sex on the beach is the only non-straght vodka drink i can drink. I once got so fucked up on rum and gin, that i cant smell the sweet stench of rum, without going sick.
'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC. 5th member of the ns underground.
The 'Scuba Sour' owns all. Invented by my friend Scuba Steve, its beer (Co-op Gold preferably), Raspberry Sour Puss and Orange Juice. tastes like fruit punch, even girls like it. goes down smooth even when you're hungover.
i like, 'jungle juice' everclear in a garbage can full of fruit that sits in a fridge for 2 days, OHHHHH it great, and you can eat the fruit and get real faced.
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Friendww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist
snoogins
Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother
i dont really like mixers that much. Hard liquor captains spiced rum is my number one pick but a bottle of jack isnt far behind. I drink any beer really dont care coors or some miller high life is cool with me. its cheap to split an 18 pack with someone and take some shots out of a bottle.
Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ
hmmm for shots mexikazes are good shit. If you want hardcore shit than by parents homemade shit is nice - like 99% alcohol. If your in the mood for beer 3 40's of mickeys usually does the trick
'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
I make wine that'll fuck you up. It works out to $2.50 a bottle so its dirt cheap. Wine making is the coolest hobby in the world. Maison Derriere, biatch. Homemade beer is always gross, but wine is way easier.
It seems everyone is missing the best stuff out there. Bacardi Limon. It's all about the lemon rum, people. It goes really well with Coke/Pepsi or cranberry juice. Try it, it's wonderful
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