480373:DirtYStylE said:
These car ones remind me of something I learned about Hebrew in Israel that just relates to language moofs in general.
What do you suppose the Hebrew word for the back-axle of a car is? Google translate might tell you different, but everyone I knew in Israel just used the cognate "Back-axle", same word, but in Israeli pronunciation and Hebrew lettering. Now, what do you suppose they call the front-axle?
There is no single word for front-axle, and the direct translation is as follows: The forward back-axle.
Language is weird and I'm drunk as fuck
ZeechMcHuck
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Elevator always smell shitty to midget